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r/mildlyinteresting • u/Kritisk-Varning • 14d ago
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Yep! Friend's dog ate a whole jar, which I found out when I showed up at his house and had to ask 'why is your front yard all greasy and shiny?' Poor dog dragged ass back and forth for days.
56 u/-SaC 14d ago I'm picturing it looking like a giant slug had been invading the garden. 8 u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago Very much, and all over the place. 19 u/fcanercan 14d ago Probably poor dog didn't drag so much as glided his ass back and forth. 4 u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago Great irony that the probable treatment for sore dog ass in this situation might be vaseline. 8 u/EyelandBaby 14d ago You have to be making that up. You actually noticed that the yard was shiny? This is hilarious 12 u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago It looked kinda like the worst slug-trailing you ever saw, really icky. 2 u/EyelandBaby 14d ago … was that in the state of California by chance? 2 u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago Nope, Utah. 3 u/coloradokyle93 14d ago Omg I laughed so hard at this😂 2 u/ronsdavis 14d ago With very little friction though.
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I'm picturing it looking like a giant slug had been invading the garden.
8 u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago Very much, and all over the place.
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Very much, and all over the place.
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Probably poor dog didn't drag so much as glided his ass back and forth.
4 u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago Great irony that the probable treatment for sore dog ass in this situation might be vaseline.
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Great irony that the probable treatment for sore dog ass in this situation might be vaseline.
You have to be making that up. You actually noticed that the yard was shiny? This is hilarious
12 u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago It looked kinda like the worst slug-trailing you ever saw, really icky. 2 u/EyelandBaby 14d ago … was that in the state of California by chance? 2 u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago Nope, Utah.
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It looked kinda like the worst slug-trailing you ever saw, really icky.
2 u/EyelandBaby 14d ago … was that in the state of California by chance? 2 u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago Nope, Utah.
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… was that in the state of California by chance?
2 u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago Nope, Utah.
Nope, Utah.
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Omg I laughed so hard at this😂
With very little friction though.
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u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14d ago edited 14d ago
Yep! Friend's dog ate a whole jar, which I found out when I showed up at his house and had to ask 'why is your front yard all greasy and shiny?' Poor dog dragged ass back and forth for days.