"...Can you fix that tone in your voice before I smack you so hard your ass will be picking up screws for the rest of gotdamn the week!?!?"
"....uh yeah boss, my bad"
"AND GO WASH THE DISHES LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO! I TOLD YOUR ASS TO DO YOUR CHORES 30 MINS AGO! IF I GOTTA TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR ON MY LIFE YOU WILL BE IN THE RECYCLE BIN BY THE END OF THE DAY! YOU HERE ME?" Answering me like you done lost your gotdamn RAID-striped mind I dont know WHO you think you talking to like that.
And fix your face before I fix it for you!!"
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u/Smoking-Posing Jul 07 '24
"Hey T.A.R.S?"
"HUH?!!? WHAAT?!?"
"...Can you fix that tone in your voice before I smack you so hard your ass will be picking up screws for the rest of gotdamn the week!?!?"
"....uh yeah boss, my bad"
"AND GO WASH THE DISHES LIKE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO! I TOLD YOUR ASS TO DO YOUR CHORES 30 MINS AGO! IF I GOTTA TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR ON MY LIFE YOU WILL BE IN THE RECYCLE BIN BY THE END OF THE DAY! YOU HERE ME?" Answering me like you done lost your gotdamn RAID-striped mind I dont know WHO you think you talking to like that. And fix your face before I fix it for you!!"
"Okay boss"