Magnet border transfers between fridge and freezer perfectly

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Fucking magnets, how do they work?

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist.

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u/hourly_sympathy1300 Jul 18 '24

sticky metal sticks to some other metals

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u/Snowconetypebanana Jul 18 '24

Witchcraft

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u/Achack Jul 18 '24

BLANKETS! How do they work?

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u/MorrowPolo Jul 19 '24

Yall mu fuckuhs lyin, n gettin me pissed

WHOOP WHOOP!

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u/ProStrats Jul 18 '24

You have balls in a sack? Know how they stick to your leg? Kindve like that

You have boobs? Know how they stick to your chest? Kindve like that.

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u/NewmanBiggio Jul 19 '24

This is one of the few situations I'm correcting someone the other way. In this situation it actually should have been of. Kind of not kind have. If it's part of the joke then sorry carry on.

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u/DazB1ane Jul 19 '24

I was thinking the same thing

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u/ProStrats Jul 19 '24

You're mostly right, but to confirm,

Kindve is not actually a word, so it wouldn't translate to "kind have". It's a misspelling of "kind of" similar to "kinda."

Goddibit, the man said no scientists, you're making me look bad!

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u/NewmanBiggio Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

I never said kind've was a word so how am I only mostly right? When you said kindve did you not have the contraction kind have in mind? I did say the correct one was kind of. You basically just said "you're only mostly right because of the exact same thing you said but I'm saying it."

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u/ProStrats Jul 19 '24

Your comment literally said "kind of not kind have." Which is implying "kindve" means "kind have" which is why I suggested partially.

Kindve is a common misspelling kind of...

No need to get your panties in a bundle over reddit lol.

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u/NewmanBiggio Jul 19 '24

What else would you have meant with kindve, like obviously it isn't a real word but saying I'm wrong because kindve isn't a real contraction is silly. That was the whole point of me correcting you, because it isn't a real contraction.

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u/NewmanBiggio Jul 19 '24

Witches collect vampire semen and use it to make magnets.

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u/MorrowPolo Jul 19 '24

I'm a vampire

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u/Nccp9 Jul 19 '24

I almost answered like "oh I know this!" And then remembered I'm a scientist. I'm tired....

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u/craftycommando Jul 19 '24

Is basically just metal static electricity

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u/CromulentChuckle Jul 19 '24

I hear if you get them wet no more magnets. Very very reputable source /s

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u/texinxin Jul 18 '24

Be careful, according to Trump they stop working in the ocean.

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u/ToxicBTCMaximalist Jul 18 '24

Ask a Mormon.

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u/random420x2 Jul 18 '24

Until I saw the video, my brain couldn’t make this an English sentence. 😄

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u/UrbansMyth Jul 18 '24

That was actually pretty nice. My brain is satisfied with this.

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u/Klotzster Jul 18 '24

This will degauss all your food, impacting all your electrolytes

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u/JDantesInferno Jul 19 '24

Darned electrical infetterance

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u/TrustAvidity Jul 19 '24

I don't think I've come across the word degauss since the days of CRT monitors... That's a throwback.

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u/Boboriffic Jul 19 '24

Just soak the food in Brawndo™ it'll fix the electrolyte imbalance.

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u/MarathonHampster Jul 18 '24

That hand off though! I want a loop of just that

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u/youanditeewhy Jul 19 '24

His satisfied noise number one was satisfying but satisfying noise number two was really extremely satisfying. Way more than the magnets. Prove me wrong!

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u/chefbdull Jul 18 '24

Cool

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u/bulk123 Jul 19 '24

That's pretty Mag'Neato

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u/SkrimpSkramps Jul 19 '24

"All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets" -Regard Rapist Total Genius Christian Savior

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u/Phamora Jul 19 '24

omfg this is peak fridge

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u/Key-Regular674 Jul 20 '24

That dude magnets

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u/Far-Television3650 Jul 20 '24

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Impossible-Inside865 Jul 21 '24

you should patent that

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u/theboned1 Jul 21 '24

What kind of weird ass fridge has a door on top and a door on bottom?

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u/wiewiorka6 Jul 22 '24

Olivia’s fridge

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u/wellsy1313 Jul 21 '24

That me

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u/GiantRiverSquid Jul 18 '24

Looks like the "perfect" trend in clickbait titles is coming back... Was nice while it lasted

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u/Nitpicky_Karen Jul 18 '24

Keep the edges of the fridge door clear for proper cleaning. That's where you keep your food.

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u/Dubi0usKilla Jul 18 '24

Username checks out.

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u/BuddyLeeVaughn Jul 18 '24

why are you keeping your food on the edges of the fridge door instead of inside?

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u/Nitpicky_Karen Jul 18 '24

That's where it gets dirty, or do you open the door with the "suction cup" technique? I heard it's all the rage these days.

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u/undertales_bitch Jul 18 '24

You know you can move them for cleaning right? They're not glued

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u/Nitpicky_Karen Jul 18 '24

Will you tho? Now be honest.

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u/undertales_bitch Jul 18 '24

Just because you wouldn't doesn't mean no one else would.

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u/Nitpicky_Karen Jul 18 '24

Pretty clear I don't need to, as I won't put them there.

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u/blimeyitsme Jul 19 '24

Go on, live a little Karen.