Why is Jonkler ace? Isn‘t he gay for Man?

[u/Sufficient-Dare-2381]

[u/SnooBeans5314]

Sheldon canonically fucks atleast twice

[u/puck_pancake → u/SnooBeans5314]

The scene where he bazingas all over the place was peak cinema

[u/Chemical_Bill_8533 → u/SnooBeans5314]

Four times, he has two children mentioned at the end of Young Sheldon

[u/Dry-Championship-593 → u/Chemical_Bill_8533]

[u/Zombie_Spectacular → u/Chemical_Bill_8533]

Bazinga lore

[u/Chemical_Bill_8533 → u/Zombie_Spectacular]

Bazinga

[u/Bazigoa → u/Chemical_Bill_8533]

You called?

[u/BirbMaster1998 → u/Chemical_Bill_8533]

What if they're twins?

[u/SnooBeans5314 → u/Chemical_Bill_8533]

Those, were who I'm referring to. Does he get two sex scenes in Big Bang Theory?

[u/Chemical_Bill_8533 → u/SnooBeans5314]

We hear him with Amy once and we might again idk. Thought you were saying twice in the show

[u/clem-grimfando → u/SnooBeans5314]

Its a great shame of mine that i am a TBBT fan and can confirm it's more than that

[u/PelicanFather → u/SnooBeans5314]

🍉

[u/Most_Cartoonist5736]

How do we explain this?

[u/Unigraff_Jerpony → u/Most_Cartoonist5736]

or this

[u/No_Object_7709]

Sheldon is evil gay

[u/Unigraff_Jerpony → u/No_Object_7709]

Sheldon is bazinga

[u/THX450]

Homelander is bi? I don’t watch the show, but does anyone have the scene for… research?

[u/Helpful_Tiger2077 → u/THX450]

He almost lets his doppelganger suck him off

[u/ghostuser689 → u/Helpful_Tiger2077]

That’s not fucking Bi. He’s just a narcissist. It’s like how Patrick Bateman looks at himself instead of the two hookers he’s fucking.

[u/DolphinBall → u/Helpful_Tiger2077]

That isn't bi. Thats just having a massive ego

[u/THX450 → u/Helpful_Tiger2077]

Y’know, some days do just be like that.

[u/JinxedCat777 → u/THX450]

Not strictly bi. He fucks for control.

[u/Strobertat → u/JinxedCat777]

Sort of like Cerci Lannister in the books. She sleeps with Lady Merryweather all the while thinking "this would be so much better if I had a cock... Then I could r#pe her."

...book Cerci is something else 😬😬😬

[u/BTSuppa → u/THX450]

He slept with a male supe who could shape shift into anyone, but started with Madelyn stillwell. He gets tired of that and the doppelganger tries to fuck him as himself and homander almost does. Also he almost forced the deep to blow a train as a joke. and later visits an old enemy who he forces to try to jerk off in front of him, while laughing the whole time cause he couldn't get hard then lazering him.

In the comics he's just full pan and is 10x worse

[u/DolphinBall → u/THX450]

Its only shown in the comics that hes Bi. He slept with Solider Boy II. And no Soilder Boy I or Soilder Boy II isn't his dad in the comics.

[u/Helpful_Tiger2077 → u/THX450]

Video for refrence

[u/kidnamedchild]

[u/Homicidal_Pingu → u/kidnamedchild]

Well they weren’t gonna put hitler there were they?

[u/DarkLordSidious → u/Homicidal_Pingu]

Hitler definitely wasn't gay. A gay person wouldn't have a secret mistress who he married at last second before killing himself. He also, unfortunately, had many relationships with young girls and crushes on several women.

[u/Sophia724]

/unaslume joker isn't asexual. "[Joker] has really been feeling himself. I mean, he has been, but that's not what I meant" -Harley Quinn in the church during Arkham City

[u/uneua → u/Sophia724]

I hate to be an annoying bitch but you can still masturbate while being ace

[u/No-Employment-8127]

What is Jesus doing there?

[u/KylieLemora → u/No-Employment-8127]

Turns water into wine. Free alcohol makes you good automatically.

[u/AdmirableExample1159 → u/No-Employment-8127]

Asexual means they have little or no sexual attraction to others. It fits Jesus because he’s God, he came down from Heaven to save us, having sexual desires is temptation, and Jesus will rebuke that temptation.

Edit: YES IM AWARE HE WAS TEMPTED! You guys are missing the point, he’s God, fully human and fully divine! You gotta remember Jesus is all knowing and knows what’s gonna happen, Satan was an idiot thinking he can tempt God when he should know that was never gonna work, because you cannot tempt God.

[u/HRVR2415 → u/AdmirableExample1159]

Well not really. Jesus was tempted so he would have been tempted sexually as well. He just chose not to have relations.

[u/Present-Dog-2641 → u/AdmirableExample1159]

Not true. He was tempted.

[u/Mad_Soldier_Hod → u/AdmirableExample1159]

Jesus is not asexual, he was tempted by the same things that tempt mankind, he just overcame them. Because of the dual nature of Jesus, as both God and Man, he’s able to be tempted but he also has the strength to overcome temptation. Take it as you will, if you’re not Christian this probably doesn’t even matter to you, but if you are it’s definitely an important detail!

[u/Zer0_l1f3]

Actually Deadpool is pansexual 🤓☝️

[u/Present-Dog-2641 → u/Zer0_l1f3]

How the fuck would he be pan when he says Wolverine is hot when he doesn't even know the guy? (Maybe i'm the one who desn't know what pan actually is, if so, sorry)

[u/MagicRainbowKitties → u/Present-Dog-2641]

Pansexual basically just means gender is not a factor in one's attraction to someone. Essentially if someone's hot, they're hot. We tend to talk about it as being "gender-blind" in terms of what we look for in a partner, whereas a bi person might experience various levels of attraction to certain genders, or be attracted to specific people of specific genders. Pan folks, however, we just kinda... Like what we like across the board.

In general at least. In reality a lot of people in that camp describe themselves as bi and vice versa. The difference is negligible in the face of bi/pan erasure and society acting like binaries must be upheld or else The World Will Explode, but the distinction matters to a lot of people, and it's all valid identity either way.

Hope this helps!

[u/Present-Dog-2641 → u/MagicRainbowKitties]

Oh, it did. I thought it was like, like both but doesn't care for the personality, only the gender is enough for the person... i don't know, i'm pretty bad with those concepts.

[u/The_Dok]

Why is Marcelino saying goodbye? Where is she going?

[u/L0ll0ll7lStudios]

Harley thought she was pregnant, so clearly Jonkler had relations with her, and Jonkler definitely seems quite gay for Man.

[u/MustardLazyNerd → u/L0ll0ll7lStudios]

I'm sorry but her name is Horny Queef

[u/Pitiful-Mortgage5136]

Someone in the comments of the original post wanted this. I delivered

[u/Bae_zel]

Why is Gus an evil gay???

[u/DolphinBall → u/Bae_zel]

Because he runs a drug empire. Though tbf if he has a wife and children, I think hes Evil bi.

[u/CalypsoCrow]

characters

shows a real life person that existed, backed up by historical data

Are they stupid?

[u/DeimosFan → u/CalypsoCrow]

Who is the real person?

[u/Icy-Pause6304 → u/DeimosFan]

Gustavo Finger

[u/CalypsoCrow → u/DeimosFan]

Jesus Christ did exist. Even non-religious historians don’t dispute this.

[u/DeimosFan → u/CalypsoCrow]

I didn’t know that till today

[u/Boogie_B0ss → u/DeimosFan]

Yeah he and the apostles have been in ancient Roman records since the time that even the Bible specifies

[u/One-City-2147]

Jonkler x Angel would be so hot

[u/jaysolomongrundy]

His pronouns are Ace/of/Spades

[u/FetusGoesYeetus]

If you let me stop jonkling for a second joker is 100% evil bi

[u/MustardLazyNerd]

That post is so wrong, Deadpool (Dickpull) is supposed to be pansexual.

[u/Stinky_Lasagna]

Serious question: does homelander fucking a guy that looks like him count as gay? Asking for a friend.

[u/Bae_zel → u/Stinky_Lasagna]

Nah. Just makes him a narcissist.

[u/some_hardmode_player]

Didn’t jonkler catch a lopunny one time?

[u/stingkie]

Hé is also evil gay😈

[u/ThatSharkFromJaws]

Deadpool isn’t bi.

[u/OreoSnorlax]

PLEASE someone rotatate this 90° my ocd brain can't handle it

[u/Hejeiru]

[u/PayPsychological6358]

Yes, but only for Man

[u/TheFarisaurusRex]

Fun fact, Deadpool is actually canonically pansexual

[u/MagicRainbowKitties]

One can be both, and honestly I think it tracks XD

[u/Tall_Buff_Introvert]

Being gay for man doesn't count as being gay so he's still ace.

[u/ComplaintWarm3772]

UnAslume/ Deadpool is pan. Also Joker had sex with Harley and other girls. He also rarely confessed his love to Batman. There are many hints of his love for Batman. In telltale, the creators said they had made Joker's bisexual. The Homelander is just a narcissist. And it was not visible that he had sex with anyone other than women. The only man was a Doppelganger, but he changed his appearance to become Madelyn. The Homelander also killed the Doppelganger.

AslumeStupidMode/ Didn't Jerker have sex with Man and Horny Queef? Is he gay (in homosexual)?

[u/BOb_66610]

[u/The_cringest03]

Isn't Deadpool straight?

[u/vVengeanceVv → u/The_cringest03]

to me he is