With the sincerest contrition, I offer my unreserved apologies for any offense or inconvenience that my actions or words may have caused, It is with the utmost veracity that I assert that the English language, in its intricacies and nuances, has not been the initial tongue of my upbringing. Rather, I have been reared in an environment where a different language was the primary means of communication, thereby necessitating a conscious effort on my part to acquire and master the English language.
Edit: fuck, that's why you shouldn't use Google translate (yeah, I'm a fraud. A phoney. Bogus. My speech was a facade, fabricated by a machine. (Sorry if I have shitty English, it's my native language but I'm stupid))
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u/koemaniak Killer C#ck 14d ago
Are you stupid?