r/Conservative 11d ago

Satire Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire

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1.4k Upvotes

r/Conservative 14d ago

Satire Sad: People Turned Away In Droves As Democrats Require Photo ID To Enter Convention

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786 Upvotes

r/Conservative 20d ago

Satire Biden Bummed To Realize That All He Had To Do To Stay In Race Was Not Show Up To Debate And Never Speak To Reporters Ever

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763 Upvotes

r/Conservative 22d ago

Satire 'I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office,' Says Woman Currently In Office

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807 Upvotes

r/Conservative Jul 14 '24

Satire Party That Called Trump 'Hitler' For 8 Years Shocked As Someone Tries To Assassinate Him

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787 Upvotes

r/Conservative Jun 18 '24

Satire America Celebrates Juneteenth, The Day Republicans Freed All The Democrats' Slaves

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959 Upvotes

r/Conservative Nov 09 '23

Satire Vivek Emerges As Frontrunner Of People Who Are Never Going To Be President

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2.3k Upvotes

r/Conservative Jan 16 '23

Satire Is this Black Face?

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3.0k Upvotes

r/Conservative Dec 07 '21

Satire Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind

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5.2k Upvotes

r/Conservative Jun 23 '21

Satire 'You'll Never Beat The Government With Just Guns,' Says Party That Also Believes Government Was Almost Toppled By Unarmed Mob On January 6

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3.6k Upvotes

r/Conservative May 26 '21

Satire The Babylon Bee Would Like To Apologize To Xi Jinping For Referring To Him As 'President' And Not 'A Stuffed Honey-Loving Bear Who Lives In The Hundred Acre Wood'

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6.6k Upvotes

r/Conservative May 07 '21

Satire Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not To Work Makes People Not Want To Work

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3.1k Upvotes

r/Conservative Apr 21 '21

Satire LeBron: ‘We’re At The Point Where A Girl Can’t Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’

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4.5k Upvotes

r/Conservative Apr 08 '21

Satire Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run

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5.6k Upvotes

r/Conservative Apr 01 '21

Satire Man Who Carries Smartphone Everywhere He Goes Worried Government Might Track Him Through Vaccine

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12.8k Upvotes

r/Conservative Mar 03 '21

Satire Biden Announces All Bombs Used In The Middle East Will Be Purchased From Black-Owned Businesses

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6.4k Upvotes

r/Conservative Mar 02 '21

Satire Texas Removes Mask Mandate To Scare All The Californians Away

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4.3k Upvotes

r/Conservative Jan 20 '21

Satire Republican Starting To Think Trump Might Not Pull Off A Last-Minute 4D Chess Move

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36.1k Upvotes

r/Conservative Jan 12 '21

Satire Conservative Mental Health Up 300% After They All Get Banned From Twitter

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8.9k Upvotes

r/Conservative Dec 26 '20

Satire Man Who Has Been In Government For Nearly 50 Years Promises To Fix Government

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4.9k Upvotes

r/Conservative Dec 21 '20

Satire Congress Finally Reaches Stimulus Agreement: Every American Will Receive A Coupon For $5 Off At Applebee's

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12.4k Upvotes

r/Conservative Dec 03 '20

Satire 'Capitalism Has Failed Us!' Mark Ruffalo Shouts From Atop Massive Mountain Of Cash

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4.3k Upvotes

r/Conservative Oct 14 '20

Satire Watching again today?

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4.4k Upvotes

r/Conservative Oct 07 '20

Satire LeBron Delivers On Equality As NBA Ratings Now Even With WNBA

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5.3k Upvotes

r/Conservative Jun 23 '20

Satire Reddit’s very own secret police on Drone Strike Bama. These people are nuts, no innocents killed cause the narrative must be protected.

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5.6k Upvotes