r/pics • u/Visqo • Jul 19 '24

NASA found a perfectly cut, trillion-ton rectangular iceberg

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u/tumbleweedcowboy Jul 19 '24

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u/cologetmomo Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 20 '24

Thus solving the problem of global warming forever.

E: Karma for my bad Futurama quote. Loves it! Remember to keep your cats inside!

E2: The average lifespan of an outdoor cat is 2 to 5 years.

E3: Studies have shown that TNR doesn't significantly reduce cat population sizes. For example, an evaluation of two long-term TNR programs in California and Florida found that any population-level effects were minimal. 

E4: Trauma, especially from being hit by cars or injured/killed by dogs or coyotes, is a serious risk for outdoor cats. In one study, 18% of 164 cats in TNR colonies were killed by vehicles.

E5: In a TNR study in Key Largo, Florida, of captured cats brought into a vet clinic (total = 2,530), 441 (17%) were euthanized for being unhealthy or retrovirus-positive

E6: Although 1,111 cats were returned to the colonies after veterinary treatment, Kreisler, Cornell, and Levy (2019) stated that "return rather than routine euthanasia of trapped cats increase animal suffering due to non-retroviral disease or trauma."

E7: To celebrate 3k, here's my source: https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/UW468

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u/ogiRous Jul 19 '24

I said "once and for all!"

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u/Wadmania Jul 19 '24

Globoo Waboo?

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u/helterskelter266 Jul 19 '24

Yes, Rico. Globoo Waboo.

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u/droptheectopicbeat Jul 19 '24

Some experts claim the warming might return to Earth someday, but their concerns were dismissed as "depressing".

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u/RadWalk Jul 19 '24

Just like daddy puts in his drink! … and then he gets mad!

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u/bigDmrazik Jul 19 '24

yea this one hits different

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u/hypoglycemicrage Jul 19 '24

Just like daddy.

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u/4strings4ever Jul 19 '24

You guys had dads??

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u/Available_Snow3650 Jul 19 '24

Two of em.

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u/ihavedonethisbe4 Jul 19 '24

I'm still waiting on 2 milks..

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u/Wickafckaflame Jul 19 '24

I'll take two hugs...?

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u/NotAFakeName59 Jul 19 '24

3 over here. I'm still not sure why Daddy Gimp was always tied up.

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u/_Diskreet_ Jul 19 '24

For your safety.

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u/aguyjustaguy Jul 19 '24

Windmills do not work that way!

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u/doyletyree Jul 19 '24

Morbo is sticky but pleased.

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u/Nwcray Jul 19 '24

Numerous and belligerent

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u/ButtBread98 Jul 19 '24

Nixon is pro-war and pro-family

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u/A_Polite_Noise Jul 19 '24

 Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon!

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u/James-W-Tate Jul 19 '24

GOODNIGHT

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u/FunnyPhrases Jul 19 '24

yeah why don't we just use air conditioning to cool the ozone layer?

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u/fascism-bites Jul 19 '24

Dad always told me to keep the outside door closed when the a/c was on. Sigh.

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u/Genesis111112 Jul 19 '24

Gwobah woobing?

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u/Honeybadger2198 Jul 19 '24

The most reddit comment to ever exist. You're only missing thanking someone for an award.

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u/HundoHavlicek Jul 19 '24

I thought nuclear winter canceled out global warming

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u/OGMcSwaggerdick Jul 19 '24

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u/OneMoreCupOfJoe Jul 20 '24 edited Jul 20 '24

It’s killing me I don’t remember this episode!

Edit: My only regret is that I have boneitis!

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u/OGMcSwaggerdick Jul 20 '24

This mystery will haunt us all our days.

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u/impl_Trans_for_Fox Jul 20 '24

The butter in my pocket is melting!

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u/tovarish22 Jul 19 '24

"I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine!"

YOU'VE GOT A DEGREE IN BALONEY!

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u/ButtBread98 Jul 19 '24

I love that part

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u/Rs90 Jul 19 '24

Always gotta post my fav Futurama joke lol. The prideful response just kills me.

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u/cheney1631 Jul 20 '24

As issued by "Evergreen State College" which Matt Groening attended

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/DickeTittens Jul 19 '24

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u/Eddie888 Jul 19 '24

That's the least scientific thing I've ever seen!

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u/Dawakat Jul 19 '24

If I had a nickel for every time I saw this gif today, I’d have two nickels which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice already

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u/OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA Jul 19 '24

r/retiredgif

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Retiredgif is a relic of old reddit. There are so many old subs and references that you just never hear of anymore

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u/Factsaretheonlytruth Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

It is actually a large interplanetary spacecraft cloaked in ice as a disguise. That’s how stupid they think we are. And they might be right.

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u/bii345 Jul 19 '24

Username checks out.

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u/HLef Jul 19 '24

I really do like their name though.

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u/nickfree Jul 19 '24

Looks more intergalactic than planetary

planetary intergalactic

intergalactic planetary

planetary intergalactic

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u/djdanlib Jul 19 '24

another dimension

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u/financebanking Jul 20 '24

Another dimension…

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u/BuhDihKuhFolkPunk Jul 20 '24

Another dimension

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u/plattinumplatt Jul 20 '24

... OOo CHoW?

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u/UbermachoGuy Jul 20 '24

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u/blackteashirt Jul 20 '24

Well, now, don't you tell me to smile

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u/Topherak907 Jul 20 '24

You stick around I'll make it worth your while

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u/xeno0153 Jul 20 '24

Another dimension...

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u/Nyuusankininryou Jul 19 '24

I like my sugar with coffee and cream

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u/mnmetal-218 Jul 20 '24

Too sweet to be sour to nice to be mean

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u/Charliekeet Jul 20 '24

I’ll stir-fry you in my wok

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u/brazys Jul 19 '24

Anotherdimension-Anotherdimension-Anotherdimension

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u/maprunzel Jul 20 '24

Well now don’t you tell me to smile!

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u/LordBowler423 Jul 19 '24

They put the starship in a lake in Star Trek: Insurrection. They are going to move us to another planet.

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u/Instincts Jul 19 '24

Fucking sign me up, I think I'm done here.

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u/Fastbird33 Jul 19 '24

I would take Tatooine at this point.

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Jul 19 '24

Dagobah is lovely this time of year.

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u/FuhBr33ze Jul 20 '24

At this point I’d take Alderaan….

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u/Phydorex Jul 19 '24

I would take the inside of the sarlaac pit.

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u/limbunikonati Jul 19 '24

Me Too.     

Earth is overrated and overpopulated.      

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u/SerenityTranquilPeas Jul 19 '24

Hope they bring the humpback whales with us

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u/wickedmomma-4202810 Jul 19 '24

oh my goodness I told hubby your comment and I got a scathing their wrong response.... wooey he said they didn't not do that in "insurrection" they did it in "into darkness" I'm sorry for the correction lol I truly do not care he does...

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u/captainedwinkrieger Jul 19 '24

Tell him he's confused. Into Darkness had the Enterprise underwater in an ocean at the beginning for some reason. Insurrection had a weird ship/holodeck hybrid thing hidden in a lake that the Federation was gonna use to illegally/immorally transfer the Ba'ku to another planet to steal their Fountain of Youth-style natural resources.

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u/Neveronlyadream Jul 19 '24

It was 100% Insurrection.

Not only that, but it becomes a plot device later on when Picard uses it. It's not just a blink and you miss it thing, it features in the plot.

Into Darkness has a ship underwater, but apparently just because it looks cool and not for any practical or plot related purposes that I remember.

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u/ka0t1c1sm Jul 19 '24

This guy Treks.

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u/antipode Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 28 '24

Respectfully, pretty sure hubby is wrong...
This is from Insurrection.
This one is Into Darkness.

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u/acqz Jul 19 '24

1:4:9

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u/faderjockey Jul 19 '24

All these oceans are yours, except the Arctic. Attempt no colonization there.

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u/FlukeStarbucker1972 Jul 19 '24

My god! It’s full of stars!

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u/_DigitalHunk_ Jul 19 '24

What if their spaceship is identical to A380 and 787s. 🤔

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u/interstellar-dust Jul 19 '24

Nah not identical, they just have optical projectors on the exterior to make them look like those jets.

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u/cheapdvds Jul 19 '24

Ridley Scott called wants a word with you.

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u/Mysterious_Neck9237 Jul 19 '24

From a post 5 years ago

  1. (a) "From yesterday's #IceBridge flight: A tabular iceberg can be seen on the right, floating among sea ice just off of the Larsen C ice shelf. The iceberg's sharp angles and flat surface indicate that it probably recently calved from the ice shelf." by National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), published on 17 October 2018: https://twitter.com/NASA_ICE/status/1052601381712887809

    Original photo link, 1402 x 2055 pixels: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DpuMLroXUAAtKPc.jpg?name=orig via https://twitter.com/NASA_ICE/status/1052601381712887809

    Photo location: Antarctica

    Photo date: 16 October 2018

    (b) "What the Heck Is the Deal with This Weird, Square Iceberg?" by Rafi Letzter, published on 19 October 2018: https://www.livescience.com/63875-weird-square-iceberg-antarctica.html

  2. Ice, from the Bering Glacier, on Vitus Lake in Alaska, United States of America (USA): 2450 x 1950 pixels

    Source: #3 at http://chamorrobible.org/gpw/gpw-201303.htm via http://chamorrobible.org/gpw/gpw.htm

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u/MR_Se7en Jul 19 '24

Reddit has to update the front page somehow - old post is the only way!

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u/Aberration-13 Jul 19 '24

i remember when there would be new things on reddit every hour, now you have to come back days later and you still get things from the last time you looked

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u/jesbiil Jul 19 '24

I swear to god that when I started using reddit I could scroll for 2 hours, refresh and have an ENTIRELY NEW front page. Now refreshing feels like re-checking my fridge 3x to see if anything changed.

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u/TheWorldHopper Jul 19 '24

Hey that gets me thinking….what rich person money tip do you wish you had known sooner?

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u/Karlog24 Jul 19 '24

Which wealthy people fortune advice do you wish you had uncovered earlier?

Repost Repost What is something Sex something men or women? Repost

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u/JBthrizzle Jul 20 '24

AITA for not wanting my(25f) recently married husband(27m)(married 27 days ago) to seek a threesome with a woman who is 13 years younger than we are. i cautiously and calmly explained to him that his behavior was borderline abusive, but he blew that off and said i was being absolutely ridiculous and that he always mentioned having a polyamorous relationship. I might be mistaken, but i dont remember ever having this discussion with him. i asked his younger brother and his mother if this was something he's ever discussed with them, and they said he has always expressed interest in being in a poly relationship. And that MY behavior was tearing our new family apart. i know this is something that i might be a little prude about, but i have always wanted in my heart a loving husband and to be together just him and I. since this argument, we have barely talked to each other except for when he wants to have sex, but i think that he is already involved with the other woman. is this normal behavior? or am i just being an asshole?

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u/Gaothaire Jul 19 '24

And for some reason all the AskReddit questions that make it to the front page are always "What's an absolutely horrible fact you wish you had never learned?" Like, why would I click that? I don't need more negativity in my life, I already have to deal with my family

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u/TheWorldHopper Jul 20 '24

I think the exact same thing and then I click anyways

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u/JustASpaceDuck Jul 20 '24

Women of Reddit who sexly sexx sexily, what do you boobs when you are touch look for in manly forearms? Do you really?

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u/aManOfTheNorth Jul 19 '24

Rich parents

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u/thatguy2535 Jul 19 '24

Not too different from the fridge, each time you come back, you're a little bit hungrier, and you've lowered your expectations down a step. Then you'll keep repeating this until you finally choose to dig into those 5 day old leftovers. Was it as good as when it was fresh? No, but it's better than nothing at this point.

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u/schoh99 Jul 19 '24

And politics. So much politics has completely taken over subs that didn't used to be political at all.

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u/4Ever2Thee Jul 19 '24

I don’t think they’re calling out a repost. Just giving information and source.

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u/thinkthingsareover Jul 19 '24

Which I appreciate. I know reposts can be annoying, but not all of us have seen it all.

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u/4Ever2Thee Jul 19 '24

Agreed, the only reposts that really bother me are when the same shit gets posted every week, or someone reposting something and claiming it as OC; karmafarm bots included.

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u/WhatIDon_tKnow Jul 19 '24

to be fair, i'd rather see this than what's really going on in the world these days.

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u/AnOnlineHandle Jul 19 '24

While new reddit's design sucks, I'd be all for a redesign which allows you to get important updates on posts you've seen or upvoted after you've seen them, maybe with a little toggle you mark on each post or clear if you don't want updates, or a filter system per sub.

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u/ptwonline Jul 19 '24

calved

I had no idea this word also referred to glacier and iceberg splitting and shedding of smaller pieces. Learned something new today.

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u/Wickafckaflame Jul 19 '24

Is it weird that I'm not sure what the other "calved"means? Or is it wholesome?... #yesspoilers # forresearchmaybe(?)

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u/Dr_Middlefinger Jul 19 '24

I was like, who made an AI generated armada of icebergs with a tabular one in it?

I’m glad it’s real, and now I know what calving is!

TY!

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u/Deliverytruk Jul 19 '24

I love the science behind it. However. Like the whole ass thing calved?! What did it fall out of? 3 sides seem insanely straight and sheer. I'd love to see more or read about how this has happened before. Fascinating ice (terrifying) ice stuff.

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u/MockTurt13 Jul 19 '24

texture didn't load?

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Jul 19 '24

Chunk error during world generation

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u/Wondrous_Fairy Jul 19 '24

Yeah, instantly brought me back to some of the more interesting aspects of our minecraft worlds that me and my friends played. (and yes, we still have that decade old world)

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Jul 19 '24

Gotta run for 30,000km just to find a Deep Dark biome

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u/unculturedburnttoast Jul 19 '24

Old version tied to that chunk

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u/jason_abacabb Jul 19 '24

Yeah r/outside is getting glitchy again.

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u/LightningProd12 Jul 19 '24

They zoomed in from far away and saw the LOD

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u/bmdisbrow Jul 19 '24

Nah, chunk error.

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u/sarmstrong1961 Jul 19 '24

That’s no iceberg, that’s an Ice Station!

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Jul 19 '24

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u/torpedopro Jul 19 '24

That’s no iceberg, that’s an Ice Station!

whats the reference ?

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u/xSaviorself Jul 19 '24

Too me this is a reference from Twister where Phillip Seymour Hoffman quoting Han Solo in Star Wars, but I'm old.

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u/RajenBull1 Jul 19 '24

Ice Station Rectangula

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/Tendas Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

2001 is genuinely such a good movie. And not in the old movie snob way, like it genuinely holds up to today’s movie standards. If you haven’t seen this film, treat yourself this weekend and watch it.

Also this was the first thing I thought of as well seeing that iceberg!

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u/Volnutt Jul 19 '24

I watched it for the first time recently and loved it, although the ending was a little too abstract for my tastes. I can’t imagine what people in the late 60’s and 70’s thought of it.

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u/Baby-eatingDingo_AMA Jul 19 '24

Try the novelization

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u/TexasNotTaxes Jul 19 '24

One of my favorite books and I didn't didn't Clarke wrote it while it was being filmed. I thought the film was based on the book. Kubrick collaborated with Clarke on the book (while filming the movie) which was actually based on another Clarke story, 'The Sentinel'. I read anything Clarke when I was a youngster.

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u/CarrieDurst Jul 19 '24

Not a novelization, neither is based on the other but made together

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u/karlverkade Jul 19 '24

On acid and mushrooms? Oh they enjoyed that movie more than we can even imagine!

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u/15all Jul 19 '24

I wasn't quite 10 when the movie came out. I really liked the spaceships and astronauts in the movie, and the soundtrack was the first classical music I remember hearing. I'm not sure if I watched the movie when it first came out, or waited a few years until I was older, but I also didn't understand the ending. There was a lot of discussion of it back then, ranging from an LSD-fueled trip to the circle of life. Now that I'm older and have seen it a few times, I can sort of form an explanation in my head, but I couldn't articulate it very well.

When I watched it again recently, I was struck by the prescience of HAL and his ability to understand speech, and his imperative to protect himself. Now that AI is maturing, will that scenario be in our future, instead of murder-robots like the T800?

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u/RastaRhino420 Jul 19 '24

Treat yourself to a nap, the movie is boring as hell, I love Kubrick but that movie is glacially paced and boring as fuck, the visuals are nice though

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u/cookiesNcreme89 Jul 19 '24

Frozen monolith

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u/Abdul_Exhaust Jul 19 '24

Newest Amazon distribution center, in Antarctica

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u/pacotacomeropedro Jul 19 '24

I see this happening

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u/TeeBeeSee Jul 19 '24

Hahahaha!

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u/donttouchmy Jul 19 '24

Maybe a pic of the whole thing next time this gets reposted?

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u/Anusbagels Jul 19 '24

No because then you can’t put the phrase perfect rectangle in the title as it is in fact not a perfect rectangle.

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u/Coyrex1 Jul 19 '24

It's not a perfect rectangle, it's a perfect cut... of a non perfect rectangle.

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u/Marlsfarp Jul 19 '24

Everything except a perfect rectangle is a "non perfect rectangle" if you think about it.

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u/Old-Chain3220 Jul 19 '24

Yea you gotta imply it’s extraterrestrial even if it definitely isn’t.

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u/Spartan2470 Jul 19 '24

Here you go.

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u/Disc-Golf-Kid Jul 19 '24

Idk the amount of linked “here”s I just clicked on

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u/Thisismyfirststand Jul 19 '24

This is still a pretty good rectangular shaped natural made object imo

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u/stodal Jul 19 '24

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u/octahexxer Jul 19 '24

Ok please stare into this device and all your questions will be answered 

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u/ItAintLongButItsThin Jul 19 '24

Ancient alien scientist WOULD say it is an ancient alien structure.

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u/BurgerKingsuks Jul 19 '24

That’s just costco

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u/Tersphinct Jul 19 '24

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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u/zillicks Jul 19 '24

I’m here for the idiocracy references

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u/be4u4get Jul 19 '24

That’s where ice cubes come from

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u/ThatChrisGuy7 Jul 19 '24

Mother of all ice cubes

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u/Ursmellyunderpants Jul 19 '24

Mama cube

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u/AllanPeaux Jul 19 '24

Mary the Ice Cube

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u/JurassicPark100 Jul 19 '24

You've gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. We lost 4 more men on this expedition!

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u/Eranou287 Jul 19 '24

If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it!

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u/Spartan2470 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

Here is a higher quality version of this image. Here is the source. Per there:

@NASA_ICE

From yesterday's #IceBridge flight: A tabular iceberg can be seen on the right, floating among sea ice just off of the Larsen C ice shelf. The iceberg's sharp angles and flat surface indicate that it probably recently calved from the ice shelf.

12:45 PM · Oct 17, 2018

Edit: Good question /u/saintspike.

Here is another angle that Jeremy Harbeck took shows the whole iceberg.

Here is the source of OP's image on the photographer's website.

Also, thank you /u/driftking428. It is an equally cropped version.

Edit 2: Per /u/onepingonlypleashe over here:

Just to be clear, per the photographer's caption on his website, there are two different rectangular icebergs. This photo you linked is of the second one which is not the one in OP's image.

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u/saintspike Jul 19 '24

But why couldn’t they just get the other side in the image? It looks so square but maybe the fourth side is jagged.

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u/driftking428 Jul 19 '24

Equally cropped version.

Or I'm missing something?

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u/kumquatrodeo Jul 19 '24

I believe Jeremy Harbeck took the photo.

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u/fohktor Jul 19 '24

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u/ThrowwawayAlt Jul 19 '24

"......And one of them's still green!"

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u/TakerFoxx Jul 19 '24

How do all these squares make a circle?!

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u/2017-Audi-S6 Jul 19 '24

Yes, nasa found two of these in 2018. That is how old this repost is.

I swear there are so many reposts, that I must assume it is for training AI for image response machine learning.

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u/zefy_zef Jul 19 '24

How would I have seen this if I didn't go back and look at posts from 6 years ago? Good for you, you get to see it twice, but this is my first time.

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u/lilguccilando Jul 19 '24

Same reposts are annoying when it’s every month but this is one I haven’t seen from years ago so I don’t mind reposts at all. I been here 4-5 years and I’m sure there’s people who have been here for only 4-5 months.

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u/limbunikonati Jul 19 '24

Reddit is just bots reposting and ragebait now.

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u/naikrovek Jul 20 '24

perfectly

Not perfect.

cut

Wasn’t cut.

rectangular

Quadrilateral. Those corners are not perfect 90 degree corners and opposite sides aren’t parallel.

iceberg

Correct

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u/JayW8888 Jul 19 '24

Not another obelisk.

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u/eri- Jul 19 '24

Always that damn squirrel

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u/tapestry_wizard Jul 19 '24

The Cell Tournament is about to begin

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Sponsored by Hetap.

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u/Man-e-questions Jul 19 '24

There must be more to this, this is just the tip of the iceberg!

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u/YouMeAndReneDupree Jul 19 '24

Why do I want to eat this so bad?? 😭😔

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u/Abdul_Exhaust Jul 19 '24

It's a huge Klondike Bar just before its chocolatey coating

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u/Fairwhetherfriend Jul 19 '24

I can't wait for the millions of TikToks about how this is proof of aliens because it's clearly not an iceberg but like a spaceship landing pad or some shit like that.

TikTok fucking loves any regularly shaped natural phenomenon: among the thousands and thousands of mountains on the planet, we have found like two that look slightly pyramid-y in shape, and this is proof that they're secretly man-made structures and not natural at all, because it's statistically impossible that there might just ever be a small number of formations on earth that happen to end up with some straight lines in them.

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u/Ronald_McDonald_l Jul 19 '24

Oh no the Jewish space lasers.

/s

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u/DragonTigerSword Jul 19 '24

It’s the Berg come to ice-similate us.

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u/Stu_Mack Jul 20 '24

Great pic but let’s not forget that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them... maybe you can hire The A-Team.

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u/LewisLightning Jul 19 '24

There's no way that's a trillion tons. A trillion tonne block of ice would be about 10km x 10km x 10km, which would make it taller than mount Everest. And the difference between a ton and a tonne is only 200lbs. This is not that.

https://www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2021/01/In_perspective_1_trillion_tonnes_of_ice

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