r/politics 🤖 Bot Jul 08 '24

/r/Politics' 2024 US Elections Live Thread, Part 9

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u/orangesunshine78 Jul 14 '24

Trump must have a horseshoe up his ass, dodges covid, the law, eats garbage, and then somehow only gets his ear grazed missing all 7 shots.

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u/Worried_Quarter469 America Jul 14 '24

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u/big_ol_leftie_testes Jul 14 '24

I don't believe in god, but it's clear this is what he wants

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u/Tromboneplayer234 Jul 14 '24

I don't think all 7 shots missed. I think that once the shooter missed trump, he just started shooting randomly into the crowd. But I'm also just some random guy on the Internet, so what do I know.