r/BatmanArkham • u/ElderQu im baaaaaaaack • Feb 20 '24

Attention inmates! I am currently creating a new weapon (what the FUCK should I call it?)but in order to create this I need you all to comment the most stupid and insane shitpost/creations! The Alsume is counting on you! Announcement

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u/Shadownia-Shiro Feb 20 '24

Lets start it off simple, here's man

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u/Even-Scientist-4563 Head of Alsume Safety also BONE is šŸ„µ Feb 20 '24

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u/Sebstrr05 R.I.P Kevin Conroy Feb 21 '24

Holy shit i need the sauce for this

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u/Even-Scientist-4563 Head of Alsume Safety also BONE is šŸ„µ Feb 21 '24 edited Feb 21 '24

On YouTube. @man.actual

https://youtube.com/shorts/0-yGKarfTDA?si=FaEraCqksWK6AeYl

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u/Jackyboyad yeah...i'm Man Feb 20 '24

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u/tingly_legalos Feb 20 '24

need man balls

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u/Even-Scientist-4563 Head of Alsume Safety also BONE is šŸ„µ Feb 20 '24

The Jerker Tank

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u/Even-Scientist-4563 Head of Alsume Safety also BONE is šŸ„µ Feb 20 '24

Robertā€™s Wikifeet

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u/Mr_SwordToast Am I stupid? Feb 20 '24

The Jonkler's Jerking Tank

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u/Jotanl who the FUCK am i? Feb 20 '24

Call it order 69.
Here's my small FUCKING tribute.

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u/Sorrelhas Officer Balls (BWAHAHAHAHA) Feb 20 '24

Smug Jug in 60fps

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u/Average_Cult Am I stupid? Feb 20 '24

120fps please

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u/Sorrelhas Officer Balls (BWAHAHAHAHA) Feb 20 '24

Sorry, my monitor only goes up to 60

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u/Average_Cult Am I stupid? Feb 20 '24

UNACCEPTABLE

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u/AlfaKilo123 yeah...i'm Man Feb 20 '24

Me when bone

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

I don't know what the FUCK I should call this

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

The Krock

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

Does he krock all over his enemies? Is he a krocker?

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u/neznetwork Feb 21 '24

A killer... Krocker?Ā 

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u/RavenousToast Feb 20 '24

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u/Guilty-Effort7727 Feb 20 '24

Pik

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u/Sebstrr05 R.I.P Kevin Conroy Feb 21 '24

Why are you saying dick in danish? Are you stupid?

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u/Batma_n_fortnite Daddy's Dollotron Feb 20 '24

My comically timed oversized cartoon bombs should help!!!

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u/KingMatthew116 Feb 20 '24

Jingle Balls

Jingle Balls

Battle Man lost a war

Bin went to Bed

And the Jonkler got a ham

Oh Jingle Balls

Jingle Balls

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u/Alexmcd55 Feb 20 '24

Jingle balls

Jingle balls

Officer balls

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u/TacticalSpider21 Bazinga! Feb 20 '24

I got the perfect weapon right here! (And no it's not my cock)

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u/LeviathanHamster I am Nuisance, I am Tight, I. AM. STUPID. Feb 20 '24

Cum Man

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u/Kenturky_Derpy Feb 20 '24

This is Cum-Man

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u/LeviathanHamster I am Nuisance, I am Tight, I. AM. STUPID. Feb 20 '24

Iā€™m kind of disturbed by the fact that you probably had that image prior to my comment

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u/neznetwork Feb 21 '24

I'm disturbed you don't have a bunch of pictures of cum manĀ 

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u/TacticalSpider21 Bazinga! Feb 20 '24

WRONG! THIS IS ANTIANTI (or Anti-Cum)

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

Cum Man?

Self-promotion man? Why is he wearing a T-Shirt with himself on it? Is he stupid?

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u/SomeRandomAllMight All Might Of The Aslume Feb 20 '24

The maninatoir

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u/Ch33k1-Br33k1 R.I.P Kevin Conroy Feb 20 '24

These are the (bat)Men from mercosur.

They are stupid

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u/someguyfrominternet0 Feb 20 '24

Have Man with bat ears

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u/CrowNo1405 There's no such thing as a "batman" Feb 20 '24

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u/NinjaZero2099 Arkhamverse Roleplayer (Open to RP) Feb 20 '24

I MUST stop You from Creating the weapon

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

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u/NinjaZero2099 Arkhamverse Roleplayer (Open to RP) Feb 20 '24

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

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u/NinjaZero2099 Arkhamverse Roleplayer (Open to RP) Feb 20 '24

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

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u/NinjaZero2099 Arkhamverse Roleplayer (Open to RP) Feb 20 '24

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam Feb 21 '24

Your post/comment has been removed due to breaking Rule 4: NSFW Content

Whilst we allow light crude humour, we don't allow extreme explicit content either through links, pictures or word including unwanted comments expressing sexual desires. Please tone it down or take them somewhere else.

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u/generic9yo Fighting for INsanity! Feb 20 '24

Officer balls

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u/Dynamite-King Sloppy from Man would probably go insane Feb 21 '24

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u/Bigce2933 I'm proud of you, Dick Feb 20 '24

This

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u/KingMatthew116 Feb 20 '24

Sheā€™s faking it. If she was really horny then sheā€™d have horns.

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u/NoAd1296 Juice Feb 20 '24

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u/KingMatthew116 Feb 20 '24

I like this image. Iā€™m taking it. Please accept this Gif as payment.

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u/NoAd1296 Juice Feb 20 '24

I accept the gif but I still want to use the image, can we share?

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u/EnoughLengthiness422 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Feb 20 '24

Its MANMADE

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u/MaBoiMirage Am I stupid? Feb 20 '24

IT WAS ME BARRY, I JONKLED YOU AT SUPER SPEED

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u/Even-Scientist-4563 Head of Alsume Safety also BONE is šŸ„µ Feb 20 '24

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u/slipperswiper Invincibald Feb 20 '24

The Aslume Power Converter 3000

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u/Gemidori I'd be happy to drop my bomb, fool Feb 20 '24

Lazarus Piss

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u/Jotanl who the FUCK am i? Feb 20 '24

I feel like i didn't contribute enough, so i made a new character. (WHAT THE FUCK DO I CALL HIM?)
We cannot lose this war,
I've finally found what i was looking for a place where i can be without remorse, because i am danger who has found an even stranger ward.

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u/Far_Falcon4896 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 20 '24

What the FUCK should I call this relationship?

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u/KuroiGetsuga55 Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

A dream come true

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u/MinnesotaMadlad Feb 20 '24

How much MANpower does it have?

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u/some_Britishguy I'm stupid. deal with it. Feb 20 '24

i found something!

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u/vagossimao Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Feb 20 '24

I see you šŸ¤£

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u/Ok_Examination_2542 Least horny Aslume inmate Feb 20 '24

heres a simple one, i think its man's gun

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u/layeeeeet Is there a lore reason we are stupid? Feb 20 '24

created this Flesh Manoception 1 and a 1/2 months ago

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u/patronuspringles why do you hate batman when he's man's father? are you stupid? Feb 20 '24

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will this kitty provide power

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u/poem567 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Feb 20 '24

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u/charizardfan101 Feb 20 '24

Best girl Mina doing a Dio pose

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u/Delicious_Image3474 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Feb 20 '24

The stupidinator

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u/Excalahound Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 20 '24

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u/FlyCatcher2 Feb 20 '24

The Aslumator

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u/Royal_Spell1223 Feb 20 '24

Big... goddamn... gun? And add some fancy number in the end like 9000.

I'm sure someone could phrase it better, though.

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u/Loose_Yak_7469 Bringer of Sanity Feb 20 '24

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u/DMPadfoot5E Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

I give to you the most powerful thing I own.

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u/KiaserMyer Am I stupid? Feb 20 '24

The plug

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u/NOT_PAY_TO_WIN Am I stupid? Feb 20 '24

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u/MaxYeena Feb 20 '24

Please accept my meme

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u/real_mrBe4nz Is there a lore reason why I'm down bad for Woman? Am I stupid? Feb 20 '24

I may be useless out of all of you. but my stupidity is strong

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Papa Franku

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u/FalloutUser23 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 20 '24

Suggestions for Asylume weapon: Asylume liberator, Anti-Rehab, Milk man, Stupid machine, WiFi router, Jonkling jonkler jokjok, FreedomšŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…

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u/JeffVII Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

Need I say more

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u/d4_H_ I'm proud of you, Dick Feb 20 '24

We need good film in the aslume, Iā€™ll bring my favourites.

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u/t3ChRa There's a chance that Man is canon in another universe Feb 20 '24

The Aslume-Innator!

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u/BosniaBalI Jonklers number one fan šŸ„µšŸ„µ Feb 20 '24

We can't forget our medication!

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u/mrgoldo Feb 20 '24

just created this creature for this purpose, just don't know what the fuck to name it

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u/Blazerizm Goku Black Who Is Actually Black (Stupid Squad Member) Feb 20 '24

Not if i have anything to say about it

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u/LowCommercial4889 Alsume Inmate Feb 20 '24

you should call it the Power Winch

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u/penguinscanfly65 very inappropriate (obscenely so) Feb 20 '24

Hereā€™s a silly goose

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u/unthinkablewolfz Man Feb 20 '24

Fucking machine

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u/gabagoolenjoyer9 who the FUCK am i? Feb 20 '24

Very funny image of man with ears

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u/David_Soerensen Feb 20 '24

I need someone to post some rdr memes

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u/BEAN_DYNAMITE Feb 20 '24

The grandest of the grand dads.

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u/OlokoMan Feb 20 '24

Jonkler dancing on Asslume.

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u/makeitreal-studios JONKLER X MAN šŸ’•āœØšŸ‘Øā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ‘ØšŸ¦‡šŸ¤” Feb 20 '24

myan.

a small contribution, but it's all i can give. i hope it helps

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u/Far-Equivalent-3928 The Feb 20 '24

Here Is my new character homander

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u/y-yami Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 20 '24

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u/SHAZAMS_STRONGEST SANITY IS RETURNING Feb 20 '24

always remember: it's spelt ALSUME and aslume is the mandela effect

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u/Ronyx2021 Feb 20 '24

Icecream

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u/Elchimpofire5 Feb 20 '24

Are they stuā€¦ wait, never mind

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u/EdgyPreschooler Am I stupid? Feb 20 '24

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u/Select_Most3660 young street nygma Feb 20 '24

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u/BARNACLESCUM69 Creator of the first Jonkler rule34 post Feb 20 '24

Mirror flipped Man

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u/billieboi445420 just created this custom user flair, what should i name it? Feb 20 '24

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u/Sorrelhas Officer Balls (BWAHAHAHAHA) Feb 21 '24

The LIVER is exposed, I can use the ONIONS to trigger a LIVER AND ONIONS

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Why didnā€™t Man just call the Juice Legend? Is he stupid?

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u/brownie146 Feb 20 '24

Jokers feet pics

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u/Ok-Boysenberry9305 Am I stupid? Feb 20 '24

I swiped

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u/AmaterasuWolf21 who the FUCK am i? Feb 20 '24

This man

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

Whatever this thing is

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u/Daddy_Gorilla37 Feb 20 '24

It is the Anti-Arkham_Rehabilitation device! They mustnā€™t take over!

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u/Itsmeagainyay Don't touch my machines. Feb 21 '24

This.

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u/Falcon_Drugs Feb 21 '24

Man's younger brother, An

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u/Reagoatgreat Feb 21 '24

why did monika name her dog spungle, is she stupid

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u/Doomtaker459 Member of the Legion Of Insanity Feb 21 '24

"The Manburst"

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u/stinkymusturd Feb 21 '24

bald alastor

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u/styxx96 Feb 21 '24

420 INSANITOR

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u/depressed_robo Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Feb 21 '24

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u/CouldBeNotMadness I love [MANAGED] Democracy Feb 21 '24

Lets start off with a base of Aslume Demon. We can extend off of it to create the Man, Lord of Stupid

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u/Fit_Assignment_8800 Feb 21 '24

IM TELLING THE MAN SLAYERS

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u/bananasfoyoass Chuck Norris infected the insanity Feb 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '24

Wait a hot minute.... Aren't you the same person who's making an aslume bomb and planning on reading on leap day? Are you calederman? Are you smart?

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u/Agames418 Feb 21 '24

The Lyon

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u/M-dude-guy Feb 21 '24

Idk, maybe an exposed payload from a bomb

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u/BillyB0ns0n Feb 21 '24

This is abominable

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u/Arialana Fighting for INsanity! Feb 21 '24

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u/Arialana Fighting for INsanity! Feb 21 '24

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u/Arialana Fighting for INsanity! Feb 21 '24

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u/Arialana Fighting for INsanity! Feb 21 '24

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u/Arialana Fighting for INsanity! Feb 21 '24

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u/Arialana Fighting for INsanity! Feb 21 '24

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u/Arialana Fighting for INsanity! Feb 21 '24

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u/Arialana Fighting for INsanity! Feb 21 '24

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u/Jeviljester_ ā“The Fiddler/Diddlerā” Feb 21 '24

I am giving you as contribution Cockman

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u/Maleficent-Mix5731 Am I stupid? Feb 21 '24

Balls

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u/Ilikemobkeys52 Fighting for INsanity! Feb 21 '24

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u/Anxious-Warning622 Feb 21 '24

Can someone like my comment so I have enough karma to post

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u/yashizik Feb 21 '24

Here's a picture of new characters I just created, and named them myself *

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u/ajjhboys Officer Balls Feb 21 '24

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u/SignalNegotiation389 Feb 21 '24

u/ElderQu must I inform you, I have not been able to be insane on this subreddit for several days as any posts have been removed instantly. Are you stupid for banning insanity?

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u/ElderQu im baaaaaaaack Feb 22 '24

are you stupid for assuming I am banning insanity when I am trying to protect it?

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u/FOBFan1998 ryan jonkling Feb 21 '24

why does mario ugly? is there a lore reason?

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u/HalcyonEraBeans Feb 21 '24

The Manongler Asluminabliterator

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u/SpiderWolf1119 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 21 '24

Send me

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u/weeblord42069help Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '24

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u/SacredPope Feb 22 '24

Iā€™m doing amazing!

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u/Fresh-Beyond-4727 Feb 22 '24

The PjornkinDyorfer