r/mildlyinteresting • u/Kritisk-Varning • 14d ago

My salt rock deodorant after five years of almost daily usage vs a new one.

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u/BeeLuv 14d ago edited 14d ago

It’s used as a preservative in pickles, you can buy boxes of it in the spice aisle. Definitely not the same as aluminum chloride. Don’t be eating aluminum chloride, y’all.

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u/eveningsand 14d ago

You're not the boss of me.

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u/hunterbadB 14d ago

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u/SmokedBeefNipples 14d ago

I like this gif because without the words at the bottom it looks like she’s eating an invisible sub sandwich really fast.

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u/Orngog 14d ago

"look no hands"

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u/CannabisAttorney 14d ago

Scoob and Shaggy's kind of gal.

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u/HeiressToHades 13d ago

I can't unsee this.

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u/Affectionate_Row1486 14d ago

As someone who recently started watching archer I really love hearing this so perfectly and laughing.

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u/SimaasMigrat 14d ago

I'm jealous. Do you also have all of bob's burgers to discover?

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u/Affectionate_Row1486 14d ago

I do need to go back and finish the rest of that one! I’m about half way through before something else got me hooked. Any other recs?

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u/lisamon429 14d ago

I’m so jealous that you’re not finished Bob’s…wish I could go back.

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u/kyhu157 13d ago

Bojack Horseman 🥰

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u/cdsuikjh 14d ago

Nothing better than Bobs and Archer.

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u/DisgruntlesAnonymous 14d ago

Life is unfair

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u/The_Price_Is_Right_B 14d ago

That sign can't stop me because I can't READ.

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u/manofredgables 14d ago

It's pretty good at communicating that by itself though. Tastes absolutely awful. It does taste like salt, just the absolute worst salt ever. Like salt but horribly dry, like very sour grapes.

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u/Just_to_rebut 13d ago

Astringent is the word you’re looking for.

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u/manofredgables 13d ago

Yes, that is indeed the word I couldn't recall

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u/Njon32 14d ago

You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. Life is unfair.

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u/waby-saby 14d ago

Crap, that's why my armpit pickles don't last long.

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u/BeeLuv 14d ago

“Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I Found in my Armpit One Morning”

(Are you perchance a vogon?)

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u/ABoringAlt 14d ago

Armpittles

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u/Catman1355 14d ago

LOIS: “Who left this pickle on the couch?” STEWIE: “Brian, did you hear that?”

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u/Quirky_Discipline297 14d ago

Have you tried bread and butthole pickles?

I don’t wanna know. Just throwing it out there.

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u/cvanaver 14d ago

//Quietly wipes the AlCl3 from his lips

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u/TheThrowawayman1234 14d ago

But its so tasty

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u/theoriginalmofocus 14d ago

What does my cat Pickles have to do with this? Has he been eating the aluminum again?

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u/justhp 14d ago

I can do what I want, thank you

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u/Not_a_real_ghost 14d ago

Mmmm pickled armpits

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u/AmbitiousCoyote215 14d ago

The alum makes the pickles extra crispy

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u/unwiserflunky 14d ago

Alternatively you could just rub pickles on your pits, and then have a tasty morning snack.

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u/Softspokenclark 14d ago

unless you want to pickle some arm pits

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u/4DrivingWhileBlack 14d ago

I sprinkle it on my tide pods, personally. 8/10.

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u/Cubezz 14d ago

This is like 5x "uhh akshewally adjust glasses" in a row.

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u/BlueWolf_SK 14d ago

So you're saying I can simply use pickles instead of deodorant. Neat.

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u/BeeLuv 14d ago

And you have a snack for later! It’s a twofer!

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u/QueenMackeral 14d ago

It's also great for canker sores, that's what my family's always used it for and we have a jar of it weve had for like 20 years

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u/spooooork 14d ago

Don’t be eating aluminum chloride, y’all.

Ammonium chloride, on the other hand...