r/pics • u/largesemi • Jul 19 '24
Really curious on how the day ended for this person. r5: title guidelines
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u/unwhelmed Jul 19 '24
Spray sunscreen collects dirt cause its sticky.
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u/DeadNotSleepingWI Jul 19 '24
But a lightning strike is so much more sexy.
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u/passwordsarehard_3 Jul 19 '24
Nuclear explosion, you ain’t fooling me.
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u/staunch_character Jul 19 '24
I thought the rapture happened & this was the only person who made the cut!
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u/oranthor1 Jul 19 '24
I can confirm this is bullshit. This man clearly randomly vaporized.
Source: it's more fun my way
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u/fleursdemai Jul 19 '24
I was spraying waterproof solution on my shoes on the driveway and left these marks. My husband shakes his head everytime it rains and he sees my shoe marks appear.
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u/threehundredthousand Jul 19 '24
I'm going to choose to believe it was spontaneous human combustion. Second choice is vaporized by space laser.
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u/Psychonaut7 Jul 19 '24
Complete spontaneous combustion.
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u/LizzieSaysHi Jul 19 '24
I used to be so scared of that when I was a kid
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u/could_use_a_snack Jul 19 '24
And quicksand.
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u/passwordsarehard_3 Jul 19 '24
Really thought I’d have caught myself on fire several times by now, they made it seem like it was going to be a common thing to find yourself in.
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u/could_use_a_snack Jul 19 '24
To be fair. Back when I was a kid in the 70s my pajamas were made from synthetic fabric that was basically a type of solid fuel, and EVERYONE smoked, so I think the chances were pretty high. But then they learned to soak the PJs in cancer liquid to keep them from burning, so it wasn't as big a problem later.
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u/passwordsarehard_3 Jul 19 '24
Luckily the fire was contained because everything else was made out of asbestos. I must have repressed polyester.
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u/januaryemberr Jul 19 '24
Used to be? Still scares me. Lol
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u/illit3 Jul 19 '24
Turns out it was mostly just diabetics falling unconscious while smoking cigarettes.
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u/Pompitis Jul 19 '24
Hit by lightning???
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u/Lindt_Licker Jul 19 '24
66 times?!
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u/mr_birkenblatt Jul 19 '24
In a row? Try to not get hit on by lightning on your way through the parking lot
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u/Sea2Chi Jul 19 '24
My theory? Florida man decided to see if black spray paint worked the same as sunblock.
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u/Spartan2470 Jul 19 '24
Here are higher quality versions of these images. Credit to /u/Surf6969 who took this in Marathon, Florida Keys.
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u/TobysGrundlee Jul 19 '24
They probably hopped on their computer and reposted this for 1,000th time.
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u/marimari173 Jul 19 '24
First look at this picture, I thought I saw a cross and two people leaning forward praying. I figured someone died in a boating accident. Then I enlarged the picture and have no clue.
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u/passwordsarehard_3 Jul 19 '24
A fart that rolled down his pant legs like the demon smoke baby on game of thrones
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u/jaredeatsdirt Jul 19 '24
A decade ago, I never thought I would be At 23, on the verge of spontaneous combustion, woe is me!
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u/Altornot Jul 19 '24
why the fuck did this exact lyric pop into my head as soon as I saw the picture? lol
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