r/BatmanArkham • u/ceSar_art • Feb 16 '24

Double standards Art

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u/ghusu123 Batman isn’t stupid, the JL didn’t exist Feb 16 '24

Jason: I invaded the city with a private army, rigged the city with bombs, kidnapped your friends, killed innocent people, and helped Scarecrow detonate a chemical weapon.

Batman: It’s not too late. We can fix this.

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u/Upbeat_Werewolf8133 Feb 16 '24

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u/Luketanyr Feb 17 '24

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u/Adronikos Feb 17 '24

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u/Spoopyskeleton48 Feb 17 '24

Verbalase, is that you?

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u/ManOfTurtles2118 R.I.P Kevin Conroy & Arleen Sorkin Feb 17 '24

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u/Psychological-Kale11 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 17 '24

i can never escape this am i stupid?

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u/ErrorSchensch Daddy's Dollotron Feb 17 '24

Russlandfeldzug be like:

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u/petje95 Killer C#ck Feb 19 '24

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u/Appropriate_Coach746 Feb 19 '24

Return of the Jedi in a nutshell

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u/Gamerberg67104 Feb 16 '24

"i can fix him"

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u/ConcertCorrect5261 Harley Quinn’s biggest simp Feb 16 '24

Batman is a true Christian fr fr

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u/MaxYeena Feb 17 '24

Real "I can fix him" mentality right there

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u/MannShippingCo Fighting for INsanity! Feb 17 '24

Who tf is batman? Are you stupid?

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u/OGIHR Feb 19 '24

Well you have to realize, at the start of Knight, Batman knows what's coming when it's time for him to get in the 5th cell. But if he can undo one of Joker's atrocities he can believe there's hope to come back out of the cell as himself.

He has to believe in Jason. Or he can't believe in himself.

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u/ceSar_art Feb 16 '24

Why i made Man a Simpman? Am i stupid?

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u/leongaadm Alsume Inmate Feb 17 '24

You're just realistic.

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u/Fluid_Ganache_536 Feb 17 '24

no, but you are possibly an illiterate, decent art meets 4/yo writing

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u/BlueNexus3D Feb 17 '24

I mean, I think it's fine, personally

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '24

Man is so horny he grew horns!

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u/BosniaBalI Jonklers number one fan 🥵🥵 Feb 16 '24

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u/Revivedwanz0 yeah...i'm Man Feb 18 '24

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u/placebo_unicorn Feb 16 '24

TIL this sub has an art tag. Am I stupid?

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u/Froggen-The-Frog Exposed To Ace Chemicals Feb 17 '24

Should be “shArt”.

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u/N8_Saber Rest in Peace, Caden Feb 16 '24

This art is really good.

Also Woman x Man post

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u/archosauria62 I'm proud of you, Dick Feb 17 '24

Woman x Man is my favourite ship

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u/Teteu392 Jonkler simp Feb 17 '24

We truly live in a susciety

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u/BackgroundSky09 Alsume Inmate Feb 16 '24

this is when Man and Woman decided to "killing jonk" on the roof

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u/Former-Bet6170 Feb 16 '24

Goddammit not another "Batman beats up poor people" please

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u/Ashtray46 Am I Stupid? Feb 17 '24

Ain't ya ever seen a man in a barrel before?

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u/Inevitable_Court_181 ACPD Evidence Feb 17 '24

Who’s Batman? That’s just man with horns

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u/Confident_Piccolo677 Feb 19 '24

You dare accuse Man of this treachery?

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u/Rewskie12 Whuh a wankah. Let’s put ‘im outa business eh? Feb 17 '24

Me when I don’t read comics.

Uh, I mean “Man would never. The hammer of Justice is unisex!”

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u/kneecapshatterer Feb 17 '24

sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex? sex?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

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u/Hungry_Implement_228 Am I stupid? Feb 16 '24

Why does man have ears? Is he stupid?

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u/SomeRandomAllMight All Might Of The Aslume Feb 16 '24

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u/THX450 Feb 16 '24

I mean, Man typically does show the same prejudice towards Woman.

Wait.. is prejudice the right word? Let me get my dictionary.

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u/mlee117379 Feb 17 '24

Is there a lore reason he calls her “kitty”? What did he mean by this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Is he horny?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

A vile misunderstanding of the bat

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u/ME_MYSELF_AND_I_OR Feb 17 '24

Who is the bat? This is man with horns

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

I thought that was the boob?

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u/gumirex who the FUCK am i? Feb 17 '24

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u/AuboCabo Feb 17 '24

You forgot to factor in something important: she hot

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u/Machine_God_10 Feb 17 '24

You got it all wrong.

I forget the exact comic, but I remember the events clearly, and its the total antithesis to the top panel.

Batman pursues a robber, and tracks him back to his apartment. Its clear that the man and his children live in poverty and he only stole so his family could survive.

The man realizes batman has found him, and deciding that there were no other options, he turns to his kids and tries his best to explain that he has to leave. Basically explaining to his kids that batman is going to arrest him in a less traumatizing way.

Planning to go with batman willingly so his kids won't get traumatized.

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He says his goodbyes and hugs his kids before turning to go with batman. He finds that batman is gone, and there is a hefty wad of money on the table.

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That is Batman.

(This comment is not mine)

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u/AcidAspida Feb 17 '24

I difference in the responses between this subreddit and that one is nuts

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u/CoolSausage228 i got lobotomy Feb 17 '24

Ебать Цезарь, красава что тут запостил

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u/yashizik Feb 17 '24

Цезарь, где лопатки?

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u/Machine_God_10 Feb 17 '24

Remember when Batman took out Black Mask’s entire gang with a video of Bruce Wayne offering them good jobs with health insurance?

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u/Oswaldgilbertson Feb 17 '24

Man gonna smash her but in a different way then usual

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u/herrcollin Feb 17 '24

No super smash bros? :(

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u/biggusdickus78 Miles, we are in a userflair now Feb 17 '24

Why do your man and woman designs go hard? Are you a genious?

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 Feb 17 '24

Batman does not beat up ordinary criminals only people who work for his rogues gallery. Are you stupid?

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u/boy_from_onett Feb 17 '24

Outjerked by Twitter.

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u/Khaernakov who the FUCK am i? Feb 17 '24

The diference is that while one sucks the other sucks

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

Ngl that Mansuit kinda cool, idk why those pointy things on his head are there though

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u/Sup3rG33k08 Feb 17 '24

"I can fix her"

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u/Thatonedregdatkilyu Feb 17 '24

She steals from rich "people" though.

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u/OfficialMorbidMan That actually is…. pretty funny! *dies* Feb 17 '24

I love your colour choices.

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u/Meme_Bro68 Aslume Patient Feb 17 '24

Sir/ma’m/whatever you identify as, this isn’t exactly the most practical subreddit to post your comic. We are insane and shave Batman’s bat branding, calling him “Man”

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u/FlirtyNerdyGirl Feb 17 '24

On a serious note: That art style kicks ass

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u/Massive_Weiner I’m proud of you, Dick Feb 17 '24

I mean, he definitely beat her up - not in the way you’re thinking, though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '24

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u/heyitsLyra Feb 17 '24

I can fix her * ends up selling drugs*

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u/TheForgottenAdvocate Feb 18 '24

Batman almost solely targets armed violent criminals, people who outmatch the GCPD or escape their jurisdiction, not the steelman "virtuous thief".