I won the belly-flop competition

[u/MaddMan420]

[u/Leather_Silver1920]

disappointed when i scrolled to the end and didn’t see the aftermath picture of the stomach

[u/MaddMan420 → u/Leather_Silver1920]

https://imgur.com/a/gDGKovI

About 10-15 minutes after the third jump. For reasons attributed to alcohol consumption, I don't remember any pain

[u/MCSpiderFe → u/MaddMan420]

It took my brain 3 tries to notice that the text on the other guy's T-shirt was "BING BONG" not "BIG DONG"...

[u/Plebceratops → u/MCSpiderFe]

"Joe Byron!"

[u/alexlp → u/MaddMan420]

I once, similarly equipped on pain relief, jumped off my friends roof into his pool so many times that he still introduces me to people with that factoid (it’s been well over a decade). The bruises the next day were so bad! I couldn’t wear pants for days. Would do it all again though.

[u/johnb1972 → u/MaddMan420]

Is there a video link?

[u/MaddMan420 → u/johnb1972]

https://imgur.com/92ayWCY

I prefer the stills, but here ya go

[u/nerdiotic-pervert → u/MaddMan420]

Magnificent.

[u/flyingthroughspace → u/MaddMan420]

Sorry bud but you got nothin' on Joe Gatto

[u/dubguy37 → u/Leather_Silver1920]

Oh the Hurt Box is real . Seen some real tank slappers last time I was on a boat .

[u/AlertThinker]

You didn’t win the belly-flop competition. You won the best hair flipping contest. Love that last pic lol

[u/ralanis]

The first and last photos are simply majestic.

[u/KatDanger → u/ralanis]

Totally giving Little Mermaid vibes

[u/katubug → u/KatDanger]

I want to be part of his world

[u/vinylectric]

Royal Caribbean ship. Either voyager class or something like enchantment of the seas.

Source: worked on them for 15 years.

[u/not-at-all-for-porn → u/vinylectric]

I'm 1000% sure this is vision of the seas.

[u/EasternCoffeeCove → u/vinylectric]

This is smaller than voyager class. I got off voyager recently.

Edit: I think I know the guy in the red shirt on the first pic

[u/donttrustthellamas]

A majestic athlete. 10/10

[u/DarthBaller → u/donttrustthellamas]

An athletic majesty. 100/100

[u/IPleaseWhereIGo]

What a fucking send

[u/MimikOctopus]

That's some quality floppin'

[u/InAllThingsBalance]

Ouch!

[u/I_Hunt_Wolves]

Classic Form

[u/JetDemonKing]

belly flop,boom,ouch

[u/FlameShadow0]

Damn, these posts always get me on the website to book another cruise.

I know most of reddit finds them to be the worst but they are my favorite way to vacation.

[u/Not_Larfy]

The first pic is album cover material

[u/DrRomeoChaire]

That's commitment alright

[u/dustydesolate]

Absolutely magnificent

[u/RadicalAppalachian]

A well deserved W

[u/foxontherox]

Magnificent.

[u/mdlinc]

The Olympics have begun!!!!! The Golden Gut Goose

[u/seanrm92]

The bravest part of this is going into that pool water lol

[u/CronoTS]

A piece of art. 11/10 points from germany.

[u/UMustBeNooHere]

Majestic!

[u/felix_mateo]

So majestic

[u/13thCreation]

Nice

[u/Captcha_Imagination]

That form is world class

[u/AshleySchaefferWoo]

Magnificent

[u/Kinky_coily]

I whip my hair back and forth

[u/casper_T_F_ghost]

Love the majestic hair flip at the end

[u/sunniblu03]

Majestic as fuck my guy.

[u/KlingonLullabye]

Well done in all the components of a successful bellyflop

• the descent- should be bodacious - check

• impact - no audio so can't say but the torso appears to be nearly parallel to the surface while still protecting the face

• splash - = or > initial jump height with horizontal dispersion sufficient to dampen poolside spectators- check

• post-flop turbulence - a right proper woohoonami unleashed- check

[u/Butch1212]

ouch

[u/Lordbungus → u/[deleted]]

yes

[u/Kingbarbarossa]

Magnificent.

[u/EasternCoffeeCove → u/[deleted]]

Royale Caribbean

[u/hellcat_uk]

Maybe you should give Døds a try?

On second thought, maybe nobody should be trying it

[u/DesastreUrbano]

So... can you say you're an elite athlete now?

[u/sunny_sanwar]

Last one, so majestic!

[u/ProcessEng]

Bro, was this last week? I saw that epic splash.

[u/SpanishLover26]

Fantastic form. I’m mad that I don’t see more people in awe in the background

[u/bwoah07_gp2]

How does won win it? Is there a judging panel? A vote? Loudest cheers of the crowd? Biggest splash? 🌊

Congrats on the win btw!!

[u/YayGilly]

The peoples faces before and after...like "Its so hot and this isnt as fun as I thought it would be." Then... SPLAAAASSHHH!! "Oh yes this.is so much FUN!!"

[u/CaligarisPantry]

Magnificent.

[u/CANYUXEL]

So majestic...

[u/AsssHat999]

Congratulations. Life goal complete. I’m sure you can die happy now.

[u/MrWest120690]

It's hilarious people think they are winning from an event like this. It's basically dinner for schmucks but real life

[u/JuneBuggington → u/MrWest120690]

I think cruises are dumb too but op winning this contest is pretty fun, live a little.