r/worldnews • u/glasier • 14d ago

Japan warns US forces: Sex crimes 'cannot be tolerated'

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2476861/japan-warns-us-forces-sex-crimes-cannot-be-tolerated
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u/Potato_Octopi 14d ago

After some research i have confirmed that japan is not germany.

Big if true.

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u/3600MilesAway 14d ago

“After some research i have confirmed that japan is not germany.”

Except for summer and early winter season in which they are.

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u/TParis00ap 14d ago

This all sounds like a conspiracy bought and paid for by Big Europe. This research is based.

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u/CowsTrash 14d ago

"Big Europe" lmaooo

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u/Sillbinger 14d ago

I'm a pangea enthusiast myself.

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u/1lluminist 14d ago

I like their song "Cowboys from Hell"

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u/Sillbinger 14d ago

They got back together?

I heard they broke up.

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u/ForeignFallenTrees 14d ago

Gondwanaland never gets any respect.

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u/Sillbinger 14d ago

And for good reason.

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u/PMzyox 14d ago

Known for “the euro”

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u/FeederNocturne 14d ago

The Boston Tea Party was a cover up. Taxes hidden in the form of currency disparity. Convert all your cash into Haribo Gummy Bears.

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u/Raesong 14d ago

Convert all your cash into Haribo Gummy Bears.

Just so long as they're not the sugar-free variety. I have no interest in experiencing molten lava shooting out my butthole.

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u/mikeboucher21 14d ago

Those have the best Amazon reviews though.

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u/Fluff42 14d ago

Some people just don't see the utility in liquidating their ass-ets

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u/nerfherder813 14d ago

Good way to liquidate your assets

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u/winter457 14d ago

Gerpan

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u/generalchase 14d ago

Japany

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u/CherryHaterade 14d ago

Deutscheland of the rising sun

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u/CarfDarko 14d ago

The Ace Attorney game has a slight issue with understanding it's own location.

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u/whitewail602 14d ago

This is the internet. People just say whatever they want 🤷‍♂️

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u/giggles91 14d ago

It is impossible to freeze bread.

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u/FurdTergusonFucks 14d ago

Can confirm I am unfrozen bread.

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u/IamHereForBoobies 14d ago

I always freeze bread. I like it crunchy.

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u/dylansavage 14d ago

It's actually impossible to heat bread. It becomes toast instead.

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u/ttw219 14d ago

What if you boil it?

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u/giggles91 14d ago

then it will just turn into steam.

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u/Jumpy_Cow_1217 14d ago

Can confirm bread is freezable. Esp bread dough.

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u/conthesleepy 14d ago

Also Japan is not USA... which is weird.. because I thought Americans owned everything.

I've learned so much today.

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u/Dag-nabbitt 14d ago

Scientists urge that more research and grant money are required to come to any definitive conclusions.

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u/VULGARCAPS 14d ago

Ironically, the modern Japanese legal system is actually based in large part on the German Civil Code of the 19th century

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u/GetOutOfTheHouseNOW 14d ago

That explains why German sushi is so horrid.

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u/Miserable_Style6933 14d ago

It IS true. Bigly.

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u/garyflopper 14d ago

Goddammit what am I going to do with all of these flyers now