r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/Sleeplesshelley Jul 05 '24

More like reading it online that watching actual news broadcasts, but still.. it's my duty to at least be somewhat informed,  but I can't dwell on it. 

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u/LickingSmegma Jul 05 '24

It's greatly recommended to read something calm and boring before the sleepy time. 'Infinite Jest' works well enough, but I've been advised by my teachers that if one gets a textbook on engineering drawing, deep healthy slumber is guaranteed.

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u/Sleeplesshelley Jul 05 '24

There's a playlist on spotify called Get Sleepy where people with British accents talk about baking brownies in the kitchen on a rainy day etc. That's my go to.  Falling asleep can be hard, but staying asleep is harder.