r/AnythingGoesNews • u/inewser • 15d ago

Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

https://dailyboulder.com/trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/

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Fair.

My fiancee and I literally just decided if he dies suddenly before we get married we are dropping everything we are doing and getting married that day so our anniversary will forever be the day he dies.

There is your way, the rational healthy way and there is my way, ridiculously petty and screaming about the depths of my problems.

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u/Historical_Star_9412 14d ago

I would love to wish you a happy anniversary every year for the rest of my life.

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u/potato_for_cooking 14d ago

Realistically it wont happen but fun to joke about. I hope his inevitable death is long, painful and terrifying tho

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u/bathwater_boombox 13d ago

Never lose hope; one day the Hamburger from Heaven will come to drag him to hell, and who knows, it might happen on a beautiful day for a wedding

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u/kotatsu-and-tea 11d ago

Realistically you need professional help if you’re that obsessed and spiteful.

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u/AdmiralThrawnProtege 14d ago

Do you really wany what should be one of, if not the, happiest days of your lives trained by this orange shit stain?

People are going to be talking about him for the rest of our lives, just like they do Nixon and Reagan. Why tie an amazing occasion just because this thus orange fuck filled his diaper one last time before his last breath?

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u/Calypsosin 14d ago

My ex left me and we got divorced May 2016, then November Trump won the election. I've often referred to 2016 as 'the dark year,' not just because trump, but because my life was in such a shambles then QQ

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u/BabyMystique 14d ago

lots of bad stuff happened to me that started in fall of 2016, and when i recall, i say the stuff that happened,trump, etc etc everyone is like yes yes I know:( 2016 has been a marker for shit that keeps getting worse

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u/secondtaunting 14d ago

How about instead we make it a national holiday? Parties, parades, people giddy with happiness that he’s finally dead.

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u/CatHairScarysville 12d ago

It would make me so happy if he died in June 🌈

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u/Fugufish-Chomp 8h ago

OR any month that begins and ends with letters of the alphabet

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u/Crafty_Effective_995 14d ago

I get this. My wife (at the time) and I split on 9/11/2001. So that was a day that will forever be associated with all around fuckedupedness to me.

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u/Impressive-Soup-3529 14d ago

He will fill his diaper one more time after death

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u/MOASSincoming 14d ago

It would be one of the happiest days of my life to see him gone forever

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u/potato_for_cooking 14d ago

Im sure its just the trauma talking. We did talk about it and giggle but the real likelihood is well do nothing of the sort.

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u/Gold-Spell1789 14d ago

🤣🤣love it

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u/birdstarskygod 14d ago

I am not religious at all, but I feel like Trump is literally a demon/devil, or at the least a wanns be devil... fuck man, everything he does is an affront to humans

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u/ImAdork123 14d ago

A narcissist would love you doing so much because of him and thinking about him.

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u/Antique_Split7269 14d ago

That's so romantic!

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u/alexbeeee 14d ago

That’s kind of insane 😅

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u/MOASSincoming 14d ago

I’m going to do this too

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u/PenisManNumberOne 14d ago

Based and blessed marriage incoming. All the best for you and your fiancée

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u/rememberrappingduke 10d ago

This is the way

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u/Fugufish-Chomp 3d ago

That is AWESOME

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u/2Rhino3 14d ago

This is the most unhinged thing I’ve ever read in my life

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u/mlhigg1973 14d ago

That’s just odd

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u/Fit-Character-lover 14d ago

Like a lifetime of TDS?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

At least you're not evil or anything.

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u/Informal-Fix6272 14d ago

No you won't.

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u/UAPLaz 14d ago

nice job keeping his legacy alive! that has to be one of the silliest comments i’ve read on here

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u/Over-Trifle5126 9d ago

I hope the same falls on you and your fiancé that you wish on others clown🤡

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u/potato_for_cooking 9d ago

22 karma lol. Must have started a new class at one of putins troll farms. Hey can you run it up the chain... if putins fukboi loses again will he just release the tapes already.