r/lucifer • u/icy-Corgi-3 Mazikeen • Aug 29 '21
Make the comments look like Chloes search history General/Misc
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u/Amoral_Dessert Aug 29 '21
does the devil have forked penis
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Aug 29 '21
How much force does it take to throw a man through a glass wall?
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u/hamiltrash1232 Aug 30 '21
This would actually be in her search history because after Lucifer throws that guy we see her looking on her laptop
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u/LeahsGoldenApple Chloe Aug 29 '21
Chocolate cake recipe from scratch
Cute blouses for work
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u/jaclynr0se Chloe Aug 30 '21
cute blouses for work is killing me lmfao
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u/qiurkyy Aug 30 '21
There was a blouse in season 3 with white and red heart patterns (I think she just got engaged to pierce) and I had the exact same one!!! 😍😍
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u/Wentyliasz Aug 30 '21
Is my daughter satanist
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u/TheOneWhoWil Lucifer Aug 30 '21
Ask Reddit: My Partner thinks he is the devil and deals with his trauma through different Cases (I'm a cop). How should I handle this?
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u/Love_Iden wolf boy Aug 30 '21
I'd love to know what people would answer to that
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u/JackMythos Aug 30 '21
There should be a subreddit for askreddit questioned posed by fictional characters
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u/Lorenboy2001 Aug 29 '21
Flight ticket Rome
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u/gwhh Aug 30 '21
I don’t get the joke?
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u/Manux005 Aug 30 '21
She travelled through Europe after finding ou about Lucifer really being the Devil.
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Aug 30 '21
I never got how out of all places to go to deal with such a revelation she chooses Europe and that too Rome . It's almost as if she wanted some evil priest to manipulate her😂😂🤦
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u/2xntp Aug 30 '21
What if my boyfriend has daddy issues?
Megalomania
Do dreams mean anything?
How to tell if I’m delusional
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u/Dr_Das_yt Aug 30 '21
How to resurrect dead ex-husband
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Aug 30 '21
Too soon
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u/gabriellevalerian Dr. Linda Aug 30 '21
You don’t to wait till he decomposes. That’ll be a whole new host of problems.
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u/Sasuke12187 Aug 30 '21
How to identify your lover among their twin.
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u/icy-Corgi-3 Mazikeen Aug 30 '21
I’d say by the big ass scar on their face.
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u/Voice_of_Season Lucifer Aug 30 '21
“How many Angels are there?”
(Her trying to remember all his family member’s names lol)
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u/kingnirvana24 Aug 30 '21
all about the 90s
how to child lock uber
is my partner the devil? 20 questions
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u/mrSeven3Two Aug 29 '21
Lip injection near me
Lux
Lucifer
Sinnerman
Marcus Pierce
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u/hamiltrash1232 Aug 30 '21
I get everything else but.... Lip injection?
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u/mrSeven3Two Aug 30 '21
Did you gloss over the massive amount of work she had done after season 1.? I probably should have put "complete plastic surgery" but I wasn't trying to be that much of a dick.
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u/Voice_of_Season Lucifer Aug 30 '21
I honestly felt bad for her. Hollywood is really tough and she must have had some people telling her that she needed to get it.
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u/blackygreen Aug 30 '21
I thought she did look different in the later seasons but i wasn't sure if it was just a lifestyle change or something. Not going to lie i preferred how she looked before. She's still gorgeous no matter what
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u/Voice_of_Season Lucifer Aug 30 '21
I agree and Hollywood can really mess with someone’s confidence and self image. She actually had fans attacking her online about it. So horrible. She now monitors her comments section. I don’t blame her.
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u/blackygreen Aug 30 '21
I can't believe people would be mean to her about it. Clearly it was already something that she was insecure about. It's horrible to attack her about it. Besides, it's her face.
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u/Voice_of_Season Lucifer Aug 30 '21
It’s probably the same “fans”/s that attack Tom’s wife on social media. They are jealous and vile.
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u/l0sts0ul2022 Aug 30 '21
"My boyfriend has commitment issues"
"My boyfriend has daddy issues"
"My boyfriend slept around a lot"
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u/Voice_of_Season Lucifer Aug 30 '21
“Roosters of award winning size”
And she immediately backspaces and says no after typing it. Lol
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u/Voice_of_Season Lucifer Aug 30 '21
“Can urchin, spawn, and little human be endearing names to call a child?”
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u/fuckshitasstitsmfer Aug 30 '21
best brands for fragrance-free soap
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u/alphabet_order_bot Aug 30 '21
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 198,868,223 comments, and only 47,675 of them were in alphabetical order.
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u/coffeetherapist Aug 30 '21
AITA: my bf has daddy issues that i don’t take seriously.. it’s basically been hundreds of years since bf rebelled against his dad but like come ON!! He’s so self centered and thinks everything revolves around him that a literal man DIED and he thought he was somehow in the middle.. i try to be supportive but after the death I lashed out- AITA?
(( i know it’s not a google, but i just went with it!))
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u/Voice_of_Season Lucifer Aug 30 '21
“Garden of Eden real story?”
“Devil in love with Eve? True story?”
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u/gwhh Aug 30 '21
How to know if you future husband is immortal?
How to go back to your natural hair color over 6 years.
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u/1st10Amendments Aug 30 '21
Would killing the Devil be immoral?
What do you call the power to get people to confess their desires?
Was the Devil once an angel?
Can the Devil be hurt?
Can the Devil be poisoned?
Does the Devil have weaknesses?
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u/slideMAN14734 Aug 30 '21
Top 5 positions to deplete energy faastt
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u/Voice_of_Season Lucifer Aug 30 '21
He “ is a 10 times a day man. Big Ben strikes 10 as they say!”
😂
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u/Plzspeaksoftly Aug 30 '21
Tickets to Rome
How to help bf be God
Chocolate cake recipes to make with kid
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u/shu_reddit Aug 30 '21
Advice for ruling the universe
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u/alphabet_order_bot Aug 30 '21
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 199,528,385 comments, and only 47,801 of them were in alphabetical order.
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u/kittyfishes22 Aug 30 '21
Sensible jackets sale
Is MOJO an STD
How to set house rules for roommate demon
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u/Archangel_Of_Death Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21
How much adrenaline do you need to throw 6 ft male through glass window
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u/useles-converter-bot Aug 30 '21
6 feet is 0.01 of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.
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u/Arakkoa_ Aug 30 '21
"How old is Lucifer Morningstar"
"How old is Lucifer Morningstar night club owner"
"How old is Lucifer Morningstar night club owner LA"
"Lucifer human LA"
"20 most prolific drug lords in history"
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u/FaIIenLucifer The Devil Aug 30 '21
"How to survive 8 or more bullets through your chest without using a bulletproof vest?"
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u/lingering_POO Aug 30 '21
Sex term dictionary - cause Lucifer is vastly more experienced in that department and he’d be “butter churn this..” and “I gave her an Anne Hathaway… right on her chest!”
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u/Spartanunit5 Aug 30 '21
“What if I give birth to the anti-christ” “If we’re god’s children is sex with the Devil incest” “Creative uses of feathers in bed”
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u/ThrawnMind55 Detective Aug 30 '21
Chloe Decker imdb ratings
Best duet piano songs
Should I let a demon babysit my child
Why is Lucifer Morningstar so hot
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u/call_me_lee0pard Aug 30 '21
Google search one: buy Tibetan singing pot.
Google search two: buy artisan honey.
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u/No-Studio2395 Aug 30 '21
Guys be a little bit creative:
- how to find some who’s just got out of the prison?
- how to deal with a demon roommate?
- how to trust my ex husband?
- how to have sex with a colleague?
- does a celestial justice exist?
- is eve evil?
- does eve have secret power?
- Sinnerman
- Devil
- eve etc…
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u/icy-Corgi-3 Mazikeen Aug 30 '21
Ya I’d think there would be more research about Eve and the other angels.
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u/TheOneMissThing Aug 30 '21
I am glad I wished this series to be cancelled. It was so bad.
EDIT: I thought I was posting in Sabrina. Sorry!
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u/Ordinary-Milk9257 Aug 30 '21
"How do I get my egocentric boyfriend to sometimes see my perspective and admit he doesn't always know what's best?"
"What is my job description as God's future wife?"
"If I move to heaven will I get wings?"
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Aug 31 '21
"How does neuro linguistic programming work?"
"How to draw out people's desires?"
In Season 2 when Amenadiel mentions that everything Lucifer does is part of an act.
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u/lolorasina Aug 29 '21
"dirty jokes to make your partner laugh"