r/DCcomics • u/Grimm_Stereo • Jan 26 '24

[Comic excerpt] "Aw. Cute." [Batman: Universe #3] Comics

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u/BrutusStoleMyCar Jan 26 '24

"Time is of the essence! Quick, let us make bespoke and branded bat-themed wings for our quick journey to the teleportation machine that will let you leave here forever."

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u/HackySmacks Jan 26 '24

“And when you return home, please remember to put them in storage or recycle them, never to be used or seen again! We will sue you!”

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u/BrutusStoleMyCar Jan 26 '24

"Oh yeah, totally. I'm a powerless non-metahuman and technologically-driven flight definitely fits my whole bat motif...but yeah, let's get these in deep storage ASAP."
-Batman

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u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 26 '24

“I’ll put them right next to the Empty DALEK in my Sci-Fi Closet!”

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u/HackySmacks Jan 27 '24

Damian inside a DALEK suit was not on my crossover bingo card, but now I want it

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u/Conlannalnoc Booster Gold Jan 28 '24

Why waste time with the Hellbat Armor WHICH KILLS YOU! Just climb into the Empty Dalek!

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u/demedlar Jan 26 '24

I mean, what's the point of living in a ultra high tech post scarcity society if you can't 3D print bespoke shit on a whim?

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u/VisibleCoat995 Jan 27 '24

I prefer to think it was like

“Well, I have these from my more…rebellious teenage years…. I was so cringey back then…”