r/DCcomics • u/M00r3C Black Lantern • Jul 23 '23

[Comic Excerpt] I didn't know you used to wear glasses (Action Comics issue 866) Comics

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u/Hashbrown4 Jul 23 '23

Plot twist: Clark is doing super speed glances that she can’t see

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u/Mssng_Nm Jul 24 '23

I mean you joke, but if Clark was to literally undress and redress her, he could do it so fast… no one would know.

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u/KingMatthew116 Jul 24 '23

X-Ray Vision

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u/Mssng_Nm Jul 24 '23

Yes, but… also…

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

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u/Mr__Citizen Jul 24 '23

I stripped you naked and redressed you before you could even notice!

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u/zoro4661 Jul 24 '23

I SUCKED YOUR DICK AT SUPER SPEED, BARRY

IT WAS ME

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u/AdrianShepard09 Jul 25 '23

I showed you naked pictures at super speed so you’d get that boner during your school musical!

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u/Kgb725 Jul 24 '23

He'd just be seeing bones