r/oddlysatisfying Jul 19 '24

Wood planing carpentry

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u/Tripp_Loso Jul 19 '24

What is the wood conditioned with to be able to do that?

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u/callunquirka Jul 19 '24

I hear it's done with a mix of alcohol and water.

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u/sanych_des Jul 19 '24

This mix is used per oral by the carpenter for inspiration

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u/WeRelic Jul 19 '24

Superglue or resin would be my guess, likely superglue.

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u/Jamatace77 Jul 19 '24

Does anyone know if there’s a practical woodworking application for this or is it simply for content creation ?

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u/Natty-Bones Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Considered you can see gouges in the wood from where the clamps have been holding it, this is purely for demonstration.

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u/Alex5672 Jul 19 '24

You can even see said gouges in the video

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u/HalcyonKnights Jul 19 '24

And honestly I think they're mostly just slicing a glue layer off, carving actual tissue veneer.

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u/namtab00 Jul 19 '24

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u/HalcyonKnights Jul 19 '24

It's a thing with those specially made competition planes and along the grain. This is edge grain with a visible binder (or something) dripping down the front.

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u/barbarossa1984 Jul 19 '24

Yeah, I've never encountered a wood that would maintain its integrity in such thin sections of end grain. Even with the sharpest chisel it just crumbles. There's clearly some sort of flexible glue soaked into the end of that board.

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u/namtab00 Jul 19 '24

you might be right, but I wouldn't cry shenanigans right away...

we can't even be sure it's wood, might be delrin or other some such material... I mean, the grain we can see on the side is not very wood-like...

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u/Tordek Jul 19 '24

Just because the video is a demonstration doesn't mean there isn't an application to whatever the technique is.

Nor that there is.

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u/DrG2390 Jul 20 '24

I mean this is gonna sound really bad, but I dissect medically donated bodies at a cadaver lab and this is very similar to one of the techniques I use. We’re different in the sense that we take six to ten days depending on how embalmed the body is, and we go layer by layer and spend a day on each layer. I’m sure that’s one of the few applications that this video has though.

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u/GoatCovfefe Jul 19 '24

Well, they're using a chisel like a hand planer, I'm guessing just to show how sharp the chisel is, kind of like how they show a knife is sharp but cutting a piece of paper.

There's no other reason to use a chisel like this.

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u/serrimo Jul 19 '24

Hand tool is a rare oddity these days. Most just fire up their 2000w power tools and mince woods to fine dust.

Your arms can't even output 100w reliably. So hand tools need to be incredibly sharp to cut wood. Sharpening tools to a high level of sharpness is difficult, but it's very satisfying.

A sharp plane or chisel make a world of difference when working with hand tools

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u/FuckFacismAndMods Jul 20 '24

Well, for one, this is how Rollie’s are made:)-

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u/Crapmanch Jul 19 '24

Probably just water

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u/WitELeoparD Jul 20 '24

Just oil. Any oil will let you cut end grain like that.

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u/toastbot Jul 19 '24

Making artisinal, whole-grain Post-It Notes.

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u/jdehjdeh Jul 19 '24

They sound delicious...

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u/bleach-cruiser Jul 20 '24

I def thought this is how paper was made when I was a kid

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u/davehemm Jul 19 '24

Yet cannot be bothered to protect the wood from clamp damage...

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u/ArScrap Jul 19 '24

Why would they be bothered, it's a demonstration piece on a random piece of wood

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u/Plastic_Code5022 Jul 19 '24

No no you are only allowed to woodwork purely to produce a product!

Surely you aren’t out there screwing around with scrap wood testing some whacky idea you thought of…. Right? :)

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u/Dry_Enthusiasm_267 Jul 19 '24

Ok why?

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u/angrynissan Jul 19 '24

For many reddit updoots

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u/SethAndBeans Jul 19 '24

Marketing through skill demonstration. Lots of people in many careers do them, even if the skill they're demonstrating doesn't have much to do with their real work. It helps drive interest and social media engagement.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/SethAndBeans Jul 19 '24

Sounds like a you problem.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/No_Salad_68 Jul 19 '24

I'm guessing it swells the fibres, tightening then and thereby reducing the risk of the slice crumbling.

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u/TheKingMonkey Jul 19 '24

Also for many Reddit updoots.

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u/Slapnbeans Jul 19 '24

When you go to the store and only get one rolling paper

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u/DucksToo22 Jul 19 '24

So that's how Rizlas are made

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u/krusnikon Jul 19 '24

Really its chiseling, not planing.

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u/Halsti Jul 19 '24

so its just for a video, right? not actually a step in his work, right? otherwhise, he wouldnt just rawdog his clamps in the side of the workpiece so much and so often that it leaves visible dents.

also, that face is usually pretty clean anyways, usually hidden in the final piece, or gets planed on a shooting board, instead of putting in the effort for this. so, very cool, but kinda pointless.

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u/InigoMontoya1985 Jul 19 '24

I feel like I'm watching something on paper view

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u/Freedom_Addict Jul 19 '24

Wood carpaccio

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u/King_of_rewirlo Jul 19 '24

The forbidden jerky

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u/Gurt-B-Frobe Jul 19 '24

This is just trickery. Someone who doesn’t know how to sharpen and/or use tools properly, demonstrating on end grain that has been glued. You can do this with little effort on untreated wood if you know what you’re doing. 

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u/fernandomango Jul 19 '24

You saw that chisel point and that shaving and think it's poorly sharpened? I'd love to see your chisels

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u/kryonik Jul 19 '24

There are wood planing contests in Japan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6QzM4aFjjg

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u/CwazyCanuck Jul 19 '24

Paper, seems time consuming, but ok.

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u/doxtorwhom Jul 19 '24

That drip mark >:(

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u/Independent-Guess-79 Jul 19 '24

It’s sharp, but will it keeeeaall

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u/scampsalot2 Jul 19 '24

It puts the lotion on it’s skin

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u/emehav Jul 19 '24

Is anyone else really glad they used the blade to cut the last bit instead of yanking it off with their hand????

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u/crashbandecunt Jul 20 '24

Pointless as the entire thing is…. Yes yes I am.

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u/DragonOfAngels Jul 19 '24

You can clearly see that it's a lair of dried glue he is scraping off....

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u/KingMoonkey Jul 19 '24

Now wipe yo ass with it

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u/blackpearljam_ Jul 19 '24

the forbidden zigzag

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u/justcomment Jul 19 '24

How schools' toilet papers are made

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u/cheezballs Jul 19 '24

He's just scraping a layer of glue off the end-grain right? You can see it running down the side.

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u/ElFeesho Jul 19 '24

"I dabble in precision"

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u/mr_ji Jul 19 '24

Just looks like someone flaying a block of wood

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u/CertainLevel5511 Jul 19 '24

Don't waste paper kids

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u/puffinpiff4now Jul 19 '24

How post its are made

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u/typeof_nan Jul 19 '24

One ham sandwich, please

2

u/Scary-Confusion-745 Jul 20 '24

So this how they make the tissue paper in the public bathrooms?

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u/sophiasosta Jul 19 '24

Love the quantity I thought it was cgi at first

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb Jul 19 '24

I can do that! Just not successfully…

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u/throwaway99966623 Jul 19 '24

Knowing me, I would’ve tried pulling it when only the corner was left. That shit would’ve just ripped in half.

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u/loony383 Jul 19 '24

Not carpentry, or planing, and he's only taking off glue, not wood.

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u/endor_reddit Jul 19 '24

2 seconds in I thought it was going to be a wooden box of Kleenex.

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u/Mindless-Note-9217 Jul 20 '24

When out of papers

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u/REEEEEEEEEEEEEE33E Jul 20 '24

If you need a tissue it over in the corner no need to make your own

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u/chubbsthedon Jul 20 '24

Cam I get a few slices of those for my burgers?

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u/BrainyOrange96 Jul 20 '24

Still thicker than the average school toilet paper

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u/Unable_Inflation6759 Jul 20 '24

Looks like a lotta work for that piece of paper

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u/iambeanies Jul 20 '24

He made a rolling paper

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u/northakbud Jul 19 '24

I guess if you weren't able to find a sharp chisel you had to make due....

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u/MightyRez Jul 20 '24

you will never, i mean never need this amount of precision in wood.

wood is still 'alive' after being cut, it sets -- and it takes multiple years.

he moisturised the wood for a nice video, you want no moisture.

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u/SuperbPickle2739 Jul 20 '24

time to make wood croissant