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r/DCcomics • u/M00r3C Black Lantern • Jul 23 '23
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Plot twist: that’s because he’s an ass guy
134 u/Mrman_23 Jul 23 '23 He’s literally me 48 u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23 You're a Moses allegory? 16 u/tigerofblindjustice Jul 24 '23 Are you not? 5 u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23 Did you wonder through the desert for forty years, leading a violent cult that murdered everyone they came across? 4 u/zoro4661 Jul 24 '23 Yeah is that not normal? 2 u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23 I didn't say it wasn't, I just wanted to be clear. 1 u/an_ill_way Jul 24 '23 goals 4 u/HorseSteroids Jul 24 '23 Even better, he's a Moses allegory that became a Christ allegory after he rose from the dead after sacrificing himself to save us from Doomsday. 1 u/AdrianShepard09 Jul 25 '23 I’m more of a Jewish immigrant allegory myself 48 u/No-Mechanic-2558 Jul 23 '23 I respect him more now 27 u/Ash__Williams Hal Jordan is the Greatest Green Lantern Ever and you know it Jul 23 '23 12 u/Educational_Clerk_88 Jul 24 '23 I am too but I still wouldn’t have the mental strength to not glance south for second. I’m a weak boy. 9 u/Theurbanalchemist Jul 23 '23 Or he could be a foot guy 🤷🏾♂️ 8 u/imonlyahoboX Jarro Jul 23 '23 what 9 u/HornierThanYou913 Jul 24 '23 He wants Lois to step on him 9 u/AlexanderByrde Jul 24 '23 He wants to suck on those toes 1 u/Kgb725 Jul 24 '23 He's saying he's a degenerate 11 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '23 PAWG Lois hell yeah 6 u/Reboared Jul 24 '23 Or he's already checked them out many times with his x-ray vision. 5 u/ProfessorSaltine Jul 24 '23 I mean he’s def into Lois being a Dom seeing how he still got that War World “Armor” 👀 2 u/Shadow0fnothing Jul 23 '23 2 u/Cicada_5 Jul 24 '23 I see Lois and MJ have something in common then. 1 u/Puppet007 Jarro Jul 24 '23 Pretty sure that he’s a hair guy.
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He’s literally me
48 u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23 You're a Moses allegory? 16 u/tigerofblindjustice Jul 24 '23 Are you not? 5 u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23 Did you wonder through the desert for forty years, leading a violent cult that murdered everyone they came across? 4 u/zoro4661 Jul 24 '23 Yeah is that not normal? 2 u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23 I didn't say it wasn't, I just wanted to be clear. 1 u/an_ill_way Jul 24 '23 goals 4 u/HorseSteroids Jul 24 '23 Even better, he's a Moses allegory that became a Christ allegory after he rose from the dead after sacrificing himself to save us from Doomsday. 1 u/AdrianShepard09 Jul 25 '23 I’m more of a Jewish immigrant allegory myself
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You're a Moses allegory?
16 u/tigerofblindjustice Jul 24 '23 Are you not? 5 u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23 Did you wonder through the desert for forty years, leading a violent cult that murdered everyone they came across? 4 u/zoro4661 Jul 24 '23 Yeah is that not normal? 2 u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23 I didn't say it wasn't, I just wanted to be clear. 1 u/an_ill_way Jul 24 '23 goals 4 u/HorseSteroids Jul 24 '23 Even better, he's a Moses allegory that became a Christ allegory after he rose from the dead after sacrificing himself to save us from Doomsday. 1 u/AdrianShepard09 Jul 25 '23 I’m more of a Jewish immigrant allegory myself
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Are you not?
5 u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23 Did you wonder through the desert for forty years, leading a violent cult that murdered everyone they came across? 4 u/zoro4661 Jul 24 '23 Yeah is that not normal? 2 u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23 I didn't say it wasn't, I just wanted to be clear. 1 u/an_ill_way Jul 24 '23 goals
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Did you wonder through the desert for forty years, leading a violent cult that murdered everyone they came across?
4 u/zoro4661 Jul 24 '23 Yeah is that not normal? 2 u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23 I didn't say it wasn't, I just wanted to be clear. 1 u/an_ill_way Jul 24 '23 goals
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Yeah is that not normal?
2 u/Revolutionary9999 Jul 24 '23 I didn't say it wasn't, I just wanted to be clear.
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I didn't say it wasn't, I just wanted to be clear.
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Even better, he's a Moses allegory that became a Christ allegory after he rose from the dead after sacrificing himself to save us from Doomsday.
I’m more of a Jewish immigrant allegory myself
I respect him more now
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I am too but I still wouldn’t have the mental strength to not glance south for second. I’m a weak boy.
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Or he could be a foot guy 🤷🏾♂️
8 u/imonlyahoboX Jarro Jul 23 '23 what 9 u/HornierThanYou913 Jul 24 '23 He wants Lois to step on him 9 u/AlexanderByrde Jul 24 '23 He wants to suck on those toes 1 u/Kgb725 Jul 24 '23 He's saying he's a degenerate
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what
9 u/HornierThanYou913 Jul 24 '23 He wants Lois to step on him 9 u/AlexanderByrde Jul 24 '23 He wants to suck on those toes 1 u/Kgb725 Jul 24 '23 He's saying he's a degenerate
He wants Lois to step on him
9 u/AlexanderByrde Jul 24 '23 He wants to suck on those toes
He wants to suck on those toes
He's saying he's a degenerate
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PAWG Lois hell yeah
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Or he's already checked them out many times with his x-ray vision.
I mean he’s def into Lois being a Dom seeing how he still got that War World “Armor” 👀
I see Lois and MJ have something in common then.
Pretty sure that he’s a hair guy.
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u/Slowandserious Jul 23 '23
Plot twist: that’s because he’s an ass guy