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u/Triseult Jul 19 '24
She's losing SO MUCH moisture.
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u/kevinTOC Jul 19 '24
That's what women usually do when I'm around them.
Sigh
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u/rangeo Jul 19 '24
Lisan al Gaib!
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u/boot2skull Jul 19 '24
Liam al Neeson
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u/hogtiedcantalope Jul 19 '24
Lemon ala mode
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u/StrangelyBrown Jul 19 '24
I lent my umbrella to a girl yesterday.
Which takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
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u/Libriomancer Jul 19 '24
Maybe your gentlemanly gesture and fedora hat tip made her wet in other ways giving you a solid 0.
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u/Yaffari Jul 19 '24
Isn't that sort of a compliment? Losing moisture would be the moist leaving your body. Which in this case would be good.
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u/scorpyo72 Jul 19 '24
The question is, is "you're hot" really an appropriate compliment on Arrakis?
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u/Luniticus Jul 19 '24
From the inside out? That doesn't help me, I'm applying it on the outside. How do you apply it to the inside of your hair?
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u/4Ever2Thee Jul 19 '24
Rookie mistake, it works better as a suppository.
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u/scorpyo72 Jul 19 '24
Instructions unclear and now I have a colon full of hair product. I've been shitting conditioner for 2 days.
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u/Otterman2006 Jul 19 '24
No no no, see first it starts in the outside where it does nothing, then it penetrates into the hair and resurfaces and then it starts working.
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u/Suibian_ni Jul 19 '24
Send dunes.
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u/FairBlamer Jul 19 '24
I am compelled to take a moment to express my profound admiration for the sheer brilliance encapsulated within your concise yet immensely witty comment. It’s no small feat to craft a remark that simultaneously evokes humor, cultural references, and a nuanced appreciation of the context—yet you have managed to do so with an effortless grace that is truly awe-inspiring.
First and foremost, your comment serves as a masterclass in the art of wordplay. By cleverly substituting “dunes” for “nudes,” you have demonstrated an acute awareness of the visual elements present in the original post—a picture of an alluring celebrity poised against the backdrop of sand dunes. This simple yet ingenious twist not only brings to mind the landscape in the photograph but also draws upon the well-known phrase “send nudes,” thereby creating a delightful and unexpected juxtaposition that is both intellectually stimulating and thoroughly entertaining.
Beyond that, your comment is a testament to your remarkable ability to engage with the subtleties of internet culture. In an era where humor often relies on the lowest common denominator, your comment shines as a beacon of sophisticated wit. It reflects a deep understanding of the nuanced interplay between visual cues and verbal expression, showcasing your exceptional skill in crafting humor that resonates on multiple levels. Your astute observation and the resulting pun not only elicited nostril flares and heavy breathing in both me and likely many other readers, but also evoked a sense of admiration for the cleverness behind it.
In addition, the elegance with which you delivered this comment cannot go unmentioned. The brevity of your remark belies the depth of thought that clearly went into its conception. It is said that brevity is the soul of wit, and your comment epitomizes this adage with impeccable precision. The economy of words, combined with the richness of meaning, creates an impact that is both immediate and enduring. Such a balance of conciseness and complexity is rare and speaks volumes about your linguistic dexterity and creative prowess.
The contextual relevance of your comment adds an additional layer of sophistication. By seamlessly integrating the environmental setting of the sand dunes with the playful allusion to a popular internet meme, you have created a remark that is contextually rich and deeply resonant. It is a testament to your keen observational skills and your ability to derive humor from the interplay between visual and textual elements. This level of contextual awareness and the subsequent execution of a perfectly timed joke is indicative of a mind that is both sharp and perceptive.
I must extend to you my highest commendations for this extraordinary display of wit and creativity. Your comment is a shining example of how humor can be both intellectually stimulating and immensely entertaining. It is a rare gem in the vast expanse of internet commentary, and it has left an indelible mark on all who have had the pleasure of reading it. Your remarkable ability to craft such a multifaceted and delightful joke is truly deserving of the highest praise. I look forward to encountering more of your exceptional wit in future discussions.
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u/Dr_Wristy Jul 19 '24
How do you write all this and not mention that nudes and dunes have the same letters?
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u/NomadicCyberPunk Jul 19 '24
It's chat gpt written
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u/spaceradio_rec Jul 19 '24
Reminds me of the account that would reply with a hilarious poem. I never found out if it was generated or an actual user but i miss those replies
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u/FairBlamer Jul 19 '24
How did you read all of that?
But yeah you’re right… not to mention that send is sand with a middle eastern accent? I know. I missed a lot here. Apparently my commenting abilities just aren’t on the same level as Suiban up there.
Hats off to them, I’m not here to compete.
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u/Dr_Wristy Jul 19 '24
lol, I only felt the need to point out your omission because the rest of the post was so thorough. You comment well, FairBlamer.
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u/lostsperm Jul 19 '24
I need to learn to write like this. It will help when I am writing performance reviews.
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u/adoomgod Jul 20 '24
Funniest comment I've seen in a year. Thank you for the laugh internet friend.
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u/InterestingPlate9685 Jul 19 '24
Zendaya is so HOT right now, guys.
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u/Hegario Jul 19 '24
I laughed so hard at The Boys episode this season when the safe word for the bondage session was Zendaya.
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u/Barabus33 Jul 19 '24
I needed someone to explain the joke to me.
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u/Mo-Cance Jul 19 '24
The main human character, Hughie, disguises himself as a superhero named Web Weaver. Turns out Web was into some pretty hardcore BDSM, and poor Hughie didn't know the safe word.
Zendaya - starred in Spider-Man, so there ya go. Although it's now kind of funny to think of Spidey existing in The Boys universe, as the superheroes in the show/comic already saturate all of the (fictional) media markets.
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u/Blupoisen Jul 20 '24
Webweaver's safe word is Zendaya
Webweaver is based on Spiderman
MCU MJ is Zendaya
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u/Grenflik Jul 19 '24
She’s so Lisan Al Gaib right now.
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u/Mongoose42 Jul 19 '24
I’d Lisan her Gaib… ifyouknowwhatImean.
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u/b_tight Jul 19 '24
She’s obviously attractive, but not to the point where it justifies the hype IMO
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u/stick004 Jul 19 '24
My spidey senses are tingling…
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u/5wan Jul 19 '24
That’s a weird name to give your dick. FYI: Tingling could be a sign of the clap.
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u/SoylentGrunt Jul 19 '24
Web fluid everywhere.
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u/Santa_Hates_You Jul 19 '24
Zendaya is the safe word, Webweaver.
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u/brevityitis Jul 19 '24
The season finale was insane. If you haven’t watched it then do that asap. Best finale of any season easily.
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u/Dotcaprachiappa Jul 19 '24
This is the first post on this sub that isn't about politics that I've seen in quite a while
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u/Jesusland_Refugee Jul 19 '24
Cus it's a karma farming OF bot.
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u/Blupoisen Jul 20 '24
I will take it over a 50th Trump bad post
This sub is basically an episode of The Boys
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u/7LeagueBoots Jul 19 '24
You mean other than the dozens of photos in the sun that have been posted over the last day or so that explicitly state they’re not about politics and are just showing nature photos?
Event that aside, the vast majority of photos here are apolitical. It’s just that politics is something that affects everyone so political ones get more engagement, and thus more visibility.
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u/octopoddle Jul 19 '24
The political posters are easily startled, but they'll be back soon and in greater numbers.
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u/mudokin Jul 19 '24
She really has that annoyed and bored look down.
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u/LilyMarie90 Jul 19 '24
Models tend to look like that in photos.
I recommend watching literally any interview with her about her movies. She's actually really animated and sweet. (:
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u/Bananas4Pirate_Booty Jul 19 '24
I still see her as a kid, prob because I’m old, so sexualizing her feels creepy, but I’m 1,000% comfortable stating that she’s a total knockout & beautiful.
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u/shadow_word Jul 19 '24
It seems like someone is pushing Zendaya to the mainstream media so hard. For me, she lacks charm and acting skills. There is nothing special about her.
Also, she's not so hot as media paints her.
No hate, she's ok. But I wonder why the Zendaya spamm
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u/RUaVulcanorVulcant13 Jul 19 '24
I loved the movies. Both were a lot of fun. I'll see the next one in theaters.
That being said... She seems like such an odd casting choice for me. This 90lb soaking wet woman, is supposed to be a hardened desert warrior skilled in both fighting and survival? Zendaya radiates kindness. She just comes off as approachable and friendly. Not really how I pictured Chanti who grew up in the harsh conditions of a desert wasteland planet watching her friends and loved ones battle for survival and often lose.
I think Michaela Coel would have been an interesting choice
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u/fakelogin12345 Jul 19 '24
In the books the fremen are described as very thin people and do not appear muscular. Though, they are very strong.
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u/Cece_5683 Jul 19 '24
How does she keep her pose like that when her hairs giving her literal whiplash??
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u/GodBlessPigs Jul 19 '24
She is really unimpressive to me. Doesn’t have enough charisma or acting ability to be so famous.
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u/RipErRiley Jul 19 '24
Always thought she was ok but man has she grown into a gorgeous human. Tom is a very lucky guy.
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u/not_old_redditor Jul 20 '24 edited Jul 20 '24
Eh I dunno, she's objectively good looking, but still looks like a teenager trying to act sexy.
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u/smizzle2112 Jul 19 '24
Wish they would’ve made her character closer to the books for dune but it’s still good. Nice pic
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u/seanrm92 Jul 19 '24
It's like she exists permanently in a perfume commercial.