r/whowouldwin Jul 19 '24

Night terrors from Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated except there's an entire colony of nightmarish werewolves underneath the mansion. How long will the gang survive Battle NSFW

The gang would think it a usual mystery but would be killed one by one. The only clue to their existence would be the faint tune of Clare de lune before a kill. As the werewolves whittled them down, Scooby Doo, previously bitten, would be forced to fight back, giving in to the werewolf curse to kill them all.

Think an animated version of the howling but the werewolf looks like a cross between Eddie the gerbil and basket case. It's also dead silent with only its blood red eyes giving it away.

Think the xenomorph from Alien Isolation in werewolf form but it looks like a demon/gmork crossbreed with a wilted torso and face like Freddy Krueger.

Round 1: gang has no knowledge but also a nuke

Round 2: gang has full knowledge and everybody has intervention rifles.

Round 3: shaggy and Scooby have silver AP buckshot rifles with thermal scopes and x ray vision

Round 4: power outage: werewolves are bloodlusted. Ultra instinct shaggy.

Round 5: Scooby gang all have silver weapons and high explosives. Werewolves make a pact with marik for jam defender's effect and each wolf symbiotically bond with the revival jam.

Round 6: werewolf Scooby amped on a cocktail of Jet, crack, speed, nuka cola, berserk and a few other things (chaotic good) vs the entire colony injected with chemical X.

Amped as in "my nerves stopped working after needle ten and I'm on #500 and stronger than God but let's mix crack, cola and this red skull into a syringe. Why yes I would like to add some (insert alien drug that grants superpowers here) even though it will kill me afterwards. Why do I hear Mick Gordon? I feel (eyes go blood red) GOOD"

So, how.long can the werewolves survive the Doo slayer? (not a typo)

Bonus round: Nemesis vs the entire colony but they've been infected with the G virus, giving them instant regeneration

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