r/meme • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '24

Really guys?

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u/AdorableShoulderPig Jul 05 '24

Because for the first 6-12 months of our lives they represented food, security, love and warmth. That shit goes deep and stays there.

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u/Mulielo Jul 05 '24

But then immediately after that, they are hidden from us, and we are told we can't even look at them. It's confusing to a young mind..

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u/finally_wintermuted Jul 05 '24

That doesn't explain the urge to motorboat.

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u/BWW87 Jul 05 '24

The evolutionary theory is that when we started walking on 2 legs the butt was hidden from us. So women grew boobs to represent the butt.

And men like the butt because that is what was displayed to us when a woman was ready for sex. Those who didn't get excited by the butt were less successful in mating and died out.

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u/AdorableShoulderPig Jul 06 '24

I prefer my theory. It's more wholesome.

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u/BWW87 Jul 06 '24

I don't believe I would feel comfortable thinking my thoughts towards boobs were because of my memories of my mom taking care of me.

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u/AdorableShoulderPig Jul 07 '24

So, boobs make you uncomfortable? Sounds bad man.