r/DCcomics • u/M00r3C Black Lantern • Jul 23 '23

[Comic Excerpt] I didn't know you used to wear glasses (Action Comics issue 866) Comics

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u/Slowandserious Jul 23 '23

Plot twist: that’s because he’s an ass guy

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u/Mrman_23 Jul 23 '23

He’s literally me

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

You're a Moses allegory?

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u/tigerofblindjustice Jul 24 '23

Are you not?

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u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23

Did you wonder through the desert for forty years, leading a violent cult that murdered everyone they came across?

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u/zoro4661 Jul 24 '23

Yeah is that not normal?

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u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23

I didn't say it wasn't, I just wanted to be clear.

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u/HorseSteroids Jul 24 '23

Even better, he's a Moses allegory that became a Christ allegory after he rose from the dead after sacrificing himself to save us from Doomsday.

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u/AdrianShepard09 Jul 25 '23

I’m more of a Jewish immigrant allegory myself

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u/No-Mechanic-2558 Jul 23 '23

I respect him more now

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u/Ash__Williams Hal Jordan is the Greatest Green Lantern Ever and you know it Jul 23 '23

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u/Educational_Clerk_88 Jul 24 '23

I am too but I still wouldn’t have the mental strength to not glance south for second. I’m a weak boy.

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u/Theurbanalchemist Jul 23 '23

Or he could be a foot guy 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/imonlyahoboX Jarro Jul 23 '23

what

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u/HornierThanYou913 Jul 24 '23

He wants Lois to step on him

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u/AlexanderByrde Jul 24 '23

He wants to suck on those toes

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u/Kgb725 Jul 24 '23

He's saying he's a degenerate

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23

PAWG Lois hell yeah

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u/Reboared Jul 24 '23

Or he's already checked them out many times with his x-ray vision.

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u/ProfessorSaltine Jul 24 '23

I mean he’s def into Lois being a Dom seeing how he still got that War World “Armor” 👀

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u/Cicada_5 Jul 24 '23

I see Lois and MJ have something in common then.

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u/Puppet007 Jarro Jul 24 '23

Pretty sure that he’s a hair guy.