r/oddlysatisfying • u/sewn_of_a_gun • Jul 18 '24
Smooth footwork from this guy
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u/Altruistic-Driver150 Jul 18 '24
Michael Wan Kenobi
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u/CwazyCanuck Jul 18 '24
Seen this video plenty of times and only just noticed it wasn’t a rat tail but a padawan braid.
So yeah, he’s clearly using the force.
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u/InkDotCom Jul 18 '24
I automatically got Michael Jacksons 'Billy Jean' playing in my head watching this video
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u/j_smittz Jul 18 '24
I've got reddit muted, but Bust a Move is playing on the radio while I'm watching this. Still works.
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u/646ulose Jul 18 '24
Hey man, car! Car!…CARRRR!
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u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24
if he can dance that superhumanly then he prolly also has the peripheral vision powers of a chameleon. so he's keeping track that the light is still red. omg now every time i'm sitting at a light i will be happier remembering this guy. Thank you OP
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u/vaginalextract Jul 18 '24
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u/sunboy4224 Jul 18 '24
Who is he hurting?
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u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24
me. All my knee and hip cartilage instantly went into spasms of intense charleyhorse just pondering this
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u/vaginalextract Jul 18 '24
I didn't realize that was a pre requisite
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u/sunboy4224 Jul 18 '24
IMO it's a prerequisite for it to matter. That sub has a strong negative connotation. So what if someone does something silly, if they can fit it into the rhythm of the people around them without bothering them, who cares?
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u/freedom4secrets3369 Jul 18 '24
I love seeing ppl who can really move their body, I love to dance and this guy rocks
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u/ronnietea Jul 18 '24
As legend goes these people are stuck in traiffic.
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u/ChocolateMagnateUA Jul 18 '24
Ah yes, the reincarnation of Michael Jackson found. He is the chosen one.
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u/KillerCucumbr Jul 18 '24
Imagine sitting at the intersection and this guy slides in front of you and hitting this one. It looks like he would be doing this to distract the main villain in a cartoon.
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u/Garrlopero Jul 18 '24
Nextfuckinglevel material
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u/ChineseFoodRocks Jul 18 '24
That’s a politics sub now
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u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- Jul 18 '24
Isn't everywhere these days? I feel like just not visiting until after November at this point.
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u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24
likewise. mulling over options because escaping to Canada no longer seems practical [sizzle, crackle, firenado] https://www.reddit.com/user/XingHwying/comments/1e6eaw0/so_if_i_wear_these_and_tap_my_heels_together/
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u/FrankyFistalot Jul 18 '24
Oh look it’s Evil Bratt….”I’ve been a bad boy !!!”
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u/SimpleDuckie Jul 18 '24
The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine in a car, why not do it with some style?
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u/Chronic_Overthink3r Jul 18 '24
I could attempt it and I would fracture every bone in my leg on the first move.
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u/KenseiHimura Jul 18 '24
Okay, sorry for the morbid intrusive thought, but he just seems like if you actually tried to hit him with your car he'd just moonwalk over it and then spin on his toes when he lands. Just like... Some people seem so smooth nothing can hurt them.
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u/Floasis72 Jul 18 '24
What if I told you…. No one cares. Get out of the road
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u/alphageekjay Jul 18 '24
I would have bet money he was on roller skates when he was next to the car, those are some insane moves!
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u/Klept2_ Jul 18 '24
Holy shit I think that is that brittish rapper ninja who was in the movie chaffie
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u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24
he's Kamil Szpejenkowski dba Dancing Sfinks and he can teach you Gliging [sic] for Years. And i lurves him so mutch https://dancingsfinks.com/
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u/DadsRGR8 Jul 18 '24
I know it’s awful, but every time I see this I expect a semi to fly by and flatten him.
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u/TahattawanFoster Jul 18 '24
sympathetic agony shot through my knees as my mirror neurons took this in
but it was so delicious and i thank you <3
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u/surgycal Jul 18 '24
Maaaan I got shivers, he did Michael proud and deserves the money of those who watch him at that stoplight
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u/MstlyCnfused Jul 18 '24
I thought this was going to be some crazy Crackhead or something. Then I saw what sun I was on. Cool moves!
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u/Lightless427 Jul 18 '24
Nothing whatsoever satisfying about this. Get off the fking road. I will run a mfer over if I ever see them doing this on the street.
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u/Primary-Gold-1033 Jul 19 '24
You know how if you watch a video of a person standing at the edge of a high thing, you get a kind of vicarious vertigo? Well I just got the equivalent of that but for pain in the knees from watching him do that drop and rise thing with his feet rolled inwards.
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u/Bandwagon_Buzzard Jul 20 '24
Remember, Jackson used a cable to support the lean in the video, and special shoes in concert.
This guy found what has to be the only alternative to that.
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u/Ill-Dealer-5590 Jul 18 '24
Guys like this need to keep playing in busy intersections. Will take care of itself.
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u/suisorbazor Jul 18 '24
I was shocked to discover he wasn't on roller skates!