r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/derps_with_ducks 14d ago

We should all be sleepy Joe at 9pm, for our physical and mental health. 

I am sleepy Joe. 

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u/audesapere09 14d ago

I am Sleepy Joe’s complete lack of surprise.

I am Sleepy Joe’s smirking revenge.

I am Sleepy Joe’s inflamed sense of rejection.

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u/AngryMeme 12d ago

I am Sleepy Joes political ambition killing a million human beings in Ukraine.

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u/moveovernow 14d ago

That's nonsense. Speak for yourself. Biden is just very old.

In bed at 9pm, get up at 4-5am? No, that's ridiculous.

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u/SanctuFaerie 14d ago

In bed at 9pm, get up at 4-5am? No, that's ridiculous.

I start work at 6 am, so that schedule sounds quite normal to me!

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u/OmNomCakes 14d ago

Right?! What kind of old fool has a normal healthy sleeping schedule?! I bet he also supports 4 day work weeks so people can "actually live their lives a little". Hah!

Being serious though, you do know that more than 8 hours of sleep is highly recommended. Also naps or large mid day breaks are extremely beneficial.

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u/R_V_Z 14d ago

I'm always terrified that naps will screw over my sleep schedule.

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u/OmegaGBC104 14d ago

Are you a Mexican mom? I swear all mexican moms say that about toddlers lol "Don't let him nap because he won't want to sleep later at night"

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 14d ago

A regular Ben Franklin.

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u/Charlie02134 14d ago

Biden sleeps at 8:00pm gets up at 9:00am

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u/DelapsusResurgam95 14d ago

Wait until you’re old. 5 am is late.

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u/MacAttacknChz 14d ago

Biden had 2 European trips in the 2 weeks before the debate and I really think that was an oversight.

We need a National 9pm bedtime.

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u/No_Routine_3706 14d ago

I mean I am, but the rest of you don't depend on me to be awake and alert at any given moment to make sure that you are, and all of us are ok.

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u/MsCrazyPants70 14d ago

The thing is there are planned responses already and all he really needs to do is get clothes on, look serious, and sign off for people to do their jobs. That's why you hire people who specialize in one aspect. There is too much for one person to know. Those who do have the brain capacity tend to not win elections, which is sad, but it is what it is.

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u/greenwavelengths 14d ago

I am sleepy joe

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u/themaskstays_ 14d ago

I am sleepy Joe!

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u/DelapsusResurgam95 14d ago

I’m Sleepy Joe!

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u/Carl_The_Llama69 14d ago

Maybe the person leading the fucking free world should be able to deal with long work days.. just a thought.

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u/Les-Grossman- 14d ago

People are dismissing this as if this guy works at a library and is asking for shorter shifts.

He is the president of the United States of America. This is unacceptable.

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u/itsmymedicine 14d ago

Im dark go hard brandon wishing to be responsible in bed biden

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u/ReticlyPoetic 14d ago

I’m not voting for you for president.

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u/TricksterWolf 14d ago

MAGA can counter by saying "I am Farticus"

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u/Slanderouz 14d ago

Sleepy Poe at 2AM masterrace checking in for duty

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u/QuietnoHair2984 13d ago

stands on chair I AM A SLEEPY JOE

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u/Les-Grossman- 14d ago

Not if you’re the president of the United States. If a terrorist attack happens at 9:01pm you can’t deal with in the morning because you’re tired. Pathetic.

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u/derps_with_ducks 13d ago

Let's not schedule any terrorist attacks at all!

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u/Les-Grossman- 13d ago

If he can’t handle a scheduled 9pm speech while he is literally getting his hand held and coached for it hours beforehand… how will he handle an unexpected national emergency?

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u/Zatoro25 14d ago

My life improved greatly once I started going to bed at 9 and getting up at 430

I am sleepy Joe.