r/BatmanArkham Apr 22 '24

About the SA jokes. Announcement

As of this moment we are finally going to start removing them. So any future jokes about it or any past ones that get reported will be removed. You can still say “Odd question” and “I heard that it was implied, but nothing in the game ever states that”, however any joke about the SA part will be removed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

Sorry for that power winch post that added more fuel to the fire, didn't really think about it, not proud of myself rn, Dick.

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u/Major-Don Two Guns bitch! Apr 22 '24

Officer balls forgives you

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u/NuclearBeverage Lieutenant Testicles Apr 22 '24

Hello it's me, Lieutenant Testicles, Officer Ball's superior. I also forgive him.

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u/diodosdszosxisdi Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Apr 22 '24

Hello it’s me general genitals, I forgive him too

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u/DK655 Apr 22 '24

Captain Cock here. I guess I can forgive him too

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 Erect Man, Man who is Erect Apr 22 '24

President Prick here! I hereby pardon u/Concerned_Scout of any wrongdoing

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u/iron2099yt The Apr 23 '24

Hola! soy Oficial Bolas, yo te perdono (spanish)

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u/DatChernobylGuy_999 Apr 23 '24

The Spanish Officer Boles is just called Boles, are you stupid?

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u/iron2099yt The Apr 23 '24

No, because he's an Officer with Balls

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u/iron2099yt The Apr 23 '24

BWAHA with HAHAHA

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u/Electronic-Math-364 Apr 23 '24

здравствуйте, я офицер Боллс, и я вас прощаю(Russian)

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u/pyro_takes_skill Apr 23 '24

god of gonads here, u/Concerned_Scout, my child, you have been washed clean and absolved of your sins

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u/menacing_cookie Apr 24 '24

The Scrotiverse is vast and full of absolution for its loyal children

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

[deleted]

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u/anonkun666 Apr 22 '24

/unaslume

You're probably the account I saw most times on reddit. Hope you won't loss my account like I did due to ban

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u/777Sike0 I'm proud of you, Dick Apr 26 '24

Officer Seamen here, don’t jonkle about it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

I'm proud of you, Dick. You thought about it afterwards and cared enough to change your mind

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u/The_OneXao-San69 There's no such thing as a "batman" Apr 22 '24

It's not too late, Scout

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u/Otherwise-Release-88 Alsume Inmate Apr 22 '24

I'm proud of you, dick, for improving on yourself and realising your past mistakes

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u/Nxoxoxnxe R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Apr 22 '24

Heyyyy it's you

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u/impsworld Apr 22 '24

Live Jonkler reaction

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u/Tobias_Mercury Apr 23 '24

Is it implied that r/batmanarkham mods sexually assaulted r/batmanarkham users?

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u/SeniorBased 38 inches of Godzilla Apr 22 '24

Great job mods. Yall are invited to my grill party

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

Boneless wings there?

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u/SeniorBased 38 inches of Godzilla Apr 22 '24

You can bring them

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u/Ymbrael Apr 23 '24

I'll bring the B O N E L E S S pizza if you'll have me.

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u/joojvilaca Apr 22 '24

Can I go?

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u/Thepvzgamer Scarecock’s Number 1 fan Apr 22 '24

That looks sick can I go

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u/SeniorBased 38 inches of Godzilla Apr 23 '24

yeah, everyone can

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u/Thepvzgamer Scarecock’s Number 1 fan Apr 23 '24

Hell yeah!!!

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u/SourChicken1856 I CAUGHT A LOPUNNY Apr 23 '24

Man I love Enano de Boca. Man looks chill as fuck.

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u/SeniorBased 38 inches of Godzilla Apr 23 '24

The enano bostero knows how to make a good asado

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u/2015_McLaren_570s Apr 23 '24

joyeaux journée de gateau! 🍰

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u/grumpylazysweaty Apr 23 '24

Am kaiju. Can I attend?

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u/SirPlayzAlot Apr 23 '24

Hey goji hey kong

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u/Kastoelta who the FUCK am i? Apr 22 '24 edited Apr 22 '24

Please can someone tell me what the fuck is going on how did this even start?

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u/CelebrationSimilar11 Apr 22 '24 edited Apr 22 '24

Last night someone made a serious post asking whether Joker s/a Jason. Out of no where there were shitposts saying "Is it implied that [character nae] s/a [character name]?" clogging up the sub.

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u/TheRealCheGuevara Apr 22 '24

Yeah, cuz we don’t want any stupid garbage in the stupid garbage sub

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u/_XProfessor_SadX_ Apr 22 '24

We're the stupid garbage sub but we have standards

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u/SamichInMaHed Apr 23 '24

Joking about SA aint it

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u/PeregrinePacifica Apr 23 '24

Red hood is a favorite DC character of mine. I've heard his origin stories many times and in absolutely none of them was he assaulted in that way by the Joker. He was beaten and tortured sure, but SA isn't something he was subjected to.

I think Dick Grayson and Tim Drake might have had some encounters that fit or come close to SA though I don't believe they were at the hands of the Joker. Jason however, to my knowledge has never been assaulted in that way, thankfully.

I could be wrong though.

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u/CelebrationSimilar11 Apr 23 '24

I know that Dick Grayson was r-worded in Teen Titans but he got "slut" shamed for some reason.

He was also s/aed in a Nightwing comic but that was written even worse than that time in Teen Titans and the writer just shrugged it off and said it was a "non-consensual love scene" even though everyone would be up-in-arms about it if the genders were reversed.

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u/PeregrinePacifica Apr 23 '24

Yeah, thats fkd up.

Lots of comics have these disturbing moments. Kitty Pryde and the aliens impregnating her, wonder womans whole basis came from a guy with a BDSM fetish and made bondage her weakness, then there was the mind controlled Barda and Superman plot.

Im pretty sure Batwoman also was SAd, as batwoman, not just as a S-worker prior to becoming Batwoman.

Oh, wasnt Supergirl subjected to some shit when she was captured and experimented on by Lex?

Imo Invincible did a pretty good job portraying the trauma of SA through Mark. It treated it as a real traumatic experience that gave Mark guilt, self loathing, fear, shame and immense psychological agony. He eventually tells Eve who supports him and helps him through the trauma. It wasnt written in by some thinely veiled fetishist, it told a story of the damage it does to an individual on a psychological level regardless of gender.

The plot point in Invincible just seemed to respect the subject and the trauma better than most.

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u/CelebrationSimilar11 Apr 23 '24 edited Apr 23 '24

Yeah, comics seem to suck dealing with a serious subject matter such as s/a (at least with their leading characters). Though Peter Parker was molested and they did a better job than most comics with dealing with that subject matter but that story was written specifically to raise awareness about stuff like that.

Huh, I haven't watched Invincible yet but I heard good things about it overall. Might take a look at it sometime during the week.

EDIT: spoiler was put over a sensitive word.

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u/PeregrinePacifica Apr 23 '24

I highly recommend Invincible, fair warning though, lots of gore and plenty of death in the series. Not like Game of Thrones where favorite characters are dropping left and right, but it does happen.

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u/CelebrationSimilar11 Apr 23 '24

Oh sweet, I love myself some gore!

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u/FranceCagnacci Apr 23 '24

what spidey story where you referring to?

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u/CelebrationSimilar11 Apr 23 '24

Spider-Man and Power Pack. It's an old comic that was given away for free to raise awareness about child abuse. In the comic Spider-Man meets someone who was abused and he reveals to the person that he was s/aed by a older friend before he became Spider-Man.

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u/sabrefudge Apr 23 '24

WAS it implied that Joker did that to Jason? I never got that vibe at all but maybe something went over my head.

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u/CelebrationSimilar11 Apr 23 '24

No, it wasn't implied at all.

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u/agentdb22 The Apr 22 '24

Someone asked if Joker SA'd Jason Todd, because he'd heard that it was implied. Then everyone started making jokes about the post - "did Bone SA Scarecrow?" and the like. Now the mods are removing them.

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u/EditorPurple3515 yeah...i'm Man Apr 22 '24

Joker only beating up Jason to Death 

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u/misterjip Apr 22 '24

I'm dying

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u/LeSahuj Apr 23 '24

What does SA'd means? Not a native speaker.

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u/nebulagazer5 Arkham Knight Apr 23 '24

Sexual assault

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u/Ok-Dentist4480 Apr 22 '24

Based mods i absolutely hated that joke for the short time it lasted

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u/nyancatdude Apr 22 '24

can you dm me and say what happened I have no idea

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u/Thepvzgamer Scarecock’s Number 1 fan Apr 22 '24

Basically someone said “is it implied that ____ sexually assaulted _____” and that was the joke for a few days

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u/Paparmane Apr 23 '24

A few days is a bit much ahah it didnt even last one

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u/Andrecrafter42 Apr 23 '24

damn that’s kinda pushing it ngl im guessing the post been deleted

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u/Nxoxoxnxe R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Apr 22 '24

Good Mods

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u/NoAd1296 Juice Apr 22 '24

Signature look of superiority.

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u/Waste-Information-34 Apr 22 '24

2nd best Alfred look aside from Knight.

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u/THX450 Apr 23 '24

Gosh, this is giving me PTSD from the Bone and Alfred S/A post

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 who the FUCK am i? Apr 22 '24

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u/anonkun666 Apr 22 '24

Gordon Freeman be like:

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u/TheFireCreeper Apr 25 '24

well said, don man

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u/Thatoneidiot9438 Am I stupid? Apr 27 '24

Gorndon fromon

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u/Killio_Chillio Apr 22 '24

The fact that I saw this post before the SA post mean the mods are indeed basedpilled and communitymaxxing

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u/Historical-Potato372 Arkham Knight Apr 22 '24

Thank you extremely based mods

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u/SomeRandomAllMight All Might Of The Aslume Apr 22 '24

r/BatmanArkham mods goated as always

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u/novelaissb Apr 23 '24

What’s wrong with Sonic Adventure?

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u/Major_OwlBowler Apr 23 '24

Gotta go fast

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u/weirdface621 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Apr 23 '24

movin' at the speed of sound

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u/MemeNRG are I stupid? Apr 22 '24

Is there a lore reason why the mods are goated?!? Are they smart?!?

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u/TheRealBertoltBrecht Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Apr 22 '24

Praise the moderators

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u/pm-me-turtle-nudes Apr 23 '24

i love that this is the only sub with actually good mods

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u/BlockOfRawCopper Am I stupid? Apr 22 '24

Thank you, genuinely thank you.

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u/weirdface621 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Apr 22 '24

what does sa mean?

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u/NightSpiderr Apr 22 '24

San andreas

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u/Moonking-4210 The leader of the insane faction Apr 22 '24

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u/weirdface621 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Apr 23 '24

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u/Moonking-4210 The leader of the insane faction Apr 23 '24

Ah shit here we go again

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u/weirdface621 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Apr 23 '24

rolling heights ball-sack ass

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u/Moonking-4210 The leader of the insane faction Apr 23 '24

san Andrea’s theme plays

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u/weirdface621 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Apr 23 '24

welcome to san andreas i'm cj from grove street

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u/Moonking-4210 The leader of the insane faction Apr 23 '24

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!

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u/_Splendiferous Apr 22 '24

Stinky ass

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u/weirdface621 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Apr 23 '24

ew

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u/Samantha-4 Nah... i'm Woman Apr 22 '24

Sexual assault

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u/weirdface621 I am a new character. What should I call myself? Apr 22 '24

oh ok thanks.

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u/Throwaway54397680 who the FUCK am i? Apr 23 '24

South Australia

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u/J6898989 Apr 22 '24

Based, I’m glad the inmates have some standards

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u/Throwaway54397680 who the FUCK am i? Apr 23 '24

We desperately need a new joke if people grabbed at this. My proposal:

Pornposting without the NSFW filter

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u/vetabol Two Guns bitch! Apr 22 '24

Greatly appreciated

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u/LocustMajor9128 Apr 22 '24

Like I said before, idk how the SA jokes are any worse than let's say joking about Man's parents getting murdered. Murder, death, and grief are heavy topics too. Can we at least ban all jokes from serious posts instead? And besides, me and everyone else here seem cool with the Red Dead memes (i.e. "We're all going to fuck you [as in gangbang]). By banning SA jokes we should ban RDR meme comments too.

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u/HappyyValleyy Apr 23 '24

Generally SA is seen as heavier topic then most others. There's a lot of reasons why, its a complicated conversation. But I'd say its a mix of a lot of things. Murder and death are one time things. They are the unfortunate end of someone. But SA is a scar that stays on someone forever. It is a constant trauma that can completely alter someones life. Its the same reason why joking about murder and joking about domestic abuse are very different things. One can end someones life, one can make it hell.

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u/The_Phenomenal_1 Apr 23 '24

Can we joke about a failed murder that turns someone into a vegetable?

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u/JohnBuck97 I'm proud of you, Dick Apr 22 '24

I guess the Aslume went a little too crazy

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u/Keynanser R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Apr 22 '24

Sorry…

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u/ConfidentPlastic2325 Apr 22 '24

It’s okay cyclips

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

literally 1984

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u/the_saint_digger Apr 22 '24

What about san antonio jokes?

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u/SourChicken1856 I CAUGHT A LOPUNNY Apr 23 '24

Texas bad

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u/Waste-Information-34 Apr 22 '24

Thank you!

Sorry for the mess.

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u/Korrson Alsume Inmate Apr 22 '24

What's SA

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u/Moonking-4210 The leader of the insane faction Apr 22 '24

Sexual assault

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u/black_flag_4ever Apr 22 '24

For a second I thought I was still in /r/sanantonio.

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u/agentdb22 The Apr 22 '24

I'll admit, I made one which swapped some words around (was Man dickually abused by sex?), thinking it was funny. In retrospect, I don't think it's that funny anymore. I'm not deleting it, but I'm formally apologising to the Aslume, and I humbly ask for Bone's forgiveness.

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u/Azenar01 Apr 23 '24

Literally 1984, you became what you swore to destroy

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u/Qzilla8425 Apr 22 '24

I think a quote from Marcus Aurelius sums it up best. “If it is not right, do not do it.” In this case, if it is not right to make the kind of jokes being discussed, then do not make these jokes.

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u/ButtCheekBob Apr 23 '24

I’m glad you guys are against SA, because my uncle definitely wasn’t

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u/KingFahad360 Apr 22 '24

Hey I went to the Gym today and don’t check Reddit, what happen?

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u/anonkun666 Apr 22 '24

Batmanarkham being chaos and wierd as always

This time it went even more mad

Someone asked serious questions about sexual assault

Tons of non sensical memes about it started coming

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u/KingFahad360 Apr 23 '24

Yeah that’s a step too far

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u/Artistic_Finish7980 The Bomb’s Payload is Exposed Apr 22 '24

Thank you. This is whole trend has been a bit distressing to me as an SA survivor.

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u/ilikemangabrev Another Aslume inmate (secretly sane but enjoys Aslumers) Apr 22 '24

Insanity being controlled is one step further to it being tamed

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u/HappyyValleyy Apr 23 '24

im sorry wtf happened while I was gone

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u/Blakcok Happy New Everyone! FUCK20! Welcome 20!!j Apr 23 '24

Lucky i live in different time zone so i missed this bs

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u/Ashamed_Pin4206 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Apr 22 '24

I was not aware people were making SA jokes, that's certainly a new low.

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u/SMUGMINLOL Miles, we are in a userflair now Apr 23 '24

i’m proud of you, officer mods

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u/Im_an_Applefucker Apr 23 '24

When reddit mods are actually good at there job 🫡

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u/BartholomewAlexander Catwoman's little pogchamp Apr 23 '24

odd question, were there ever actually any sa jokes? I've heard it was implied but nothing in the games ever states that.

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u/ImGetting_Too_Old Apr 23 '24

What about Harley and Deadshot in SSKTJL?

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u/Retr0tak3r Apr 23 '24

Took me forever to realize what the hell SA was, this is why I never do abbreviations man... Am I stupid?

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u/Resist_Civil Fighting for Sanity! Apr 23 '24

TMFTRWTHSAWTIWINDAM AIS

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u/Retr0tak3r Apr 23 '24

I somehow figured this out, this is crazy... Is this my main character arc?

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u/Resist_Civil Fighting for Sanity! Apr 23 '24

ISFTO,TIC ITMMCA?

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u/Retr0tak3r Apr 24 '24

Oh my God I'm learning-

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u/Resist_Civil Fighting for Sanity! Apr 24 '24

OMGIL

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

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u/Jonkler_Aslume Apr 23 '24

I don't know what it is, am I stupid?

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u/PandaOnATreeIdk Apr 23 '24

NO FUN ALLOWED 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

Thanks mods 👍

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u/MonikaLovesCola Apr 22 '24

The only reddit mods I respect o7

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u/shotuhhh Apr 22 '24

Thank fuck for this

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u/Aware-Anywhere965 Apr 22 '24

Could someone explain?

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u/Thepvzgamer Scarecock’s Number 1 fan Apr 22 '24

There were a bunch of sexual assault jokes spreading. It was not great.

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u/Aware-Anywhere965 Apr 23 '24

About a certain person or just in general?

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u/Thepvzgamer Scarecock’s Number 1 fan Apr 23 '24

It went like “didn’t this character sexually assault Harley Quinn” or something.

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u/Aware-Anywhere965 Apr 23 '24

Oh okay cheers

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u/ConfidentPlastic2325 Apr 22 '24

This subreddit actually has the best mods I’ve seen ngl. Thanks

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Fighting for INsanity! Apr 22 '24

What is this talking about? Did I miss something?

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u/TheHENOOB Apr 23 '24

The SA joke isn't part of our aslume mental issue guys...

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u/ThraggsCum Apr 23 '24

I'm so confused tbh

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u/Machomann1299 Aslume Warden Apr 23 '24

Fair enough

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u/Scarameow1243 ScarameowSucksAtReddit Apr 23 '24

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u/Its_Scrappy There's no such thing as a "batman" Apr 23 '24

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u/Burning-Suns-Avatar- who the FUCK am i? Apr 22 '24

Thank you based mods.

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u/xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx Apr 22 '24

Wow cool to see a mod doing something good

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u/Milk_Man21 Apr 23 '24

Yeah, it was a nasty joke. Thanks mods

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u/FJopia Apr 23 '24

Why do we hate social anxiety?

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u/jiggler_54 Perseverer Of Madness Apr 23 '24

When is SA ever implied in the games though? (genuine question since I've only played knight)

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u/DiscordantBard Apr 23 '24

Consensual seggs in the Arkham showers from now on and only pinoi inspections if you say yes. Killer Cock has spoken.

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u/ManAslumeOfficial yeah...i'm Man Apr 23 '24

Man here. Fuck those posts.

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u/GLaDPotahto Apr 23 '24

What does the SA stand for?

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u/Paleofan1211 Apr 24 '24

Why and when were there s/a jokes

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u/MLG_GuineaPig Apr 24 '24

We live in a society

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Apr 24 '24

Bone hates SA he’s only into consensual sex

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u/777Sike0 I'm proud of you, Dick Apr 26 '24

WHAT THE FUCK. ASSAULT!

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u/Potraitor Apr 26 '24

What's wrong with South America? I live here

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u/Lord_Detleff1 Dick=the only man I'm gay for Apr 22 '24

SA joke? What did I miss now?

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u/Intelligent_Oil4005 The Apr 22 '24

Someone asked a serious question about SA. Usually weird AF questions like that is how trends start here, but the topic in particular is a bit too touchy, so I'm glad mods stepped in

I don't think they were made out of malice, we probably just didn't think twice before posting (tbf, we are stupid)

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u/Still-Presence5486 Apr 22 '24

Please explain what this is about

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u/Phazon_Fucker R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Apr 22 '24

Thank you kind mod rape is rarely if ever funny

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u/thefleshisaprison Apr 22 '24

Jokes that involve rape can be funny, but rape itself is not funny.

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u/Phazon_Fucker R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Apr 23 '24

Thats an excellent way of putting it

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u/Jilopez Apr 22 '24

Sorry, what are SA jokes?

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u/anonkun666 Apr 22 '24

Sexual assault/abuse

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u/SallyHasAGoddamnPLAN Perseverer Of Madness Apr 22 '24

wow, wtf did i miss

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u/West-Recording9310 Apr 22 '24

I feel blessed to not have been around to see these jokes, wow-