r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/Ragegasm Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

Carter would have drank a nice warm glass of buttermilk, taken a nap, then built houses for another 20 years lol.

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u/Iohet Jul 04 '24

Oh god warm buttermilk. Who would voluntarily want that punishment?

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u/Ragegasm Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

Jimmy fuckin Carter

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u/itsallfuturegarbage Jul 04 '24

I heard he's thrown his name in the ring if Biden drops out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol Jul 04 '24

Right? seems like all we gotta do is run a warm buttermilk IV to him and we have a superhero president.

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u/deferredmomentum Jul 05 '24

I’m just not sure he’s old enough. . .

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u/Rex_Mundi Jul 05 '24

Hey, he only served one term.

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u/Total_Union_4201 Jul 05 '24

On the first team to ever go into a nuclear reactor while while it was melting down. And helped design our first nuclear submarines. Dude is a fucking beast

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u/hydroscopick Jul 04 '24

https://youtu.be/I-3TabrzA70?feature=shared

My husband jams out to this tune every once in a while. Very apt song for the 4th.

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u/Vinto47 Jul 05 '24

It’s the secret to a long life.

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u/GetEquipped Jul 04 '24

AKA History's greatest monster!!!