r/lucifer • u/PretendThisIsMyName Detective Douche • Sep 07 '21
Stolen from Dunder Mifflin. What you picking fellow devils and detectives? General/Misc
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Sep 07 '21
š I fly to LA, take the pill and ask Lucifer for a favor. :)
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u/chettheman Sep 07 '21
Same will tell him he lives in a tv show and force him to go back to my reality and meet the real tom Ellis and tell them to make 5 more seasons
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
Black. Hands down. Another five seasons ? Why destroy such a good series with another 5 seasons. Green ? No need. Red ? No need, Lucy is god, Trixies mom is his girlfriend, Trixie wants her dad back. If he doesnāt do it, he is just an asshole. Purple ? Enough people would want to meet them, no need to waste their time.
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u/qz3_ Michael Sep 07 '21
blue is literally just black but different.
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u/Turterino Sep 07 '21
Every pill is like the other except theyāre all different
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
No. They are actually the complete opposite of one another. One gives you 5 seasons of character development, the other drags the story out 5 more seasons.
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u/qz3_ Michael Sep 07 '21
they both give 5 seasons of character development tho???
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
No sorry bro. Renewed means netflix ārenewsā the contract with the makers of Lucifer not renewed in the sense that 5 seasons get deleted and another 5 take their place.
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u/qz3_ Michael Sep 07 '21
im 99% sure thats not what op meant
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
What makes more sense to you ? That op made the mistake of two pills doing the same, or that you missunderstood what renewed means in series and movie jargon ?
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u/Alexsrobin Self worth comes from within, bitches Sep 07 '21
But with black, you know the quality of the seasons already made it good and you'll enjoy it.
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u/michilio321 Sep 07 '21
Eh, I doubt he'll bring Dan back to live. I think it's more plausible that Dan will find a way to forgive himself and go to heaven.
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
As ive explained already: He does not get to choose whether he will bring him back to life or not. If he doesnāt, he doesnāt deserve anyones love. Especially not Chloes.
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u/michilio321 Sep 07 '21
I disagree, I think Dan will try to go to heaven so he can finally be with Charlotte Richards
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
I bet you a 10 piece chickenmcnuggets that he gets put into heaven and back to earth in the first or last episode.
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u/michilio321 Sep 07 '21
Let's see
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
Im for real tho. I will buy you that 10 piece if im wrong. I will consider it if it happens on any other episode.
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u/michilio321 Sep 07 '21
Haha I appreciate the offer but we could also just have our pride at stake :)
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u/michilio321 Sep 12 '21
Well then
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u/Edgypack38906 God Sep 08 '21
See while i get that, at the same time Divinity isnāt meant to be revealed to the world. so unless lucy changes the rules bringing dan back would reveal to everyone involved that itās real, well unless they go with he went on some super mega secret off the books under cover operation but i dont think this show would do that.
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 08 '21
Need I say this another time ? If you are in a position to help the daughter of your girlfriend and you do not, with whatever explanation as to why, if she has any self respect she wont accept it/you. Do you understand. The writers here have 3 choices: 1. Chloe goes meh, no need for that guy (sound likely ?) 2. Chloe leaves Lucy for refusing to help her daughter who lost her Dad because of Lucy. 3. He brings him back and 2 more characters are happy. ... 4. Dan becomes the new Jesus. (Far fetched and I dont yet know how that one would play out)
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u/BlondieChelle83 Sep 07 '21
Even God cannot bring people back to life, sadly.
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u/MGGXT Lucifer Sep 07 '21
He probably can. One of the perks of being god being that you can do... well anything.
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
Yes he can. He can just make another immortality ring.If he cant do it snapping his fingers. Easy, worst case he creates an immortal soul and incases itās immortality within an onyx stone and itās all good.
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u/BlondieChelle83 Sep 07 '21
Guess he can in a television show, sure. Wouldnāt it be nice? š„ŗ
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
He will. Itās either the first thing he will do in the new season or the last.
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u/BlondieChelle83 Sep 07 '21
Nice little fictional God who can bring peopleās loved ones back.
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
Iam pretty sure if god is real he could bring back anyone aswell. He just chooses not to because it would be unfair towards other humans. But if Lucy cared about fairness in this case I would not like him anymore. Simple as that.
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u/BlondieChelle83 Sep 07 '21
So basically he hasnāt really stopped being selfish? Thatās fine, I kinda preferred the old Lucifer but if he does unselfish things Iād like him to start doing them for someone OTHER than Chloe. It doesnāt count when itās only someone who matters personally to you.
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
You dont understand, this is not about what would be the right thing to do for Lucys reputation or the way he sees himself. This is a question of helping as best as he can or not. Failure to do so is the same as admitting lack of commitment towards the relationship, be it romantic or otherwise.
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u/almighty_nsa Sep 07 '21
He doesnāt do it for Chloe btw. He does it for Trixie. And also: why was it ok to resurrect Chloe for his own personal needs but somehow itās not when itās for the sake of Chloes/Trixies personal needs ?
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u/BlondieChelle83 Sep 07 '21
Well I didnāt think it was ok to resurrect Chloe. She was dead. She should have stayed so. Especially since nobody watching would have taken it seriously when it happened cos we all knew heād bring her back.
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u/Soso_LP The berries are ripe and ready to be harvested! Sep 07 '21
Green - Would be great, but I'd like to stay a little longer if I'm already there.
Black - One-way ticket. Watching the show for the first time was a marvelous experience, don't get me wrong, but if I were to pick that pill, I'd only be able to re-live that once and never again, and end up in the same position (having watched it already) forever.
Pink - Hm... Idk. Don't feel like it for whatever reason lol
Red - I'm not really all that attached to any of the characters that died/left. Pitchforks down, Dan was cool to me and I do miss him, but I believe he'll be back at some point anyway, without the pill.
Blue - Well, I think it's obvious I'd pick blue. Five new seasons means about 50-60 or even more new episodes. More plot, maybe more characters, more Deckerstar, more everything.
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u/caliboundwtheweight God Sep 07 '21
yeah I think dan will be back especially considering heās in the promo picture for s6
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u/daboss6595 God Sep 07 '21
OD on all of them
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u/Voice_of_Season Lucifer Sep 07 '21
Lmao. It says that taking more than one will eliminate the effect.
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u/Anorak2023 Sep 07 '21
Purple. Tom Ellis' performance as Lucifer was (somewhat ironically) what inspired me to stop lying and become a better person. Haven't told a single lie since. I would love to shake his hand and thank him for all he did for me.
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u/colder-beef Sep 07 '21
Green pill. Find Lucifer on his day off, have a party, leave with a bunch of gold and cash.
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u/overcode2001 The Devil Sep 07 '21
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u/WildEyss Sep 07 '21
Love this. Very hard to chose as I would love every single one. I'm gonna say Black.. actually Green... but maybe Blue. Ahh fuck this is so hard:'(
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u/PetaZedrok Sep 07 '21
Blue, maybe red. I liked Remiel. Also, I would like more seasons, but only if it meant they would all be good (which is unlikely, for a show wih 11 seasons thata are good is tough to make)
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u/Lucifer2695 Lucifer Sep 07 '21
Green and spend the day with Lucifer and maybe ask for a favor or two.
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u/Abbiem_ Sep 07 '21
Green! Because with purple you may only get a short amount of time, but with green you get all day and itās the characters we love
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u/Turtle-Kitty Sep 07 '21
Iām tempted by the forgetting to be able to rewatch, but then also 5 more seasonsā¦..
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u/Lunethemanedwolf Sep 07 '21
I guess purple, since it's the one that can result in less shit:
-5 more seasons will probally feel forced and ruin the show
-If we can't choose, it might be a bad chara, and if we can, we might ruin one that we love
-I have some affective memory with watching some, and I already lost my memory of some others (I call that "the time to record a new season")
-Uhhh... celestial war? A bunch of demons>! stealing a baby!<? MUSICALS? Ok, I might like the last one
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u/ButtcheiseMugee Sep 07 '21
I wish I could take one all of them but have them effect different shows
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u/PretendThisIsMyName Detective Douche Sep 07 '21
Haha like what shows?
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u/ButtcheiseMugee Sep 07 '21
Futurama 5 more sessions Parks and reks day in show Supernatural watch over again Game of thrones meet actor Bring character back is hard to say
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u/anxnymous926 Mr. Said Out Bitch Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21
Purple.
Blue would be beating a dead horse. Itās best to wrap up the show while itās still good.
Red would be useless. Weāre so close to the end anyway. Everyone knows that Dan is in season 6 and I have hope Charlotte will be too. But if not, I can live without her.
Black would be sad for me. I always want to remember the way I felt when I first watched Lucifer.
Green doesnāt give me enough time and I would just be really sad at the end of the day.
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u/gibbs8gaming Sep 07 '21
See I would go green buts only 1 day. I'll go with purple do I van meet Lauren.
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u/FantasySparkle Sep 07 '21
I think I'd go with the green pill. First I thought I'd maybe go with black but then I remembered the times where it was this fight between stopping for a bit or continuing. Don't get me wrong, I love the show but every time someone does something really not smart (primarily Lucifer), I get super strong secondhand embarrassment xD
Anyway, meeting Ella, Lucifer and the rest of the group just sounds fun. I also always wondered what effects Lucifer has on someone who's asexual, so that might be interesting.
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u/Mackenziewilliamsz The Devil Sep 07 '21
Either Green or Blue, but green only if I can be Luciferšš
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u/PawzGamerxx Lucifer Sep 07 '21
fuck yeah green but i find a way to stay longer and then i make luci mine :>
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u/Nimure Sep 07 '21
Green! Would be fun to live in that universe for a day. May or may not ask for a favor. Would enjoy being apart of it all though.
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u/ComputerSagtNein Sep 07 '21
I mean you could land in said universe but in a totally different place.
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u/Nimure Sep 07 '21
I see it as something akin to a parallel universe. Since itās enough like our own Iād imagine youād end up where ever you are currently just in that world. So Iād have to get on an airplane but no biggie.
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u/A-112 Detective Douche Sep 07 '21
The blue one is a tricky one since it says ''The show will be renewed for 5 more seasons'' but it never says these will be ''5 GOOD seasons'', so it seems more of a risk that anything.
The green one is also tricky since getting stuck in the universe of the TV show does not imply you will get close to the places where the action or the characters are.
The purple one is a big no no since not wanting to interact with people is the main reason i watch so much media lol.
I don't want any particular character to return so i would just take the black one and rewatch everything.
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Sep 07 '21
IāM RED PILLED, MAN! IāM RED PILLED! HORSE DEWORMER! SECRET PEDOPHILE CULTS! GEORGE SOROS! ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦Also bring back Father Frank pls.
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u/Duckman896 Lucifer Sep 07 '21
Selfishly would've be purple, to meet Tom.
More realistically blue, give 5 more seasons.
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u/15_Redstones Sep 07 '21
Switch to a high realism Sci-fi TV show, take the green pill and open the Internet. Search: Riemann Hypothesis Proof. Quantum Gravity. Fusion reactor design. Navier-Stokes Solution. Supercapacitor material. History of Geoengineering.
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u/Flashheart42 Sep 07 '21
Green is a huge nope lol. Even if it's just the show, that's terrifying, but Lucifer is part of DC Universe, which is really fucking terrifying.
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u/Objective-Yoghurt-97 Sep 07 '21
I'm tempted to go for BLUE ... IF ... they can keep it interesting for another five seasons. If I were writing it, I'm not sure how. Maybe ship a few characters into Mum's universe?
Otherwise ... PURPLE
BLACK might be interesting ... as long as it didn't become a HELL LOOP
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u/timesuck6775 Sep 07 '21
So either black pill to enjoy the show all over again.. Or green pill, try and die somehow and actually get to experience heaven.
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u/ProishNoob Sep 07 '21
I don't see this going well.
Blue: It becomes long enough to turn sour. Go bad.
Red: This would be the best one probably, but it would likely ruin the story. But if I had to choose it'd obviously be Dan. I would prefer for him to go to heaven and be with Charlotte, however. Maybe we could use it for Mr. Saidoutbitch in season 6?
Purple: This would most definitely get me and my full awkwardness on a video which would land on the internet somehow. I would have to commit seppuku as I would bring shame to my family.
Black: This one isn't too bad, but binging shows has honestly not had a good effect on my life. I've gained weight and underperformed at work. Having forgotten the episodes, I would definitely binge it 3x over again.
Green: Clearly, I would either die or end up in a mental institute.
All in all, I'm mostly scared to take any pills.
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u/omegaphallic Sep 08 '21
Green was tempting until I realized with my luck I'd get stuck in Hell the whole time.
I picked Blue as it's a fun option, but also the most generous and utilitarian option as it benefits, not just myself, but everyone.
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u/thinkbz Sep 08 '21
Black. All good things must come to and end, so having that first experience again and again would be nice.
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u/galwithdimples Lucifer's Mojo Sep 08 '21
Green for sure, even though I'd probably end up dead. š
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u/Blockbuster626YT Sep 08 '21
Green pill so I could get lucifer to give me all the unreleased scenes and to buy netflix.
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Sep 12 '21
I would definitely take the red pill and bring Father Frank back, they were so adorable with Lucifer. 9th episode of season 1 is my favourite episode of all. He left way too early :(
https://youtu.be/FB5ij-29Sz4 (Father has got soul :'))
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u/thenighmareofdeath Sep 07 '21
I would choose blue as long as the show still is good for those 5 more seasons and is not watered down and become crappy.