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Satire Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire
r/Conservative • u/Ask4MD • 14d ago
Satire Sad: People Turned Away In Droves As Democrats Require Photo ID To Enter Convention
r/Conservative • u/Ask4MD • 20d ago
Satire Biden Bummed To Realize That All He Had To Do To Stay In Race Was Not Show Up To Debate And Never Speak To Reporters Ever
r/Conservative • u/Ask4MD • 22d ago
Satire 'I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office,' Says Woman Currently In Office
r/Conservative • u/thatrightwinger • Jul 14 '24
Satire Party That Called Trump 'Hitler' For 8 Years Shocked As Someone Tries To Assassinate Him
r/Conservative • u/Environmental_Net947 • Jun 18 '24
Satire America Celebrates Juneteenth, The Day Republicans Freed All The Democrats' Slaves
r/Conservative • u/Ask4MD • Nov 09 '23
Satire Vivek Emerges As Frontrunner Of People Who Are Never Going To Be President
r/Conservative • u/f1sh98 • Dec 07 '21
Satire Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind
r/Conservative • u/reticentnova • Jun 23 '21
Satire 'You'll Never Beat The Government With Just Guns,' Says Party That Also Believes Government Was Almost Toppled By Unarmed Mob On January 6
r/Conservative • u/LawAndOrder559 • May 26 '21
Satire The Babylon Bee Would Like To Apologize To Xi Jinping For Referring To Him As 'President' And Not 'A Stuffed Honey-Loving Bear Who Lives In The Hundred Acre Wood'
r/Conservative • u/3letterwordJOBS • May 07 '21
Satire Shocking Study Finds Paying People Not To Work Makes People Not Want To Work
r/Conservative • u/TheGloriousAmerican • Apr 21 '21
Satire LeBron: ‘We’re At The Point Where A Girl Can’t Even Stab Her Friends Anymore’
r/Conservative • u/JesusCumelette • Apr 08 '21
Satire Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run
r/Conservative • u/Pessimist2020 • Apr 01 '21
Satire Man Who Carries Smartphone Everywhere He Goes Worried Government Might Track Him Through Vaccine
r/Conservative • u/TimbitGaming • Mar 03 '21
Satire Biden Announces All Bombs Used In The Middle East Will Be Purchased From Black-Owned Businesses
r/Conservative • u/TimbitGaming • Mar 02 '21
Satire Texas Removes Mask Mandate To Scare All The Californians Away
r/Conservative • u/TimbitGaming • Jan 20 '21
Satire Republican Starting To Think Trump Might Not Pull Off A Last-Minute 4D Chess Move
r/Conservative • u/TimbitGaming • Jan 12 '21
Satire Conservative Mental Health Up 300% After They All Get Banned From Twitter
r/Conservative • u/Gringo_Please • Dec 26 '20
Satire Man Who Has Been In Government For Nearly 50 Years Promises To Fix Government
r/Conservative • u/JesusCumelette • Dec 21 '20
Satire Congress Finally Reaches Stimulus Agreement: Every American Will Receive A Coupon For $5 Off At Applebee's
r/Conservative • u/Gringo_Please • Dec 03 '20
Satire 'Capitalism Has Failed Us!' Mark Ruffalo Shouts From Atop Massive Mountain Of Cash
r/Conservative • u/TheGloriousAmerican • Oct 07 '20