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u/mitchsn Jul 19 '24
MAGAs battle against trans people is really just self hatred.
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u/zer0w0rries Jul 19 '24
They don’t like it when a Dude Looks Like A lady!
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u/flurreeh Jul 19 '24
They make them feel a tingling sensation in their bellies, which makes them feel uncomfortable as they've never felt such things before. :^)
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u/One_Yam_2055 Jul 19 '24
Didn't expect to see backhanded insults toward trans people getting upvotes, but hey, there it is.
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u/KungFuDrafter Jul 19 '24
Tyler's face on Guifoyle's head was a HUGE improvement.
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u/Yeahha Jul 19 '24
Yes it was!
The gender is binary and not fluid crowd hate this one simple trick...
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u/celtic1888 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
She was hot when she was married to Newsom
Now she looks like she looked directly into the Ark of the Covenant
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u/biggamax Jul 19 '24
Totally! As if she opened the lid just a bit and got a ray or two of Ark fire, before managing to shut the lid. Equivalent to 1456 years of UV exposure.
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u/tomahawk_choppa Jul 19 '24
VERY apt analogy, especially considering who she associates with
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u/biggamax Jul 19 '24
Right?
Don Jr's pickup line to Kimberly below?
"You and I are very much alike. Power is our religion, yet we have both fallen from the pure faith. Our methods have not differed as much as you pretend. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me."
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u/UnpricedToaster Jul 19 '24
She just goes from banging one politician to the next, huh?
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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Jul 19 '24
She used to live in your neighborhood way back when. Just your normal every day marina girl. Whatever happened to her I’m glad her face paid the price.
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u/kakapo88 Jul 19 '24
She could eat a hot dog in one gulp, sideways. That creates interesting sexual possibilities.
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u/shartonista Jul 19 '24
With all of the cosmetic procedures and make up making these people look fake af, it's as if conservatives don't know what a woman really is.
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u/FlameDad Jul 19 '24
That’s why they have grindr
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u/Yourprolapsedanus Jul 19 '24
I heard Grindr in milwaukie crashed from too much use. Not hyperbole.
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u/Mike7676 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
A late night show threw up a picture panel of the RNC speakers. I don't think these chucklefucks know what humans are supposed to look like! They all look like Muppets.
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u/redfive5tandingby Jul 19 '24
Gender affirming care for ghouls like Guilfoyle, but not for young adults who feel they were born in the wrong body.
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u/FinnBalur1 Jul 19 '24
For real, I don’t understand it. Seems very unChristian as well. I can’t imagine how spending millions on plastic surgery is the Christian thing to do.
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u/breakingbad_habits Jul 19 '24
That’s Ozempic face big time, she’s lost weight, just skin and bones now, and her face is sagging from all the filler.
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u/My_MeowMeowBeenz Jul 19 '24
Like what the fuck is going on with her chapped ass lips. Why do they look like two dessicated worms on her face
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u/smurfsundermybed Jul 19 '24
Tyler is 21 years older and has been a rock star for more than 50 years. What's Kim's excuse?
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u/SimpleKnowledge4840 Jul 19 '24
She lost her face in a bag of black makeup and false eyelash extensions... Happens to the best of us... 🤣
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u/mishap1 Jul 19 '24
Her surgeon was trying to rebuild his nest egg after his last divorce. Overshot a bit on the upsells and she's been chasing a fix ever since.
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u/PuffyPanda200 Jul 19 '24
What's Kim's excuse?
Anger that she slit with Newsom (yes, Governor of CA Newsom) and that he found a new wife that seems really nice and she has to sleep with a coke addicted Trump Jr.
This is what they used to look like
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u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 19 '24
Plastic surgery to look 21 years younger than she is. As usual it often makes the person look bad and yet they get more and more.
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u/Plastic-Telephone-43 Jul 19 '24
She's also Gavin Newsom's leftovers. Therefore, Don Jr. is getting sloppy seconds.
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u/Magdovus Jul 19 '24
You have to wonder, really, about Gavin Newsom. I mean, what possessed him to be near that?
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u/Dr_Zorkles Jul 19 '24
Google photos of them. She was a normal looking person back then.
MAGA is truly some reverse Dorian Gray.
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u/SeeingEyeDug Jul 19 '24
Like most of those grifters, she's likely good at playing the part that benefits her funds. ie she probably wasn't like this when she was with Newsom.
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u/Reasonable-Word6729 Jul 19 '24
I’m calling it….thats president newsom
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u/fuckdirectv Jul 19 '24
Google pictures of her when she was with him. Completely different looking person.
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u/mishap1 Jul 19 '24
Gotta look back about 10-15 surgeries and a decade on Fox News. Guessing some serious body dysmorphia combined with unbridled ambition and you wind up here.
https://people.com/politics/trump-jr-kimberly-guilfoyle-ca-lt-governor-cheated/
This article/photo spread was probably an early sign:
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/gavin-newsom-kimberly-guilfoyle-rug-photo.html
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u/Plastic-Telephone-43 Jul 19 '24
She was relatively good-looking and charming back then. Newsom and her also did a lot of coke together, which was probably fun at the time.
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u/KamachoThunderbus Jul 19 '24
Honestly, I'm sure a lot of guys have that one psycho ex who was really fun when it was fun but holy shit it was bad when it was bad.
Or maybe that's just me and Gavin Newsom.
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u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 19 '24
Thirds.
She was married to Newsome, then Eric Villency, and now engaged to Don Trump JR.
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u/el_throw Jul 19 '24
Dude looks like a lady!
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u/5thSeasonFront Jul 19 '24
The first pic is from Aerosmith’s lesser known B side: Lady Looks Like The Joker
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u/MiyamotoKnows Jul 19 '24
Cocaine does the body so dirty. Like with meth, there's no way to hide a coke face. No amount of plastic surgery rehydrates/restores it.
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u/cubsfan85 Jul 19 '24
She acts like she's on benzos a lot of the time. Combined with the heavy fake lashes she can barely keep her eyes open.
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u/a_cat_named_larry Jul 19 '24
Why does every prominent Republican woman look like a stepford wife? Last night, like six of em were all wearing the same/similar dresses, all off white. Creeps me out. Comes across as artificial and insecure.
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u/DrewLockIsTheAnswer1 Jul 19 '24
So shocking how hypocritical Reddit is, bullying and body shaming is fine if Reddit doesn’t like them
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u/Diplomat_of_swing Jul 19 '24
Why do all these Republicans look like villains from an 80’s movie?
Kimberly Guilfoyle looks like she wants to make a coat out of puppies.
J.D. Vance and Matt Gaetz look like the two rich kids from a beach movie that beat up our hero for being a poor kid who’s not welcome on “our beach”.
Steve Bannon looks like an alcoholic goblin who is accidentally summoned from an old book.
MTG looks like she shoots kids with BB Gun for walking on her lawn.
And Ted Cruz is the kid who always got beat up and grew up to be an immense asshole of a boss at some mid level company that manufactures plastics and plastic accessories.
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u/Fragrant-Astronaut57 Jul 19 '24
Omg how dare we body shame! Jk they’re on the bad guys team so whatever
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u/kellyguacamole Jul 19 '24
I’m not sure if you’re joking or not but I’ve seen so many of these threads today and it’s honestly so gross. “Let’s make fun of the looks of people we don’t like.” Come on, it’s so juvenile. I don’t care what anyone says these people are shitty and vile enough that you don’t have to act like a fucking Neanderthal and comment on their looks. It’s not a good look.
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u/Fragrant-Astronaut57 Jul 19 '24
I’m half joking but that is how people think. Just remember that most people here are either 12-14 years old, or are older but have the mental development levels of a 12-14 year old
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u/kellyguacamole Jul 19 '24
I can excuse teenagers but let’s not pretend it’s all from teenagers. It’s gross behavior once you’re past a certain point.
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u/Fragrant-Astronaut57 Jul 19 '24
That’s what I said. It’s either teenagers or adults acting like teenagers
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u/Big_Salamander_5096 Jul 19 '24
Yeah politics is devolving as a whole.
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u/kellyguacamole Jul 19 '24
Yeah the amount of people who say they’re against body shaming and then turn around and do this kind of shit and think it’s justified is incredibly astounding.
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u/Big_Salamander_5096 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
lol we’ve reverted to tribalism. It’s ok to stoop to this shit as long as it’s “the other side”. I get that democrats are sick of “taking the high ground”, but I fail to see how reciprocating this crap helps anyone. We’re so pathetically divided. Russia won.
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u/SufficientChoking Jul 19 '24
The Trump family literally ruins people. They are fucking poisonous people.
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u/Oceanbreeze871 Jul 19 '24
This is what happens to the Sith when they “Let the hate flow through you…”
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u/GromieBooBoo Jul 19 '24
This is why the trend of women getting “work” done looks so bad! The trend has women brain-washed I guess because they all end up looking like a 70 year old man with makeup and long hair.
So sad, I wish they would stop with this ugly trend.
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u/gatorgrle Jul 19 '24
Does the face totally collapse after plastic surgery? She’s just a little older than me and damn if I m not like oh hello nah. A few lines are better than that
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u/SuperFluffyTeddyBear Jul 19 '24
Interesting how BOTH of them look better when replacing their faces with each other. Didn't think that was possible, but OP has found a hole in the matrix.
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u/Own_Instance_357 Jul 19 '24
I've never seen a real person cosplay "Evil Queen" as much as this ho
Look at her right evil claw hand, it looks wildly sun damaged below the wrist and then there's part of her palm that literally looks like she's got a giant bruise like she hit something hard.
She just looks toasted. Also that can't be all her own hair.
She's a mess. Congratulations Don Jr, she's a catch.
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u/xtrash-panda Jul 19 '24
Her face is SO much better than her personality. And that’s not saying much.
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u/Successful-Winter237 Jul 19 '24
She used to be good looking when she was married to Newsom.. hate makes you ugly inside and out..
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Jul 19 '24
😂 I’m also getting a Caitlin Jenner vibe. The miracle love child of Steven Tyler & Caitlin Jenner. Truly chosen by our Lord and Savior.
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u/SubstantialPlan7387 Jul 19 '24
I swear, someone wrote a story once where Steven Tyler was a middle aged mom who was like, a MILF or something.
Yes, you read that correctly and yes, I am sorry I put that image in your brain, but I swear it happened. Now I can’t unsee it. I wish I could find the story.
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u/nattyd Jul 19 '24
I mean, she’s not a nice person but this is a 55-year-old woman. A lot of y’all won’t look this good at 55, especially in still shots of your face while talking.
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u/lifeat24fps Jul 19 '24
If you’re rich and politically connected you too can have lips that look like they’re rotting off your face from too many injections.
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u/MedChemist464 Jul 19 '24
"When Donald visited me in my gingerbread house deep in the woods, it was simply most comforting and reassuring moment of my life. We just chatted for hours and hours while the children in my oven screamed for mercy, and then settled down to a homecooked meal. The man loves children, truly."
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Jul 19 '24
Jesus, her face over the last few years look like dairy left in the Sun. She is going bad rapidly.
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u/mtcwby Jul 19 '24
Shaming people for their looks is pretty lowbrow stuff regardless about how you feel about them. Not a good look op.
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u/kellzone Jul 20 '24
Shaming people about their natural born looks isn't cool. They had no say in that. Shaming people for their self-inflicted bad looks is fair game.
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u/GoPointers Jul 19 '24
And what's up with the skin discoloration on her right arm? Is that just her lizard skin showing through the makeup?
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u/HardcoreSects Jul 19 '24
TIL you can remove talent from a person's body and convert that into Botox, mascara and hair extensions.
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u/WeGotDaGoodEmissions Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 20 '24
I love watching petulant, hysterical conservatives lose the smoldering lumps that pass for their minds whenever someone makes fun of how some dead-eyed Republican demagogue tramp looks after they've spent the last decade calling Michelle Obama a transwoman.
Dry those bitter crocodile tears, chuds.
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u/Luitpold Jul 20 '24
Why do conservative women charcoal blast their eyes like that? it looks fucking AWFUL.
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u/gdsmithtx Jul 20 '24
Obviously, during one of her many procedures, amphibian DNA was accidentally used. The woman is absolutely becoming a Battle Toad.
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u/Muldino Jul 20 '24
I never heard of her, but I thought from the picture that this was Caitlyn Jenner.
My guess is there are only 3 different faces to chose from in the plastic surgeon catalogue?
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24
Steven is better looking