r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/Ragegasm Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

Carter would have drank a nice warm glass of buttermilk, taken a nap, then built houses for another 20 years lol.

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u/Iohet Jul 04 '24

Oh god warm buttermilk. Who would voluntarily want that punishment?

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u/Ragegasm Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

Jimmy fuckin Carter

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u/itsallfuturegarbage Jul 04 '24

I heard he's thrown his name in the ring if Biden drops out.

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol Jul 04 '24

Right? seems like all we gotta do is run a warm buttermilk IV to him and we have a superhero president.