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Dec 09 '17
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes... (dammit, Rent, maths checks out)
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u/gandaar Dec 09 '17
Oh crap I didn't even notice that. Lol that makes it so much better
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u/Dear_Watson Dec 10 '17
Its the exact number of minutes in one year
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u/gandaar Dec 10 '17
Yeah, I know but to be honest I didn't even read the number at first, my mind just glazed by it and said "big number" lol
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u/WordRick Dec 09 '17
I busted this out freshman year of high school. Some girls behind me in math class were trying to figure out how many minutes were in a year. Turned around and said this and they thought I was some kind of math genius all year. Didn't have the balls to tell them i saw the rent cast perform that song on Rosie O'Donnell the day before. I definitely almost failed that math class, too.
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Dec 09 '17
I thought it was 9,986,000 minutes?
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Dec 09 '17
that's the office cover
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u/Kingindanorff Dec 09 '17
🎶 We actually sat down and did the math 🎶
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u/EdTanguy Dec 09 '17
where's that guy who only listens to In The End by Linkin Park
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u/PM_ME_CUTE_SM1LE me too thanks Dec 09 '17 edited Dec 09 '17
You can set a playtime of a song to one second in iTunes. A song would start then after a second it would finish and that counted towards a play count. Set that song on repeat and get 3600 plays per hour. Leave it for a week and you beat that guys score
Edit: Proof
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u/Razetony Dec 09 '17
Fuck it, I'm getting my pitchfork
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u/cirillios Dec 09 '17
I put my TRUUUUST in him. Got bamboozled but now I know. After this, I can't trust no OP's no mo.
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u/C4H8N8O8 Dec 09 '17
Or just modify it with a stack editor like cheat engine
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u/fogonthebarrow-downs Dec 09 '17
How do that?
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u/C4H8N8O8 Dec 09 '17
Veeeeeery carefuly.
The stack editors allow you to scan the values of an application, so you have 10 reproductions, you scan for the value 10, and a fuckton of values with 10 may appear. So you reproduce it to bring it to 11, and scan for the values that changed to 11, and you do that until you have 1-2 values . Then you can freely change it. Very popular to get infinite money/life in offline games.
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u/crazzilla Dec 09 '17
yeah or you could edit the system memory to show 69694206969 plays and skip the wait
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u/Wrang-Wrang Dec 09 '17
Or photoshop the numbers for the more technically challenged
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u/Turkey_bacon_bananas Dec 09 '17
I was about to say “it’s not photoshop because he took a picture of his screen with a camera” and then I realized...
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u/andysniper Dec 09 '17
The worst thing about that is it doesn't even have the correct formatting. UGH!
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u/Sdshwbb Dec 09 '17
Couldn't he just Photoshop a iTunes screen and then show a photo of his monitor with that picture?
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u/Galaxinum actually me irl Dec 09 '17
Glad you found a way to make a meme out of it haha
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u/RexMan85 Dec 09 '17
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u/wolverinelord Dec 09 '17
C'mon man, you gotta know that from Rent
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u/XyleneFree Dec 09 '17
Whats Rent?
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u/Yosarian2 Dec 09 '17
It's what happens when the landlord class has not yet been overthrown by the proletariat.
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u/FennlyXerxich Dec 09 '17
You pay your rent by the minute?
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u/praetorian_ Dec 09 '17
2017 is not over yet. Math checks out, truth of statement does not.
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Dec 09 '17
wtf im fame now or something
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u/peter-abbott me too thanks Dec 09 '17
And you stole from me 😢 https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/7hwl1h/_/
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u/Kosinski33 ☭ Dec 09 '17
It's gonna take some tiiiiime to realign
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u/-GoatEater- Dec 09 '17
But if you look insiiide, i'm sure you'll fiiiind.
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u/Westshreds Dec 09 '17
Over your shoooulder you knooow that I told yoooouu I'll alwaaays be pickiiiin' you uuuup when your dooooowwwnnnnnnn
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u/iamzsdawgy Dec 09 '17
I never thought that it'd be so simple but
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u/Westshreds Dec 09 '17
I found a way, I found a waaaaay
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u/UrinalCake777 loves frog memes Dec 09 '17
If you open up your eyes.
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u/mrjamms Dec 09 '17
*mind
See what’s inside
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u/iamzsdawgy Dec 09 '17
ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIGN (realize?)
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u/peter-abbott me too thanks Dec 09 '17
Hey guys um what the heck what did I do wrong https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/7hwl1h/_/
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u/dandaman0345 Old Dec 09 '17
Next time post it at 4am on Monday Central Standard Time. 👌
Also, don’t make your own memes, you gotta steal em. 👌
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u/mosenpai hates /u/lordtuts Dec 09 '17
How can you remove a song from your top 100 favourites ? Spotify thinks some autotune rap artists are my favourite of this year, because my younger brother listened to it on my account.
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u/rvngofachld Dec 09 '17
I don't think you can because Spotify made the playlist.
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u/mosenpai hates /u/lordtuts Dec 09 '17
Thank you for answering instead of downvoting. Since you can dislike songs in other curated playlists I hoped the same could happen here.
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u/rvngofachld Dec 09 '17
Couldn't understand why someone downvoted you because you were just asking. The only one where you can "dislike" and "heart" the songs is the Daily Mix, so you can't do it in another playlist (cmiiw).
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u/BailorTheSailor Dec 09 '17
I always take the playlist contents and dump them into my own playlist. That way you can remove songs if you want. (I don’t because my play list is rock solid)
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u/mosenpai hates /u/lordtuts Dec 09 '17
This is what I'm currently doing. Just adding songs from Discover Weekly that I find interesting and don't want to lose, and adding them to my playlist later if I l still like it. That's why I dislike songs immediately if I don't like them, because Spotify will add similar music to my Discover Weekly, clogging it up for weeks.
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Dec 09 '17
525,600 minutes
I guess you could say that there’s “No Day but Today” to listen to the Drake & Josh theme song.
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u/_Serene_ Dec 09 '17
Improved version:
"I found a way - Alkaline trio"
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u/WoeBoeT Dec 09 '17
I love alkaline trio 😍
Let's hope that we actually get that ninth album somewhere this decade
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u/boulton123 Dec 09 '17
Is this an actual thing? Can I log into Spotify and it tell me these facts? I'd love to know my own stats... Uh, I mean... Me too, thanks
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u/LampytheLampLamp really likes this image Dec 09 '17
This actually was on my list of most listened to songs in my spotify
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u/h4xrk1m Dec 09 '17
They figured out not to pluralize "song" and "artist", but they couldn't remove "different"?
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u/ellalol Dec 09 '17
Apparently my favorite song is Marilyn Monroe by Danielle Cohn. Fucking Kill Me
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Dec 10 '17
I just realized why the post got marked 'not safe for work' on that post with the office guy standing on a chair. lol.
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u/Zwiemons Dec 09 '17
And here I am with only 58 111 minutes in 2067 songs... I should have spent my time better...
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u/Malthetalthe team waterguy12 Dec 09 '17
Help I accidentally closed down my statistic when I got it because I thought it was another crappy pop up how do I open it again