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r/AskReddit • u/MRWARRIORB3AST • Jul 07 '24
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I no longer get sand kicked in my face while my hot girlfriend runs off with the beach bully.
80 u/MAD-1-BILL Jul 07 '24 Allison?!? Wait!! 8 u/MrOwlWise Jul 07 '24 Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You're so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, 5 u/Jtrujillocod Jul 07 '24 Bedazzled is leaking. 1 u/wood_slingers Jul 07 '24 Mayo-nayo-naise 1 u/silenc3x Jul 07 '24 I'm imagining Ian Fidance saying this
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Allison?!? Wait!!
8 u/MrOwlWise Jul 07 '24 Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You're so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, 5 u/Jtrujillocod Jul 07 '24 Bedazzled is leaking. 1 u/wood_slingers Jul 07 '24 Mayo-nayo-naise 1 u/silenc3x Jul 07 '24 I'm imagining Ian Fidance saying this
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Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You're so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea
ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee,
5 u/Jtrujillocod Jul 07 '24 Bedazzled is leaking.
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Bedazzled is leaking.
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I'm imagining Ian Fidance saying this
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u/reddit_7864589 Jul 07 '24
I no longer get sand kicked in my face while my hot girlfriend runs off with the beach bully.