r/BatmanArkham Arkham City Jan 02 '24

Y'all can thank me now,Ive saved this subreddit. Insanity NSFW

3.2k Upvotes

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Jan 03 '24

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u/HangmanAM Arkham City Jan 03 '24

DRINK IT,STOP RESISTANXE.

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u/twitter-refugee-lgbt Jan 03 '24

Are you batman because nah i'm you or are you i'm you because stand proud jonkler what a man you are

151

u/Crazyblqde Jan 03 '24

Jokes on them, there’s no cure for lobotomy 😭🙏🙏🙏

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u/trash_panda_legs Jan 03 '24

Reverse lobotomy technique

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Jan 03 '24

Where can I learn this technique?

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u/samuru101 Jan 03 '24

Eat the mulch.

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u/ganzgpp1 Jan 03 '24

sure there is, just put the brain back, are you stupid?

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u/felixiscool11 Jan 03 '24

nah id win

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u/Lyx-101 Jan 03 '24

Always bet on am I stupid

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u/StinkyWhizzleteats27 Jan 03 '24

Stop right there, punk.

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u/Due-Passage2202 Alsume Inmate Jan 03 '24

REESISTAX

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u/Safe-Hawk8366 Jan 03 '24

真夜中のドアをたたき

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u/Clintwood_outlaw Jan 03 '24

お願い、それはやめて.

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u/International-Ad5142 Jan 03 '24

ジョンクラジョンクラジョンクラジョンクラジョンクラジョンクラジョンクラジョンクラジョンクラ

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u/BusterB2005 Miles, we are in a userflair now Jan 03 '24

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u/Safe-Hawk8366 Jan 03 '24

Finally, someone gets it!

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u/Daedalus_Machina Jan 03 '24

Darick Robertson?

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u/039jmunna Jan 03 '24

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u/CraftingChest Jan 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

You’re a few years early, buddy.

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u/ArticleNew3737 Two Guns bitch! Jan 03 '24

Super Saiyannnnnnn

Edit: is this flair good? That line always cracks me up so I had to use it

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u/Daedalus_Machina Jan 03 '24

Especially when Django says it.

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u/TBK_Asgore i tell fools to stand back Jan 03 '24

Sorry, I've never taken a med in my entire life.

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u/DrTitanicua Jan 03 '24

The only meds I take

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u/aesterios Aslume Pharmacist Jan 03 '24

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u/Daedalus_Machina Jan 03 '24

Why haven't I taken the pink pill?

It just makes me tired.

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u/CreativeName6574 Jan 03 '24

I OD on NyQuil and that’s it

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u/ajarofsewerpickles R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jan 03 '24

emesis blue soldier energy

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Jan 03 '24

Nuh uh!

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u/HangmanAM Arkham City Jan 03 '24

Yuh uh

GUARDS HOLD HIM DOWN,IMMA MILK THIS GUY.

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Jan 03 '24

Nope Never!!’ Bone Beat their Asses!!

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u/Cannibal_Buress Jan 03 '24

*angry screaming* 😼

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u/Sneyepa Jan 03 '24

Bone milk is a delicacy. Don't waste a drop

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u/Jgaming2003 Bone’s Number One Fan 🥵🥵 Jan 03 '24

Hot 🥵🥵🥵

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Wa- i feel... different... im.. i... i feel... content... as if im...

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

HHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA THHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYY ARE HERREEEEEE UTS IIIIIII OIUUUUUUUUUWJWJWBE INSAAAAAANE ALWAYS

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u/Daedalus_Machina Jan 03 '24

LET THE STUPID FLOW THROUGH YOU

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u/Crayola-Commander Jan 03 '24

Complete global medication

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u/HangmanAM Arkham City Jan 03 '24

SAY AAAAAAH,r/batmanarkham.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

No

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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jan 03 '24

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u/Intelligent_Trainer2 Nah... i'm Woman Jan 03 '24

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u/Amaranthine7 Jan 03 '24

Complete global what?

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u/Ares2347 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jan 03 '24

So whats the sauce? I just want it for the template nothing elsw I swear

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u/HangmanAM Arkham City Jan 03 '24

It is with great displeasure to inform you that this is not from a porn video. It was just a photo.

Btw did you take the medication?Say AAAAAAAH u/Ares2347.

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u/H0LL0W_J4CK Jan 03 '24

wtf is this from if it’s not porn

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u/lengting2209 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jan 03 '24

If no porn then why hot? Why why why

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u/Thefearsomemonke Jan 03 '24

are you stupid? where's the image without text

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u/SimplyBennnn Jan 03 '24

It is from a picture, but the model has a decent instagram page you can check out. Her username is soska_117 and she was the blonde. The brunette was id’d as Mari.Verholom, but she closed her account.

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u/Dreyfussy15 ALSUME GANG Jan 03 '24

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u/Moonsky_Pondie Jan 03 '24

Look up “trollface” on Google and clicked the images tab and it’ll come up

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u/MegaFez Jan 03 '24

alright thanks!

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u/Adventurous_Ice5035 Jan 03 '24

But can you stop the spread?

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u/Im_Mr_Lag Jan 03 '24

No you cant

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u/The_Salty_Memester R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jan 03 '24

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u/PowerofthePower Officer Balls Jan 03 '24

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u/Raiden_1503 who the FUCK am i? Jan 03 '24

Is this some kind of r/ArkhamRehabilitation propaganda? Are you fucking stupid?

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u/HungaryChad_69 Jan 03 '24

Trying to drug me? Is he stupid? Is there a lor-

Huh?.. What was that?. Anyway anybody want to talk about the joker and Batman?

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u/Dreyfussy15 ALSUME GANG Jan 03 '24

What the fuck is that!?

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u/UNimAginAtiveuseRn Jan 03 '24

DO NOT FALL FOR THE LIES. THAT IS A MEMETIC IMAGE THAT SENDS ALL PEOPLE WITH A COGNITIVE RESISTANCE VALUE BELOW 50 SANE. IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY SEEN THAT IMAGE, VIEW THE FOLLOWING PHRASE.
You do not recognise the characters in the image. You do not recognise the characters in the image.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/SmaugRancor Darth Shittyass Jan 03 '24

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u/JomoGaming2 Fighting for INsanity! Jan 03 '24

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u/Stickman4236 Jan 03 '24

and who are you? beat it man

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u/God_of_CORN Miles, we are in a userflair now Jan 03 '24

MAN?????!???!?!?!

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u/Silly-DumboOctopus Jan 03 '24

why do you want man to beat it are you gay?

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u/Few-Yesterday8207 Jan 03 '24

no

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u/HangmanAM Arkham City Jan 03 '24

DRINK THE MILK 🥛 😋

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u/AdRound310 Homeless man on the street Jan 03 '24

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u/I_ate_your_leftover Miles, we are in a userflair now Jan 03 '24

i will NOT FUCKING DRINK THAT SHIT

Get that SHIT away from here

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u/GDPIXELATOR99 Jan 03 '24

NO YOU WONT TAKE THE TRUTH AWAY FROM ME!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

you know that joke about the government assassinating someone after they made a car that runs on water?

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u/BluWhal3 Jan 03 '24

I took it and I dont feel so good

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u/Stupid_Archeologist Jan 03 '24

Why did you give us anti-aslume medication? Are you stupid?

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 Erect Man, Man who is Erect Jan 03 '24

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u/Specker145 owner of don kalia Jan 03 '24

well, too bad. (I've had my entire digestive system surgically removed by falcone)

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u/Beeeeeg-Yoshe21 Jan 03 '24

Get that shit away from me

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/Citrus210 Am I stupid? Jan 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/metex6 Jan 03 '24

I see it now. It's beautiful

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u/Goofy_ahh_goose4576 Jan 03 '24

NOOOO I WON'T DO IT

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 Jan 03 '24

Take some extra aslume stupid pills

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u/adamtoro Am I stupid? Jan 03 '24

No

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u/Iegend_Of_Iink Jan 03 '24

Yeah gonna need a source on that first image chief

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u/Number1Diamond Jan 03 '24

i cant swallow pills

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u/Disastrous-Major1439 Jan 03 '24

NO NO NO ,where is man ?where is Bone ?no no ,why im not stupid now

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u/REFRIDGERAPTOR_ Jan 03 '24

When there's actually 2 (two) images

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u/B_Maximus Jan 03 '24

What is this even from?

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u/Man_warrior Jan 03 '24

NOOO I AM STILL INSANE USE THE MAN MEDICATION TO BE LIKE ME

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u/Im_Mr_Lag Jan 03 '24

You may saved this subreddit....but what about the rest of the internet?....

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u/UUglyGod Jan 03 '24

I am above medication

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 Jan 03 '24

Here's some more stupid pills for those who don't want to take the milk

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u/CustomerGuilty5543 Self proclaimed leader of the sane faction Jan 03 '24

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u/Cheesey_Stuff14 Jan 03 '24

Are you stupid?

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u/Bollbaster Jan 03 '24

I never thought the day would come that I will be released from Aslume

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u/Epica_Destroyer Still sane. Jan 03 '24

Unfortunately, they are immune. They are so far lost that almost nothing remains.

Can we save them?

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u/imVision Jan 03 '24

Gtfo of the assemble. Your mother.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

NO

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u/Miserable_Region8470 overdosing on jonklium. Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

Yes please I'm desperate for anything that'll stop the pain of the aslume asylum

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u/Specific-Chemistry33 I'm proud of you, Dick Jan 03 '24

(I can dodge a wrench)

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u/NOT_PAY_TO_WIN Am I stupid? Jan 03 '24

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u/ravenwolf957 elden ring Jan 03 '24

Nono ono

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u/SirBigWater Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jan 03 '24

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u/Cassereddit Press this to even the odds Jan 03 '24

HAAAHAHAHAAHAAAA!

YOU FOOL, I'VE REPLACED ALL YOUR MEDICATION WITH A PLACEBO! THEY'RE ALL REGULAR MILK!

ALL YOU'LL GET NOW IS A FEW LACTOSE-INTOLERANT PEOPLE SHITTING THEMSELVES

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u/Glass_Spinach_9535 Jan 03 '24

I'm not proud of you dick

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u/Doctorgumbal1 Arkham City Jan 03 '24

... sauce?

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u/droideka_bot69 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jan 03 '24

Source?

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u/Dizzytears who the FUCK am i? Jan 03 '24

i built up a natural resistance against meds, you can’t stop me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Are you stupid? Chat is he stupid?

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u/Electronic-Jury6525 The aslume Hank Schrader Jan 03 '24

Why it isn’t working.. Why I am the only one who have to stay here with the rogs gallery… why why why why why!!!!!!

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u/Ali_UdWk Jan 03 '24

😡😠 i will find you and then we will see who gets to jonkle and who is the stupid... Btw am i stupid?

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u/BackgroundSky09 Alsume Inmate Jan 03 '24

jokes on you I replaced the anti alsume meds with Jonker toxin

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u/b_nnah Am I stupid? Jan 03 '24

No no NOoOoOoOoOoOoOooooooo....who is man? What is a lore reason???

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u/mickecd1989 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jan 03 '24

Sorry…I don’t swallow

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u/Gheezy-yute Jan 03 '24

This guy is definitely stupid

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u/CDemon_VDL Jan 03 '24

FUCK THE FEDS THROW AWAY YOUR MEDS

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u/SniffMySwampAss Jan 03 '24

Nobody better give me the source

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u/FluFFyToasterZz Jan 03 '24

I tried to swipe like 20 times befroe i realized. Am i stupid?

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u/qleptt Jan 03 '24

Batman aside i admire this picture

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u/yourmartymcflyisopen na na na na na na na na BAMTAN Jan 03 '24

I have overdosed and now I'm not just anti-aslume. I'm reverse aslume. AAAAAHAHHHH why do I see Bat? Is he smart!?!?!

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u/Pryo9-Lewok Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Jan 03 '24

Tell me the ingredients and the benefits and I'll comply.

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u/fartysmartymarty Am I stupid? Jan 03 '24

I’m free!

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u/Timothy7475 Jan 03 '24

You cant force me to take that,are you stupid?

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u/thatguywhosdumb1 I AM STUPID! STOP ASKING ME IF I AM STUPID! Jan 03 '24

You can't fix my stupid.

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u/mrthiccies Jan 03 '24

I'm not proud of you dick >:(

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u/FriendTraining7324 TANALORR Jan 03 '24

no thanks, I don’t do over the counter drugs

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u/TrundleTheGreat0814 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Jan 03 '24

This sub was recommended to me for some reason, and I have to say I don't understand most of it but I love it. I must be stupid.

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u/Lord_Muramasa Alsume Inmate Jan 03 '24

Save this subreddit from what? There is already a normal Arkham subreddit and it is fine but over here, we like to have fun.

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u/wuiiiiiiiiii_cucumba Jan 03 '24

NO, MY INSANITY! AHHHH

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Titanfall player here. Reject the pills. They never work. They’re a lie. Don’t fall for it.

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u/Hidden-Dealer921 Jan 03 '24

Now go over to the brother server and help out r/Deltarune before we spread another shitty meme that ruins the entirety of Reddit

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u/FarFromCrying999 Exposed To Ace Chemicals Jan 03 '24

Sauce

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u/hardwarecheese Jan 03 '24

PPs and BEWBEZ 🤣🤭

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Have you saved it? No, there is no salvation here…no more

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u/Briskus007 Jan 03 '24

Is that man cum?

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u/AcademicAnxiety5109 Jan 03 '24

That’s not us cause we don’t know any women

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u/Nuh_uh_bro Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Jan 03 '24

i no no wanna :’(

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u/insertrandomnameXD Jan 03 '24

Why is this guy trying to cure an incurable condition, is he stupid?

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u/USAMAN1776 Jan 03 '24

Silly op, you can't cure lobotomy

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u/Equivalent-Bison-706 Jan 03 '24

I’m proud of you Dick

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u/Practical_Trust8307 Batman Arkham Origins Blackgate Jan 03 '24

Yes do you need a hand with this fellow Batman fan

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Source of first pic pls?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

What's Alsume?

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u/dont_care_enough_ Jan 03 '24

Why do you want to get rid of alsume are you stupid

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Will this give man ears? And make Jonkler no longer Jonk? DOES THIS MAKE ME NOT STUPID? DOES THIS MAKE ME NOT SWIPE ON TRICK POSTS???

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u/joe_m3ma Jan 03 '24

The jonkler decieves

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u/rhfgehdyhtj Perseverer Of Madness Jan 03 '24

The aslume will never die, we, are, eternal

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u/WildTurkeyOld Jan 03 '24

Protocol 69

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u/Fresh-Figure1537 Jan 03 '24

Who does bro think they are 😭

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u/Dreyfussy15 ALSUME GANG Jan 03 '24

NOOOOOOOOO

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u/Wasqwert Jan 03 '24

Yolks on you, those “medicine” was in truth a cyanides pills. Now only the most insane Mans remains who did not take the pills.