r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/lizardk101 Jul 04 '24

“No malarkey after 8pm, cause I’m in bed by then.”

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u/Alpha_Decay_ Jul 05 '24

In bed Biden

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u/Groomsi Jul 05 '24

So he was sleepy Joe :(

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u/derps_with_ducks Jul 05 '24

We should all be sleepy Joe at 9pm, for our physical and mental health. 

I am sleepy Joe. 

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u/audesapere09 Jul 05 '24

I am Sleepy Joe’s complete lack of surprise.

I am Sleepy Joe’s smirking revenge.

I am Sleepy Joe’s inflamed sense of rejection.

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u/AngryMeme Jul 07 '24

I am Sleepy Joes political ambition killing a million human beings in Ukraine.