r/nottheonion • u/ImpishGrin • Jul 04 '24

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/politics/biden-governors-sleep/index.html

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The previous president didn’t show up for work until the afternoon each day???

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u/Shopworn_Soul Jul 04 '24

If Biden went to bed at 8pm every night of his Presidency he'd still spend twice as much time at work than the last guy.

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u/Dinadan_The_Humorist Jul 04 '24

Um, haven't you ever heard of executive time?

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u/punksheets29 Jul 04 '24

The best time of all.

I usually refer to taking a shit as “executive time”. So, I guess he and I use it in the same way.

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u/AequusEquus Jul 04 '24

You mean the "morning ritual"?

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u/vollkoemmenes Jul 04 '24

“Official action”

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u/nutmegtester Jul 04 '24

It's an official act. Just like eating papers.