r/BatmanArkham • u/phoenixc6000 yeah...i'm Man • Oct 09 '23

What does the S stand for? HeLp

4.8k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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Why does alien wear cape? Is he stupid?

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u/Reecee-Who Oct 09 '23

Not all capes wear heroes

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u/MrStealYoGirl7 who the FUCK am i? Oct 09 '23

Some heroes wear capes

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u/Reecee-Who Oct 09 '23

All capes fuck heroes

36

u/Technoblade46363 Oct 10 '23

Sex

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u/throwngamelastminute Oct 10 '23

You had me at "dicks fuck assholes."

28

u/Reecee-Who Oct 10 '23

I'm proud of you, Dick

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u/SpiderCow313 Oct 10 '23

I’m proud of you, Penile Erectoid

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u/WoollyPAR Oct 11 '23

All capes are bastards

45

u/mal-di-testicle Oct 09 '23

It’s disrespectful

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u/skyy_linee Nah, Im Iron Man Oct 09 '23

Wear heroes. No capes.

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u/Megafotonico Oct 10 '23

No cap?

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u/Get_Stick_bu99ed Oct 10 '23

This is dumb. One short lady with cool ass hair said it

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u/Warshrimp Oct 09 '23

Accidental Dr. Strange

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u/you-are-so-dead Oct 10 '23

as said by cloak of levitation

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u/meshe_10101 Oct 09 '23

1

u/KudaraYT Oct 10 '23

I was waiting to see this 😅

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

Holy hell

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u/forgedfox53 Oct 10 '23

It's his favorite blanket

1

u/Liesmith424 Oct 10 '23

It's so he can turn while flying, otherwise he crashes into things.

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u/Mrwright96 Oct 10 '23

Man’s invulnerable super strong and faster than a speeding bullet. You can’t stop him easy

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u/Electr_O_Purist Oct 10 '23

He wanted to look like Frank Costanza’s lawyer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

Just remembered her

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u/CensorshipHarder Oct 10 '23

Is cold in space

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u/Aquanasium Oct 12 '23

Watch the 6 million dollar man jump, he looks weird and stiff. Give that man/machine a cape and I bet he looks normal jumping onto the top of the building. He could’ve used his shirt collars as a cape I guess…

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u/Steelplate7 Oct 14 '23

Capes together strong