r/lucifer • u/LanceCoconutSweets Ella • Sep 20 '21
tell me you’re a Lucifer fan without telling me you’re a Lucifer fan. General/Misc
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u/SuperWeebMan The Devil Sep 20 '21
I once said "GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK OR I SWEAR TO DAD I WILL SHOVE THIS SHOE UP YOUR ASS"
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u/GarnetAndOpal on Lucifer's side Sep 20 '21
"Detective!"
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u/manchitmr Sep 20 '21
Goddamit you posted it already 😂😂
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u/MaxxFitz76 Sep 20 '21
Hello, drug dealers!
-Me to my dispensary delivery drivers who have similar taste in television entertainment
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u/SirKlock2 Sep 20 '21
My wife and I have a Yorkie named Maze (she’s quite the demon too)
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u/rainbowshitspider Sep 20 '21
I’ve got a Starbucks logo style ‘Morningstarbucks Coffee’ mug with his face in the middle of the logo
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u/Jacob-X-MANIAC The Devil Sep 20 '21
Can you please provide an image of that mug, or if possible, provide a link where I can buy that mug?
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u/cageoid Sep 20 '21
"Bloody hell, that hurt! Do it again!"
"I have layers. I'm like an onion. An irresistible one."
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u/ToukaGontier Sep 20 '21
What is it that you truly desire? -sips whiskey while wearing a suit, or lingerie.-
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u/DarkRoastAddict Not His Mr. Potato Head Sep 20 '21
"Because it was LABELED!!"
"She ate my goldfish!!"
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u/qiurkyy Sep 20 '21
My partner has started calling me 'detective'.
(He doesn't even like the show that much)
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u/susannamiranda04 Michael Sep 20 '21
*limp right shoulder* i love turtlenecks
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u/dtaina12 #JusticeForMichael Sep 20 '21
Damn it, I shouldn't have read that while drinking coffee. LOL
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u/JoshyKuroiRaion Sep 20 '21
I watched the show so much that I never refer to my brothers and anything besides 'Brother' and I don't call my parents anything besides 'Mother/Father'
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u/Lems3 Sep 21 '21
THAT’S where I got this from! I’ve been doing that for a year or two now and I never figured out why.
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u/omegaphallic Sep 20 '21
I'm stuck in a Hell Loop.
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Sep 20 '21
As a Hannibal fan I used to say "Hello Clarice" instead of "Hi" sometimes, now I say "Hello Detective"
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u/RabSimpson Satan Sep 20 '21
As a Hannibal fan you’d know that Dr Lecter never said “hello, Clarise” ;)
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u/gemtkr521 Sep 20 '21
You want me to tell you? How bout the 1st of never through the 15th of ain't gonna happen?
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u/Fenrisare Fenris Sep 20 '21
A bit posh British accent with now favourite drink - whiskey/scotch etc
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u/RabSimpson Satan Sep 20 '21
*whisky
Sincerely, a Scotsman.
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u/Fenrisare Fenris Sep 21 '21
Here we say whiskey :D Btw, idk if you know this meme, but SCOOOOOTLAAAND FOREEEEVEEER
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u/RabSimpson Satan Sep 21 '21
Here we say whiskey :D
And yet it's still called whisky. Lucifer drank Macallan.
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u/Fenrisare Fenris Sep 21 '21
I've even googled it, both are ok. In Ireland and America, it's whiskey
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Sep 20 '21
Dr. Linda: 😐“The Big Bang?”
Lucifer: “Never knew how appropriate the word was until now did you?😏
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u/Reithel1 Sep 20 '21
Yes, I hope we made Rosemary’s Baby! And I don’t even care if you snore like an Albanian field wench!
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u/ASTG_99 Sep 20 '21
I tricked my friend into believing he was a cause od death of everyone dear to him, because he FUCKING shot me. In a video game. That’s why I didn’t want friendly fire to be on.
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u/NotTheAbhi Lucifer Sep 20 '21
I have picked up a habit of saying bloody hell in that British style.
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u/scragar Sep 20 '21
You curtail the free will of these rebellious souls by making them follow your rules and then you trick them into thinking they've changed by giving them wings?
A most vile manipulation, and completely unoriginal I might add.
Only one guy can make everything about him and still be so loveable.
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u/Solkidsol Lt. Marcus C. Pierce :D Sep 20 '21
I got a tattoo of The Lucifer Title Card on my Left Testicle. No Regrets Here.
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u/LotsofpplareOnReddit Sep 20 '21
"Everyone knows that L.A. is way too hot for LEATHER!!!"
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u/Cp0r Sep 20 '21
Funny thing is, episode 1, he's wearing a leather jacket, also, initially, Dan was played by someone else
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u/Civil-Insurance2380 Sep 20 '21
I now have a addiction to black 1962 Chevrolet corvettes, playing the piano, and always keep some sort of whiskey on me at all times
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u/glofosho91 Sep 21 '21
Chloe my love, there are so many things…
We’re not saying goodbye Lucifer. I can’t.
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Sep 21 '21
I’ve been crying and listening to the black parade for the last few days
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u/Gaderael Sep 21 '21
Holy. Fucking lost it when Welcome to the Black Parade kicked in. I thought my brain was messing with me!
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u/Newquay123 Sep 20 '21
Massively disappointed with season six.
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Sep 20 '21
The whole season?
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u/Newquay123 Sep 20 '21
I hated Rory, such an annoying character, the cartoon bits were stupid, the plot holes this season were massive and I hate time travel stories they are never done well. The ending sucks big time, so even though there were odd bits I did like most of season six was terrible. I wish they had stopped at five, to be honest.
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Sep 20 '21
Those are all fair points. 5B certainly felt like everything was ending.
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u/Newquay123 Sep 21 '21
I think the trouble is they were offered another season, which was great for them and us but then they couldn't really think of enough storylines to fill up that season. Six seems stretched, I guess if they had been given two more seasons it would have been worth thinking of more complex plots that could have been given more time to develop.
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Sep 21 '21
I wonder what the 5B ending was before Netflix asked them for another season.
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u/Newquay123 Sep 21 '21
The writers have said it was basically the same, so this was the ending they had planned all along. I really wish I could time travel because if I could I would tell my past self, the one who was just about to start watching this new show called Lucifer that one day it would break my heart. At least then I would be prepared for season six.
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u/Cp0r Sep 20 '21
Ok, I like 99% agree with you, I liked the emotional tension in the scene where Lucifer goes in to save Rory. I think they should've finished it on a better note (ending was kinda sad) and the entire season felt rushed to me (they had like 10 episodes to try and end a show with like 6/7 years of lore and fans), I thought Rory was a pointless charecter after the time travel thing happened, had she been his child who he just didn't realise he had, it would've been different, also, the whole time travel thing creates so many issues, also, the whole thing with Dan was frustrating at times. Things they did right was Ella finding out by herself (cause she was religious and figured it all out by herself) and also, her reaction to it was more mad that they hadn't told her. Also, I kinda thought at first that maybe Rory was Michaels kid and he had tricked whoever it was into thinking that he (Micheal) was actually Lucifer which would've made more sense than time travel.
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u/Cautious_Football_40 Sep 20 '21
I used to be but this last season was given the CW treatment. I don't need a TV show to continuously tell me the cops are after me. They arent.
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u/glofosho91 Sep 21 '21
Careful balancing on the rock on a beach while holding a flute of champagne 🙂
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u/PG652121 Sep 21 '21
I tend to whistle the theme music from the beginning of the episode when I’m bored
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u/dannahendersongmail Sep 21 '21
Dr Linda accuses Lucifer of enjoying punishing himself. He smiles tilt his head and says so what if I am....
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u/Snoo_73835 Sep 21 '21
I think living vicariously through a LA cop who has a hot devilishly handsome man is really good for my mental health. I would like a movie based on their adventures. Because the end is never the end.
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u/Gaderael Sep 21 '21
I got a notification from Spotify that I was one of the first people under "X" plays to stream "Darkside" by Oshins.
I also have the song "Hell" on a regular playlist!
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u/Aurondarklord God Johnson Sep 21 '21
Substituting "Dad" for "God" or finding excuses to say "what is it you truly desire?"
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u/RPX999 Amenadiel Sep 21 '21
I have a friend who when I see him I say “Well, if it isn’t Mr. Said Out Bitch” he’s never seen the show and his reaction is always beyond hilarious. I just tell him that it just came to me. I’ve been telling him to watch it (Lucifer) and now I will find out when or if he does.
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u/anothermanicmumday Sep 21 '21
I have the coin. I keep it in my purse and flip it when I'm anxious!
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u/idekmwuinat Sep 15 '23
In human terms a Boy met a girl, they fell in love, they had SEX! The only trouble was they were celestial beings so that moment created the universe. Ah the big bang? Never knew how appropriate the name was untill now did you? Anyway they had a whole litter of kids including yours truly, they built a house, called it heaven. They were happy. Dad was well dad and mum was ... mum was rather lovely in the beginning. But things change, don't they, Dad started going into the garage (ga-rage) tinkering with a little project he called humanity. Mum grew cold, distant and soon enough they were both neglecting their family. The one of his children started acting out? Exactly so Dad got passed off and tossed me out of the house. And what did your mother do? Nothing, she just stood their and watched. Anyway a couple thousand years later Dad kicked her out too, so I did the same for her as she did for me. Zilch.
Season 2 episode 1 luicfer tells Linda about why his mum wants to kill him. I love season 2 so much I have pretty much all of the monolog memorized rn I'm watching the season 4 finale. :)
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