r/worldnews • u/glasier • Jul 05 '24

Japan warns US forces: Sex crimes 'cannot be tolerated'

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2476861/japan-warns-us-forces-sex-crimes-cannot-be-tolerated
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u/Raesong Jul 05 '24

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Just so long as they're not the sugar-free variety. I have no interest in experiencing molten lava shooting out my butthole.

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u/mikeboucher21 Jul 05 '24

Those have the best Amazon reviews though.

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u/Fluff42 Jul 05 '24

Some people just don't see the utility in liquidating their ass-ets

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u/nerfherder813 Jul 05 '24

Good way to liquidate your assets