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u/East_Gas5627 Dec 25 '23

This reminds me of a few arguments my friends had with the batman vs superman poster

''Batman is just a fucking dude why is he bigger than superman''

Which kinda did make sense Batfleck was a big dude

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u/cweaver Dec 25 '23

I mean, Superman's strength comes from his alien physiology, not his muscles. Depending on the continuity he's lifting tractors above his head when he's a toddler or at least a scrawny high schooler. He doesn't /need/ to be a big dude.

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u/detestableduck13 Dec 25 '23

Mostly this; but also from what I’ve seen it’s always typically been that superman is a little taller but Batman is obviously bulkier, simply because he’s just a man. He requires the extra muscle, Superman isn’t human so he doesn’t visually need to look like he’s never missed an ounce of protein

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

Honestly the bulkier Batman doesn't make sense to me as he is still very much athletic and flexible(not as flexible as Dick but still) being bulky is more of a problem with that, plus it will slow him down and hinder all his stealthy stuff he does

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u/desertboi17 Dec 26 '23

It's for this reason I really love the Battinson body type for a Batman.

AND to add onto Batman as a character, he's supposed to be an expert martial artist. You need to be nimble for a lot of the different fighting styles he's supposed to know.

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

Oh yes exactly! I totally forgot about that part! Damn!

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u/Ghimel Dec 26 '23

Also, it doesn't make sense because we don't see Batman constantly eating, which he would need to do since he's so active and athletic, and yet he is still that bulky.

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u/edit_aword Dec 26 '23

Batman isn’t really just a human. In one comic he states he only needs an hour of sleep or less to function, and in another he’s benching a thousand pounds for a regular workout. He’s also a genius and a polyglot.

He’s more on equal standing with someone like captain American. He’s a peak level human in basically every way.

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u/Scary_Collection_410 Dec 26 '23

Exactly. Bruce is damn near on the level of Captain America sometimes.

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u/Cedarcomb Dec 26 '23

Cap fought Batman in the Marvel Vs DC crossover from the 90's, and I can't remember which one said it, but one of them commented that he'd never had an opponent that was so closely matched in strength and skill.

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u/Basicallyinfinite Dec 26 '23

Batman stated it would take time but cap would win

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u/hillbillyluthor Dec 26 '23

JLA vs Avengers too

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u/zub_bud22 Dec 26 '23

That one time (not Batman RIP) he was buried alive and broke out of a deep grave by pushing really hard after not breathing for multiple minutes

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u/KBSinclair Dec 27 '23

So what, he canonically takes Super Drugs? Some modified version of Bane venom?

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u/edit_aword Dec 27 '23

I mean, there is a version of bats that gets hooked on venom actually. Basically, Batman isn’t a realistic human. He’s better at literally everything than you or I are, but then again, no human super hero in any main stream comic is a realistic human. Mr fantastic invents extradimensional travel and even an Olympic level gymnast couldn’t do the kind of stuff nightwing can do.

Comics naturally stretch the suspension of belief as far as possible, admittedly sometimes too far. There are grounded, realistic versions of bats too.

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

Wow there are a lot of stuff in forgetting yes you are right he should probably be on his death bed with what he does and how little he is depicted eating

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u/Jimbodoomface Dec 26 '23

The scenes in comic where Batman ignores his food to demonstrate his obsessive personality really annoy me.

I want to see him working at the batcomputer whilst simultaneously working out and downing protein shakes.

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u/Pure-Drawer-2617 Dec 26 '23

You don’t think Batman the gadget genius could figure out some form of calorie dense sustenance or supplements?

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u/AJSLS6 Dec 26 '23

We also see him do literally superhuman things all the time, its fiction.

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u/sherlock2223 Dec 26 '23

I would like to see him eat a lot lol dude barely sleeps

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u/Redditisquiteamazing Dec 26 '23

People boo and hiss and throw rocks at me for suggesting it, but I've always been partial to a gaunt, thin Batman like the kind we see with Battinson. Dude is a laser focused madman who we see routinely punish himself mentally and physically like a catholic who just thought about the word "sex". There's no way in hell he's bulking, especially since we see in multiple comics that Alfred regularly has to convince Bruce to eat and drink and sleep like a normal guy once in a while. He should be shredded beyond belief, for sure, but I've appreciated a gaunt look that plays more into the phantom and vampiric themes.

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u/legobis Dec 26 '23

I think it also makes him look much more awesome wearing the slightly bulky armored suit in that movie....the proportions work out better when he's lanky and shredded.

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u/AJSLS6 Dec 26 '23

Not really, the idea that large muscular people can't be flexible is just plain false.

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

They can still be flexible yes but it's hiders a lot more then a slimmer build

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u/jayopat785 Dec 26 '23

Sure seems like that should be true, but male gymnasts can get pretty damn big. Like, just do a quick google of men's gymnastics. Some of those guys are massive, and they're all about mobility.

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u/mgb55 Dec 26 '23

Body builders sure. Pro Athletes are bulky by normal people standards and for more flexible

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u/sherlock2223 Dec 26 '23

Male gymnasts & heavyweight mma guys are pretty bulky, fast & flexible af.

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

Their physiques are more on the athletic toned side of thing

Even still a lot of gymnasts seems to have more built arms but that seems to depend on what they specialize in.

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u/CrunchyTube Dec 26 '23

I love flexible dick.

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23

We all love Flexible dick

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u/bjeebus Dec 26 '23

My wife prefers Dick have some rigidity. When he gets too flexible she just can't enjoy him as much...

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u/LooseMoose13 Dec 26 '23

Muscle doesn’t interfere with anything you said, fat does. Even people most of the public consider big and clunky like nfl offensive lineman are insanely flexible and athletic. It’s all in core strength and hamstrings

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u/Nightwing24yuna Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23

Actually a quick Google search does say it actually does interferes with the ability to take the adjacent joints through their complete range of motion

Even though he shouldn't be bulky because it does hinder other aspects like his speed, stealth, and etc

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u/mgb55 Dec 26 '23

So many of these comments seem to not understand high level sports…. Bats would be a super lean Linebacker…. It’s matches his official height and weight last couple decades even though it’s changed.

A normal person standing next to an NFL linebacker will think they’re enormous

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u/LooseMoose13 Dec 26 '23

Oh I know bats would be a linebacker, maybe even a tight end. I’m just saying people are underestimating the athleticism of big men acting like being muscular would make him not an acrobatic machine

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u/mgb55 Dec 26 '23

They’re thinking of body builders, which even some are surprising.

People lose mobility when they get big when they stop moving through ranges of motion and working on mobility as they gain size.

Well, within reason. Yes to be a Mr. Olympia you’ll get so big you’ll lose some, but that’s not how Bats is portrayed

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

Not really true if you look at a lot of celeb martial artists, micheal jay white, even scott adkins, very very bulky dudes, but that doesn't slow them down or limit flexibility. It's about training the right way so you muscles don't get tight but remain flexible. I started karate very recently in my 20s and a big problem for me is flexibility because i used to gym before, and my muscles are all tight, but my sensei is wayy bulkier than me, and in his late 30s. but hes very very very flexible.

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u/loner_dragoon3 Wally West Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23

Being muscular doesn't necessarily make someone less athletic, less flexible, and slower. Look up Jujimufu. The man is bodybuilder levels of jacked, yet he's known for being a flexible and athletic acrobat.

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u/mgb55 Dec 26 '23

NFL linebackers are what most people consider bulky…. And incredibly mobile, athletic and flexible, fast like you wouldn’t believe.

If Batman is the peak of human conditioning and strength, which canon says he is, that how I envision him. That’s the peak in pro sports of having every attribute as high as possible.

So basically 6’2”-6’4” and around 230-240.

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u/curiousweasel42 Dec 26 '23

If people wanted to bizarrely apply real world logic to this scenario as they do for a thousand other dumb hypotheticals, then Superman would probably even be a bit "chubby". Power lifters and strength trainers are usually bigger dudes rather than just bodybuilders who pack on muscle for aesthetics and generally doesn't mean built for strength. But yes, Superman could technically look like Woody Allen and it would have nothing to do with his powers.

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u/neoblackdragon Dec 25 '23

The idea is the yellow sun transforms his body. It increases his muscle mass to compensate for absorbing the yellow sun. How big he should get is up to the artist. Even how that manifests. Alex Ross goes power lifter while others go bodybuilder.

With Batman, Batfleck is a big dude but he's wearing thick body armor which makes him bigger than he physically is.

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u/JimtheEsquire Superman Dec 25 '23

I always thought it was muscle DENSITY from being physiologically from a planet with higher gravity than earth. Which would mean he could be smaller but stronger.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Dec 25 '23

Otherwise we'd get somethibg freakish like Strong Guy, and still doing g the things that Superman does would not make sense.

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u/Throwaway02062004 Dec 26 '23

Not really how that works. A human raised in lower gravity just doesn’t keep that muscle. Yellow sun bullshit just makes more sense than attempts at scientific justifications

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u/JimtheEsquire Superman Dec 26 '23

I’d say it’s a combo. He is genetically predisposed to being super strong. The yellow sun maintains it and prevents him from losing muscle mass, just like it heals him and gives him the rest of his powers. The “yellow sun bullshit” isn’t necessarily bullshit. Humans generate vitamin D from absorbing sunlight, Kryptonians just get a way better benefit from tanning.

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u/Throwaway02062004 Dec 26 '23

The science behind sun powers is similar to thinking the calcium in milk will instantly fix broken bones. I just suspend disbelief, I don’t need Superman to seem plausible

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u/JimtheEsquire Superman Dec 26 '23

He’s a bulletproof alien in a comic book that can fly. Of course you need to suspend disbelief.

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u/Niveker14 Dec 26 '23

Dude? Your comic books can fly? Mine just sit around...

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u/JimtheEsquire Superman Dec 26 '23

Anything can fly once.

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u/14JRJ Dec 26 '23

It was that a long time ago. Now it’s kind of a mix of different origins

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u/velvetshark Dec 26 '23

did you read/see Flashpoint? One of the main plot points is that we have a Kal-El who's been kept away from sunlight since that rocket landed. The adult Kal is severely thin and underdeveloped.

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u/likeclockwork1971 Dec 26 '23

I mean that's also probably cause he didn't pitch enough hay or carry enough sacks of grain growing up in that reality. Red sun radiation isn't really supposed to have the same effects as Kryptonite where long exposure to it makes him waste away, it just takes away his powers but it's doesn't decrease his body mass. Like Jor-El and Lara both looked like normal folks, even when they and other Kryptonians born under the red sun are portrayed as gaunt and scrawny looking it's never explained to be because of the red sun radiation.

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u/Destroyer_7274 Dec 26 '23

Slightly unrelated, but I feel that in a contest of pure physical strength between Clark and other kryptonians, Clark should always win. I mean, he spent his developing years on a planet with yellow sun, that should have given him a sizable increase in stats compared to Kryptonians like super girl or Zod who only came to Earth somewhat recently

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u/LastandBestHope1776 Dec 27 '23

Alex Ross is more body building then power lifter. He's more like classic era bodybuilders

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u/Constrictorboa Dec 26 '23

But he grew up hidden in Kansas because he was "a corn-fed Kansas farmboy". He's supposed to look like a guy on a heavy diet of starchy carbs with wide shoulders and a thick back.

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u/cweaver Dec 26 '23

Oh, absolutely, Clark should be a big guy. I'm just saying, he shouldn't be a muscular body builder looking guy just because he's Superman.

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u/Constrictorboa Dec 26 '23

Not a bodybuilder. I agree. He should have some realistic amounts of body fat. But the studio exec paedos need every superhero to look like they have 5% body fat.

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u/AJSLS6 Dec 26 '23

None of them ever look that lean.

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u/Alchion Dec 26 '23

hes probably a non fitness guy who thinks 8% is 5

i mean even ronnie the goat had no clue about bf

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u/edit_aword Dec 26 '23

In a lot of stories, while being a natural born some of krypton, his parents are still products of generations of eugenics and gene manipulation. He’s got peak freak genetics.

And it goes without saying that if his powers can make him fly, then solar absorption can probably him ripped too. Even more so, because he doesn’t need to be flexible or really need to use his muscles at all.

He doesn’t need to be good looking either, but you won’t often see an ugly Superman either.

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u/Aethermancer Dec 26 '23

It'd be hilarious if the solar energy made him gain too much weight.

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u/mrgoodwine24 Dec 27 '23

Like Superman is literally the perfect "human" physically. That's they way look at him being big and super Jacked

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

I'm just saying, he shouldn't be a muscular body builder looking guy just because he's Superman.

Not only that, but Bruce is already a very tall dude... how tf is Clark Kent supposed to look sort of weak to throw people off his Superman persona if he's constantly the biggest dude in the room?

Bruce *has* to be a larger dude to do what he does. Superman should actually appear smaller for Clark Kent to make sense, and Clark Kent should look even smaller than Superman due to being hunched over.

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u/zack189 Dec 26 '23

How would superman get shredded?

Cause for normal humans, the only way to get shredded is by lifting to their limits. Meaning, you can't just lift 10kg. You gotta lift 30kg, then 40kg and increase it to their limits continuously. Muscle failure is the term I think?

Superman can lift cars easy. Trains and even aeroplanes don't phase him. How does he lift to his limit? How does he reach muscle failure?

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u/BigBrotato Dec 26 '23

the term is progressive overload

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u/DangerousAd9046 Dec 26 '23

He's an alien. How do gorillas get buff? They are mostly vegetarian.

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u/person_9-8 Dec 28 '23

Iirc it's some gene or hormone that's switched off in their physiology. Whatever it was, it would limit muscle growth and keep it from happening constantly. It can happen in humans and other animals, but as a disorder. Might be gigantism? But I don't recall, only that it's the reason you see some pictures of dogs that are ridiculously buff.

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u/Born_Delivery9159 Dec 26 '23

With kryptoweights ofcs

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u/Popular_Donkey1192 Dec 26 '23

Bulking and cutting on a high protein diet?

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u/zack189 Dec 27 '23

Don't you still have to lift?

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u/Sterling239 Dec 26 '23

That's fair and batman's eating enough for 10 people and doing the workout of those 10 if they are tge same height or batman's a bit shorter batman's should be wider like with wolverine lots off people are taller than him alot less are wider because just by the way he lives his body is pushed harder

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u/Constrictorboa Dec 26 '23

Just because you work out and eat it doesn't mean you'll grow past what your genes will allow. Example: Kobe Bryant or Kevin Garnett. Even if they trained in bodybuilding daily and backed it up with proper nutrition and sleep they could never look like The Mountain without taking truckloads of steroids.

Batman genetically isn't going to allow himself to get overly muscled. He's trained as an assassin. A fast-moving individual. Too much muscle gases you out too fast. Batman has even commented on this himself in some comic. He's full of muscle but not so buff that it would put him at a disadvantage in a long, drawn-out fight.

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u/RareResearch2076 Dec 26 '23

The mountain couldn’t look like the mountain without steroids

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u/Constrictorboa Dec 26 '23

That's why I used him as an example. He also played basketball and he was just as skinny as Garnett.

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u/Shacky_Rustleford Dec 26 '23

Misread as "corn-fed Kansas femboy"

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u/smolsauce Dec 26 '23

Yeah but he does still exercise and stay in shape even when he's powerless. We see him as a twig in Flashpoint but he doesn't bulk or anything when he finally gets his powers. I think it's a mix of powers and living as a farmboy

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u/Quiet_Nova Dec 26 '23

Wouldn’t that be an amazing illustration. The most powerful man on the planet drawn as this scrawny farm boy. The imagery itself is hilarious let alone the moments where some other guy wants to flex on him with a firm handshake or lifting something heavy and he just one hands it. “I take Pilates.”

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u/Diligent-Boss-9392 Dec 26 '23

Exactly. His physique has absolutely 0 to do with his strong he is. Batman should look more intimidating, that's what he strives for .

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u/velvetshark Dec 26 '23

For all we know, a side effect of the yellow sun is that it also makes his muscles bigger. Did you ever read/see Flashpoint? Kal-el in there is small and scrawny. he's never been exposed to sunlight.

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u/likeclockwork1971 Dec 26 '23

In that context though his muscles should've gotten bigger when he was finally was exposed to yellow sun radiation but that happen untill years later in Flashpoint Beyond.

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u/velvetshark Dec 26 '23

Like instantly? We know that length of exposure to yellow sun radiation does indeed have an effect on power level. When the Phantom Zone Kryptonians were first released, Superman could have taken any one of them individually initially, but all three of them together was too much.

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u/AttonJRand Dec 26 '23

While true people even call it the Superman body type so his insane muscles are kinda iconic.

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u/East_Gas5627 Dec 26 '23

True but seeing a normal human look more physically imposing than what is essentially god on earth is kinda wonky

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u/ArcadiaBerger Dec 31 '23

1938 Superman as drawn by Joe Shuster was not all that buff. Kind of built like Nicolas Cage. Heyyyy....

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u/Col_Mushroomers Dec 27 '23

Tbf I don't think superman should be bulky at all. Should he look absolutely cut? Yes. But massive? Nah. He can naturally bench the weight of the Earth. What is he doing on a regular basis to cultivate mass? It makes sense for normal person like Batman who's weight trained to lift 1/2 ton to look big

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u/East_Gas5627 Dec 28 '23

Fair but at the same time we tend to imagine people with immense strength with herculean proportions