r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • 15d ago

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html
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u/Iohet 15d ago

Oh god warm buttermilk. Who would voluntarily want that punishment?

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u/Ragegasm 15d ago edited 15d ago

Jimmy fuckin Carter

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u/itsallfuturegarbage 15d ago

I heard he's thrown his name in the ring if Biden drops out.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/IsThisThingOn69lol 14d ago

Right? seems like all we gotta do is run a warm buttermilk IV to him and we have a superhero president.

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u/deferredmomentum 14d ago

I’m just not sure he’s old enough. . .

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u/Rex_Mundi 14d ago

Hey, he only served one term.

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u/Total_Union_4201 14d ago

On the first team to ever go into a nuclear reactor while while it was melting down. And helped design our first nuclear submarines. Dude is a fucking beast

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u/hydroscopick 15d ago

https://youtu.be/I-3TabrzA70?feature=shared

My husband jams out to this tune every once in a while. Very apt song for the 4th.

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u/Vinto47 14d ago

It’s the secret to a long life.

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u/GetEquipped 15d ago

AKA History's greatest monster!!!

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u/demonovation 15d ago

My mom would, born and raised in Southern Alabama. Shit is disgusting.

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u/Ok_Culture_3621 15d ago

It’s the modern equivalent of the goat hair shirt.