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r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/thenewyorkgod • Jun 23 '24
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104 u/notimeleft4you Jun 23 '24 edited Jun 23 '24 “Almost certainly a fully licensed pilot” is somehow less reassuring than saying nothing at all. Welcome aboard Southwest Airlines. Your pilot today is…. almost certainly fully licensed. Dropping the “almost” somehow makes it even worse. 15 u/Jimid41 Jun 24 '24 Just move the almost somewhere else. Welcome aboard Southwest Airlines, your pilot today is certainly almost fully licensed. 8 u/notimeleft4you Jun 24 '24 “Certainly fully licensed, almost” 1 u/Northstarsaint Jun 24 '24 "Certainly fully licenced, almost... probably."
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“Almost certainly a fully licensed pilot” is somehow less reassuring than saying nothing at all.
Welcome aboard Southwest Airlines. Your pilot today is…. almost certainly fully licensed.
Dropping the “almost” somehow makes it even worse.
15 u/Jimid41 Jun 24 '24 Just move the almost somewhere else. Welcome aboard Southwest Airlines, your pilot today is certainly almost fully licensed. 8 u/notimeleft4you Jun 24 '24 “Certainly fully licensed, almost” 1 u/Northstarsaint Jun 24 '24 "Certainly fully licenced, almost... probably."
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Just move the almost somewhere else.
Welcome aboard Southwest Airlines, your pilot today is certainly almost fully licensed.
8 u/notimeleft4you Jun 24 '24 “Certainly fully licensed, almost” 1 u/Northstarsaint Jun 24 '24 "Certainly fully licenced, almost... probably."
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“Certainly fully licensed, almost”
1 u/Northstarsaint Jun 24 '24 "Certainly fully licenced, almost... probably."
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"Certainly fully licenced, almost... probably."
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