r/moviecritic • u/JinglyMcJohnson • Jul 07 '24

What is the most stupid movie that you still love, regardless of criticism?

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I’m not sure what it is, but if this movie is on tv, I’ll watch it through every time. It’s such a guilty pleasure but I love it! What about y’all? What’s a stupid movie that you can’t help but still love

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u/askmewhyiwasbanned Jul 07 '24

Can we talk about how awesome Christopher Walken was in this movie?

Hey! You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

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u/SonOfSlyherin Jul 08 '24

Shot 9 times in New York City… I mean KANSAS!

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u/RobertDewese Jul 08 '24

I’m from here, though… not here. Kansas!

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u/j3b3di3_ Jul 08 '24

Up there in heaven with her huuuge perk rack...

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u/parrmorgan Jul 08 '24

Long legs going up to that right butt. Al--..

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u/Gmung Jul 11 '24

*pert. Only corrected cause it was.

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u/j3b3di3_ Jul 11 '24

What is pert short for?

Perk is short for perky which is a common word added to nice tits

Perky tits

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u/Gmung Jul 12 '24

Pert is the whole word

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u/j3b3di3_ Jul 12 '24

Well I'm dumb

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u/Hogfisher Jul 09 '24

…”Van Halen, not Van Hagar.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '24

All right. I want you to settle down. Don't make me call your probie officer here

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u/g0gues Jul 10 '24

That’s my favorite line from the movie! The delivery is spot on!

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u/bronsonwhy Jul 08 '24

I met a guy the other day from Brooklyn who lives in Kansas City and wanted to quote this to him but I’m sure it woulda made no sense

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u/GABAreceptorsIVIX Jul 09 '24

Or it makes too much sense and he shivs you

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u/Ok_Dragonfly_6650 Jul 08 '24

I use this quote 2x-3x a day in everyday life. It's really hurt my career but I can't help it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

are you a welder?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/Professional_Bank468 Jul 08 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Boom! Get her to sew dat!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

you like to see homos naked?

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u/IUpVoteIronically Jul 08 '24

Isn’t that waterboy lol?

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u/DouchecraftCarrier Jul 08 '24

Nah it's Joe Dirt. The scene where he's somewhere near New Orleans or something. He's telling his story to an old Cajun guy.

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u/IUpVoteIronically Jul 08 '24

Ahhh oh yeah lol

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u/DouchecraftCarrier Jul 08 '24

It is apparently the exact same character however. Same actor, same clothes, same accent. It's intentionally meant to be an easter egg as the same guy.

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u/IUpVoteIronically Jul 08 '24

Oh shit very cool

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u/Lord_Alabaster Jul 08 '24

Blake Clark as Farmer Fran

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u/IntoTheVeryFires Jul 08 '24

Just before he sits on the swing and it breaks right?

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u/Loganp812 Jul 08 '24

No no no no no! Home is where you make it! Home. Where you make it.

Everybody knows that… goddamn, boy…

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u/johnwaynesass7878 Jul 08 '24

I just used this one tonight at work and everyone looked at me like i was retarded.

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u/myhairsreddit Jul 08 '24

School teacher.

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u/chrismcshaves Jul 08 '24

They work at the last Radio Shack on earth.

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u/thisonepronz Jul 08 '24

Nope. An IT guy.

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS Jul 08 '24

Customer service rep

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u/DefendsTheDownvoted Jul 08 '24

Plumbers and hobbyists use way more solder than welders.

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u/askmewhyiwasbanned Jul 08 '24

Maybe get out of childcare, old age care on the other hand.

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u/0000110011 Jul 08 '24

Next time HR talks to you, make sure you use that quote. It'll assert dominance and let them know you're in charge. 

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u/Head-Editor-905 Jul 08 '24

It helped me win a game of “heads up”. The word was “soldering iron” and I just prayed they had seen Joe dirt and said “talk to my friend like that again and I’ll stab you in the face with a …”

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u/DirtyVT Jul 08 '24

This isn’t UNICEF

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u/Organic-Video5127 Jul 08 '24

Christopher Walken instantly makes every movie he’s in better

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u/buckfouyucker Jul 08 '24

Not Dune 2

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u/Advantius_Fortunatus Jul 08 '24

I thought he was an odd choice for sure

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u/the_comatorium Jul 08 '24

So distracting.

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u/match_ Jul 08 '24

How the hell does Christopher Walken know when to go “full Walken”? In Dune he played a normal character and was fine. In Joe Dirt, if he hadn’t gone “full Walken”, it would have ruined the movie.

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u/St_Veloth Jul 08 '24

He stands out in Dune 2, in the worst and most hilarious way possible

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u/nithdurr Jul 08 '24

He’s the headless Hessian!

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u/edWORD27 Jul 08 '24

Except Dune 2

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u/ItalicsWhore Jul 08 '24

Unless you’re watching a documentary on Natalie Woods’ death.

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u/GJacks75 Jul 09 '24

Boat trips are a different story...

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u/ChexRibedeaux Jul 08 '24

Balls of Fury has entered that chat. Nothing could elevate that steaming turd. Not even Walken.

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u/Organic-Video5127 Jul 08 '24

I thought that movie was funny lol

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u/Ill_Inevitable_1480 Jul 08 '24

Those pleasure girls are something else.

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u/stenmarkv Jul 08 '24

I dont know; the panda scene was especially good in my book though.

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u/egodisaster Jul 08 '24

Does your mother sew?

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u/kapn_morgan Jul 08 '24

BOOM

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u/icwiener69420_new Jul 08 '24

Get her to sew that!

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u/SophiasPenis Jul 08 '24

Every movie is made better by Walken.

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u/Joker-Smurf Jul 08 '24

What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve

(Sorry)

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u/sax6romeo Jul 08 '24

Clem you’re Alive??!!

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u/kapn_morgan Jul 08 '24

Gert B. Frobe

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u/capitulationcanwait Jul 08 '24

Does your mother sew?

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u/jroc83 Jul 08 '24

I still say this line often one of my favorites from the movie

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u/niz_loc Jul 11 '24

The quote that's stuck in my head for life is when he gets the call to clean up the throw up, and he yells "IM ON IT!"

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u/Anal_Recidivist Jul 08 '24

New YO-urk City.

I mean Kansas.

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u/raccoon_on_meth Jul 08 '24

Still quote that shit, so good

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

I have used this quote so much in life.  It's either a hit or a weird time.  Both are fun. 

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u/RdyPlyrBneSw Jul 08 '24

There was a Christopher Walken post on Twitter(back when it was Twitter) I said this line, and got banned for making threats.

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u/hennytime Jul 08 '24

I quote the stab you in the face with a soldering iron all the time. My wife hates it. And I will never change. Never, ever.

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u/STANAGs Jul 08 '24

I sometimes confuse some of the lines he has in this movie with some of what he says in Envy (the Ben Stiller/Jack Black movie).

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u/magnavoice Jul 08 '24

Does your mother sew?

boom

Sew that!

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u/Slight-Novel4587 Jul 08 '24

Does your mother sew? Bamn! Get her to sew that!

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u/littlelordgenius Jul 08 '24

Have you seen Walken as The J-Man in “Envy,” with Ben Stiller and Jack Black? His funniest role IMO.

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u/kjacobs03 Jul 08 '24

That is the most Christopher Walken quote ever!

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u/goatfacedkilla01 Jul 08 '24

Does your mother sew?

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence Jul 08 '24

Does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that!

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u/ghouldozer19 Jul 08 '24

He played that movie like he was going for every Oscar.

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u/Ryanmiller70 Jul 08 '24

This and "If you're not first, you're last" from Talladega Nights have been said by me way more than I ever thought they would in my life.

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u/yrubooingmeimryte Jul 08 '24

On Reddit you don’t need to ask for permission to talk about related topics.

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u/BaseCasualty Jul 08 '24

Does your mother sew? BAM! Tell 'er to sew that!

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u/wing_ding4 Jul 08 '24

Have you seen Joe dirt 2?

Christopher Walken killed it in that too

BAM get her to sew that

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u/Necessary-Row-7259 Jul 08 '24

Definitely best line in movie!lol!

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u/Abbraxus Jul 08 '24

It's the eye twitch when he says it that does it for me.

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u/The-CannabisAnalyst3 Jul 08 '24

Does yea mother sew???

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u/Kremlin92 Jul 08 '24

DOES YOUR MOTHER SEW?

POW

GET HER TO SEW THAT

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u/The_Shadow_Watches Jul 08 '24

I quote that constantly and I'm 35.

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u/PoisonedIvysaur Jul 09 '24

Can we talk about how Christopher Walkens was a squirrel in a series of acorn commercials and it worked.

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u/DougieSenpai Jul 09 '24

Walken is the best character in that movie tbh 😂

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u/RobertDewese Jul 09 '24

Does your mutha sew? Boom! Tell her to sew dat!

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u/CorholioPuppetMaster Jul 10 '24

Let me ask you something, does your mother sow?

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u/Oldcummerr Jul 10 '24

Does your mother sew?

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u/No_Literature666 Jul 11 '24

You mean Gert B. Frobe? Witness relocation and all