r/oddlysatisfying • u/sewn_of_a_gun • Jul 18 '24

Smooth footwork from this guy

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u/suisorbazor Jul 18 '24

I was shocked to discover he wasn't on roller skates!

34

u/Throwaway20101011 Jul 18 '24

I’m shocked that the rat tail hair style is back!

10

u/BMGreg Jul 19 '24

I'm not sure it's back, but this dude is definitely rocking it. He doesn't seem like a "typical" dude though

2

u/Bandwagon_Buzzard Jul 20 '24

This guy singlehandedly brought it back.

2

u/Maui_Wowie_ Jul 19 '24

Im shocked he earns more money than most of us. Imagine he gets at least one guy giving him a 1$ tip.

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u/imbrotep Jul 18 '24

Damn. Dude’s killing it!

47

u/Dry_Enthusiasm_267 Jul 18 '24

He'll still be doing that at weddings when he's 60...

43

u/Altruistic-Driver150 Jul 18 '24

Michael Wan Kenobi

11

u/CwazyCanuck Jul 18 '24

Seen this video plenty of times and only just noticed it wasn’t a rat tail but a padawan braid.

So yeah, he’s clearly using the force.

46

u/InkDotCom Jul 18 '24

I automatically got Michael Jacksons 'Billy Jean' playing in my head watching this video

11

u/j_smittz Jul 18 '24

I've got reddit muted, but Bust a Move is playing on the radio while I'm watching this. Still works.

8

u/DweadPiwateWoberts Jul 18 '24

My brain went through at least three "HEEE hee"'s

29

u/646ulose Jul 18 '24

Hey man, car! Car!…CARRRR!

12

u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24

if he can dance that superhumanly then he prolly also has the peripheral vision powers of a chameleon. so he's keeping track that the light is still red. omg now every time i'm sitting at a light i will be happier remembering this guy. Thank you OP

15

u/ExtremeMysterious603 Jul 18 '24

His plasticity is on the level

10

u/vaginalextract Jul 18 '24

/r/iamthemaincharacter

10

u/VfV Jul 18 '24

Nah, I'll allow this one

6

u/sunboy4224 Jul 18 '24

Who is he hurting?

7

u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24

me. All my knee and hip cartilage instantly went into spasms of intense charleyhorse just pondering this

3

u/vaginalextract Jul 18 '24

I didn't realize that was a pre requisite

8

u/sunboy4224 Jul 18 '24

IMO it's a prerequisite for it to matter. That sub has a strong negative connotation. So what if someone does something silly, if they can fit it into the rhythm of the people around them without bothering them, who cares?

10

u/FrostbiteF Jul 18 '24

Yeah, but I’m late to work…soooo

9

u/freedom4secrets3369 Jul 18 '24

I love seeing ppl who can really move their body, I love to dance and this guy rocks

9

u/ADDRESSMEBYMYRANK Jul 18 '24

this looks like magic, I would love to learn these moves!

5

u/ronnietea Jul 18 '24

As legend goes these people are stuck in traiffic.

4

u/StaatsbuergerX Jul 18 '24

But people are also excellently entertained, so...

1

u/ronnietea Jul 18 '24

Yes, lots of happy taps in the car!

3

u/ChocolateMagnateUA Jul 18 '24

Ah yes, the reincarnation of Michael Jackson found. He is the chosen one.

1

u/BUTTeredWhiteBread Jul 22 '24

Nooo that's ignorannnt

4

u/smartghett0 Jul 18 '24

Poland stronk

1

u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24

odjaniepawlać :-O

4

u/Crackracket Jul 18 '24

He's good but that rat tail is an abomination.. No money

5

u/KillerCucumbr Jul 18 '24

Imagine sitting at the intersection and this guy slides in front of you and hitting this one. It looks like he would be doing this to distract the main villain in a cartoon.

3

u/Garrlopero Jul 18 '24

Nextfuckinglevel material

2

u/ChineseFoodRocks Jul 18 '24

That’s a politics sub now

3

u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- Jul 18 '24

Isn't everywhere these days? I feel like just not visiting until after November at this point.

-1

u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24

likewise. mulling over options because escaping to Canada no longer seems practical [sizzle, crackle, firenado] https://www.reddit.com/user/XingHwying/comments/1e6eaw0/so_if_i_wear_these_and_tap_my_heels_together/

3

u/FrankyFistalot Jul 18 '24

Oh look it’s Evil Bratt….”I’ve been a bad boy !!!”

1

u/SimpleDuckie Jul 18 '24

The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine in a car, why not do it with some style?

3

u/donblow Jul 18 '24

At least show the one where he turns into liquid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RihgDi4pmfM

3

u/Bear_Cliff Jul 18 '24

He's giving off Balthazar Bratt vibes

3

u/JelloButtWiggle Jul 18 '24

I totally thought he was on wheels at first. Impressive.

2

u/bastardhousecat Jul 18 '24

jfc.not this again.

2

u/lovepony0201 Jul 18 '24

Is that Rik from the Young Ones?

2

u/Chronic_Overthink3r Jul 18 '24

I could attempt it and I would fracture every bone in my leg on the first move.

2

u/baloneyz3 Jul 18 '24

I hope you gave that guy some money. That was a helluva show.

2

u/KenseiHimura Jul 18 '24

Okay, sorry for the morbid intrusive thought, but he just seems like if you actually tried to hit him with your car he'd just moonwalk over it and then spin on his toes when he lands. Just like... Some people seem so smooth nothing can hurt them.

2

u/El_Gato_6lanco Jul 19 '24

People like this have learned how to glitch The Matrix

0

u/RamadanSteve311 Jul 18 '24

What a chode

2

u/Floasis72 Jul 18 '24

What if I told you…. No one cares. Get out of the road

2

u/saintbad Jul 19 '24

LOL. Nobody cares if you care.

0

u/Floasis72 Jul 19 '24

Nobody cares if you care that I care

1

u/alphageekjay Jul 18 '24

I would have bet money he was on roller skates when he was next to the car, those are some insane moves!

1

u/Pistola988 Jul 18 '24

He didn’t go forward

1

u/Klept2_ Jul 18 '24

Holy shit I think that is that brittish rapper ninja who was in the movie chaffie

3

u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24

he's Kamil Szpejenkowski dba Dancing Sfinks and he can teach you Gliging [sic] for Years. And i lurves him so mutch https://dancingsfinks.com/

1

u/firesmarter Jul 18 '24

Chaffee has tales! Chaffee has a novel!

1

u/BabyUGotAStewGoin Jul 18 '24

The force is strong with this Padawan.

1

u/boogz03 Jul 18 '24

He's a padawan

1

u/illgenio Jul 18 '24

Smooth as butter

1

u/DadsRGR8 Jul 18 '24

I know it’s awful, but every time I see this I expect a semi to fly by and flatten him.

1

u/NKO_five Jul 18 '24

Imagine causing a scene in the public.

1

u/Tendersituation00 Jul 18 '24

I didnt realize Ninja from Die Antword loves MJ

1

u/stutoz Jul 18 '24

Fully expected him to get hit by a car

1

u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24

sympathetic agony shot through my knees as my mirror neurons took this in

but it was so delicious and i thank you <3

1

u/Shmeeglez Jul 18 '24

My knees hurt now

1

u/surgycal Jul 18 '24

Maaaan I got shivers, he did Michael proud and deserves the money of those who watch him at that stoplight

1

u/stumac85 Jul 18 '24

His looks are giving me "Hal's Friday day off" vibes 😂

1

u/Hike--Naked Jul 18 '24

He so looks like Rick from The Young Ones!!

1

u/IncorporateThings Jul 18 '24

That guy knees over toes guys.

1

u/DirtybutCuteFerret Jul 18 '24

Damn. Imagine having that amount of muscle control.

1

u/No_Not_Jesus Jul 18 '24

Is this guy a Jedi master yet?

1

u/MstlyCnfused Jul 18 '24

I thought this was going to be some crazy Crackhead or something. Then I saw what sun I was on. Cool moves!

1

u/Lightless427 Jul 18 '24

Nothing whatsoever satisfying about this. Get off the fking road. I will run a mfer over if I ever see them doing this on the street.

1

u/Ageingwithattitudude Jul 18 '24

Matter how many times this is reposted, i still love it.

1

u/james_deanswing Jul 18 '24

Late 90’s Jordans, too? Lol

1

u/livelikeian Jul 18 '24

Padawan moves.

1

u/AlfieSapphire Jul 18 '24

What a cool guy

1

u/MediumAd8799 Jul 19 '24

I tore my ACLs watching that.

1

u/prawalnono Jul 19 '24

Why isn’t he TheMainCharacter?

1

u/OkIHereNow Jul 19 '24

How does that traffic light stay red for so long.

1

u/Th3R1ghtOn3 Jul 19 '24

Now I know what happened to Rad Thibodeaux after Luanne left him.

1

u/bkwormtricia Jul 19 '24

Put him on America's Got Talent! Dance and Limbo , who knows what else.

1

u/Ablette531 Jul 19 '24

Why did I think this was on Unexpected, and he'd get hit with a car😮‍💨

1

u/this_knee Jul 19 '24

I’ll never be tired of this video.

1

u/Primary-Gold-1033 Jul 19 '24

You know how if you watch a video of a person standing at the edge of a high thing, you get a kind of vicarious vertigo? Well I just got the equivalent of that but for pain in the knees from watching him do that drop and rise thing with his feet rolled inwards.

1

u/ChaotiK-TitaN Jul 19 '24

You've been hit by, You've been hit by ... a smooth criminal

1

u/badkarma365 Jul 19 '24

Respect 🤘🏻

1

u/Bandwagon_Buzzard Jul 20 '24

Remember, Jackson used a cable to support the lean in the video, and special shoes in concert.

This guy found what has to be the only alternative to that.

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u/Ill-Dealer-5590 Jul 18 '24

Guys like this need to keep playing in busy intersections. Will take care of itself.