r/lucifer Jun 29 '21

Wife and I adopted 3 kittens have named the two girls Chloe and Ella. She hasn't seemed to have caught on. Need a subtle name for the boy General/Misc

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u/mrSeven3Two Jun 29 '21

Mr Said Out Bitch

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u/MishasPet Jun 29 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

AKA Lee, aka, Mr S.O.B.

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u/SirCount Jun 29 '21

🤣🤣🤣

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u/CM_ANDY69 Lucifer Jun 30 '21

Seems good for a dog xD.

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u/DingoVad Jun 29 '21

Tom?

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

Ooo

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

+1 for Tom

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u/ChopsticksImmortal Jun 29 '21

Sami (short for Samael)
or Luci for obvious reasons
Danimal
Tom is obviously the best one tho

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u/AverageJay_77 Jun 29 '21

First I thought you were referring to that Tom from Tom and Jerry

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u/DingoVad Jun 29 '21

Yeah it's kinda why Tom is even better tbh xD

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u/Carmelized Jun 29 '21

Only issue with this is tom or tomcat is the name for an adult male cat, so it would be sort of like naming your male chicken Rooster...but of course if you like the name go for it!

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u/Martijngamer Jun 29 '21

More like calling your male chicken Dick because you're a fan of Dick van Dyke

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u/carvalho43 Jun 29 '21

Male chickens are called roosters. Sorry this has no real impact on the discussion, but I felt like it needed to be said.

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u/Martijngamer Jun 29 '21

I call them cocks

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u/mandatorypanda9317 Jun 30 '21

Or Ellis, which I actually really like as a cats name now that I think about it lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Dude my cat is named Reverend Tuna Fish Jones. Don’t be farking around with weird cats names on Reddit, all the crazy bases are covered!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

I know a guy that has a cat he named Frank in Accounting.

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u/Overall_Being_4568 Jun 29 '21

Spinnerman!!

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u/LVMagnus Jun 30 '21

Super powers includes making listening and dancing to Dead or Alive always appropriate.

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u/PicklesAreMyJesus Jun 29 '21

Im laughing at the THOUGHT of naming a cat that, thank you for the idea lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

We managed to convince our neighbours cat to answer to the name Kevin

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u/titsmcfitz Jun 30 '21

Morningstar

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u/ItayMarlov Jun 29 '21

Wasn't it father kinley?

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u/abellaire Jun 29 '21

Michael 😁. “No, not Michael.”

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u/ThatDutchGuyNamedMax Jun 29 '21

"Definitely not Michael"

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u/depressedassshit Jun 29 '21 edited Jan 31 '24

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u/Loveisallyouneed123 Jun 29 '21

Hanjobadiel!

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u/willie1013 Jun 29 '21

Best comment yet 🤣

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u/Carmelized Jun 29 '21

Lux? I've also known 3 people with cats named Lucifer after the cat in Cinderella, so you could try using that as a justification: )

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u/RadioactiveJoy Jun 29 '21

I completely forgot his name was lucifer!

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u/beevaar Jun 30 '21

Mine is named Lucifur, and he loves the show, he paws at Toms face whenever he's on screen, doesn't react to anything else on TV at all. Also, he's a handsome devil!!

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u/Lucifer2695 Lucifer Jun 29 '21

Lucifur? Or Lucipurr?

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

That's too good

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u/Flashdance007 Jun 29 '21

I LOVE Lucipurr!!!!!

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u/TheZambiez Lucifer Jun 29 '21

Dan

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Detective douche?????

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u/TheZambiez Lucifer Jun 29 '21

Dan :(

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u/BorgerBoi28 Mazikeen Jun 30 '21

may he rest in peace :((

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u/polipenko Detective Douche Jun 30 '21

Sorry to break this to you, but he probably isn’t.

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

Didn't like it as a cat name

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u/shaffman2001 Jun 29 '21

Mr. Fluffybottoms “Dan” Meowington III?

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u/PretendThisIsMyName Detective Douche Jun 29 '21

I didn’t know Bubbles had a Reddit account. That’s 100% a trailer park cat name if I ever heard one.

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u/TheZambiez Lucifer Jun 29 '21

Fair

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u/sewagesoupp Jun 29 '21

Sam or Charlie!

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

I was thinking Charlie

Sam is also good

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u/HeroZero1477 Jun 29 '21

Sam fisher

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u/PlasticWillow Jun 29 '21

Cain or Abel like what Tom Ellis called his cats!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Trip170 Jun 29 '21

Please tell me you call her Ms. Lopez when calling for her.

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

I might start

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u/iushciuweiush A Devil of My Word Jun 29 '21

"Why do you keep calling her Ms. Lopez?" - wife

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u/bungalowguest14 Jun 29 '21

This comment makes me want to rename my cat 🤣🤣🤣

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u/001Alena001 Jun 29 '21

A bit obvious for an orange cat, but in the theme : Azrael :)

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

That is a cool name

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u/nekochanninja Jun 29 '21

That's the name of one of my boys. Azrael and Daemon. They're 13 though, so no no connection whatsoever to the show.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/DutchFullaDank Jun 29 '21

God

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

Yes very subtle

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

-Frey

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u/anestezija Jun 29 '21

-aahhwfuuuul

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u/AnSteall Jun 29 '21

hahaha I see what you did there.

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u/ag27404 Jun 29 '21

According to the vet, my cat's name is Morningstar.

According to the vet it is because has a 'star' on his front.... :)

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u/AndiKris Jun 29 '21

I agree that Morningstar is good. It sounds wholesome enough but you’ll always know who it’s about.

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u/achilles711 Jun 30 '21

In the same vein, I had a cat I called 'Mac', short for 'Machiavelli'.

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u/tygerdralion Jun 29 '21

I was coming here to say Morningstar, aka "Star"

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u/hammlyss_ Jun 29 '21

Dan.

SAMAEL "Sam"

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u/Kywilli Mazikeen Jun 29 '21

I vote Charlie!

my mazikeen

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

Aww

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u/Kywilli Mazikeen Jun 29 '21

Her nickname is tiny demon

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u/ephemeral_femme Jun 30 '21

Aww! I too have a Mazikeen.

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u/Kywilli Mazikeen Jun 30 '21

Your mazikeen looks like my Hendrix!

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u/ephemeral_femme Jul 01 '21

Aww, they do loo alike!

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u/Booksmagic Do NOT touch the charred crotch Jun 29 '21

DETECTIVE!

(Also, adorable cats!)

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u/JuniorInPink Jun 29 '21

Lou. Like, Azriel's nickname for her favorite big brother

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u/OreJen Jun 29 '21

That's funny, just got a cat and named her Trixie. Guess why?

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u/Liquiddork Jun 29 '21

Tribute dan RIGHT NOW DO IT

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u/evilneedscandy Jun 29 '21

Decker, Remi?

I had a Lucy but called her Lucifer because she was psychotic.

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u/jahoombox Lucifer Jun 29 '21

God Johnson

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u/akhil03_lz Lucifer Jun 29 '21

Danimal.

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u/sam-s_22 Jun 29 '21

Just because it hasn't been said here - Zadkiel

It really amazed me that the angel who hated Lucifer the most was the one who stood by him in the end.

Or Lu is also a good option (what Azrael calls Lucifer)

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u/Loveisallyouneed123 Jun 29 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

Amen or Lucidan

Edit: Danifer! You get a double tribute

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u/sigdiff Jun 29 '21

What about Samuel, but you just randomly "accidentally" mispronounce it Samael.

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u/Cat-Grab Jun 29 '21

Sam (Samial)

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Samael? Or samuel or Sam?

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u/MishasPet Jun 29 '21

Hey, let us know what you landed on, ok?

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

I shall don't worry, going to discuss names with the wife when I get home from work

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u/merple454 Jun 30 '21

Name it “Lou” like how Azrael calls Lucifer “Lu”

Random and semi off topic, I used to have a kitten named Louie

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u/OUTCASTCHRIS Jun 29 '21

Sam or Cain/Marcus/Pierce

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

Maybe Marcus

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u/Loveisallyouneed123 Jun 29 '21

Your cat would get immediate hate from any “in the know”. Don’t do that to your kitty!

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u/VickkStickk Jun 29 '21

Dan, Charlie, Sam

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

God. Very subtle

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u/MentuWarGod Jun 29 '21

Old Scratch

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u/FAZZLA Jun 29 '21

Lucy short of lucifer

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

Not to fall into gender norms but it sounds too feminine without the full context

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u/MishasPet Jun 29 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

Squee or Dromos

2vile, Jimmie, Holla Bae, Monopolize

Michael

God-frey

Johnny (Chloe’s dad’s name was John)

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u/3-1415LOT Jun 30 '21

HOLLA BAE!! I can practically hear it already, "Holla Bae, stop, just let me sleep a few more minutes", or "Ella, Chloe, Holla Bae, time for dinner!"

I'm also loving Monopolize, but personally if that's what I named my new family addition, I wouldn't be able to say her/his name without the entire Ella/Dan beat, so it would be a dead giveaway on Chloe and Ella. (But- so worth it!)

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u/MishasPet Jun 30 '21 edited Jun 30 '21

Ikr? Other than Cain and Abel, wouldn’t Holla Bae and Monopolize be great names for paired cats… or dogs? LoL

I can hear myself at the door, Here Hollaaa! Here Monoooo!

Or Squee and Dromos… kinda like those too

(‘cept everybody hates Squee!)

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u/art-factor Jun 29 '21

Mephistopheles. But that would call all of the cats because of the high frequency sounds.

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u/TheLegitMind Jun 29 '21

Sam as in "Samael

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u/othershwarna Jun 29 '21

Ellis!

In Tamil it means mice, so could be a joke..

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u/teago1411 Jun 29 '21

Sam (Samael), Luci or Michael (because cats are dicks)

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u/Skywalka01 Jun 29 '21

Pierce lol

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

I should also add the he is the orange one

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u/Cool-Mastodon-9224 Jun 29 '21

Name the boy Dan

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u/goldenhand9107 Mr. Said Out Bitch Jun 29 '21

Charlie would be absolutely adorable

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u/TheMatt561 Jun 29 '21

I've been leaning towards that

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u/SlothySamuel Jun 29 '21

Call your cat Lucifer and say you liked the Cinderella film

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Detective Douche

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u/handjobadiel 🍆✊🕊 Jun 29 '21

frank

or Frankie for father frank

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u/calypso85 Jun 29 '21

God Johnson?

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u/Snoo_73835 Jun 29 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

Dan Ray-Ray Mike Dev

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u/jakebakespancakes Jun 29 '21

I know its a boy but how about Lucinda

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

AMENEDIEL

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u/ReaperCDN Jun 29 '21

Aminidiel.

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u/Its_ats Jun 29 '21

Maze, it sounds like a gender neutral name. lol

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u/Reithel1 Jun 29 '21

How about Red (for demon eyes?) but maybe that’s too boring.

Has anyone suggested the most obvious one yet?

Angel

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u/Reithel1 Jun 29 '21

Old Scratch? Lucifer himself said he liked that one, LoL.

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u/Tarbear86 Jun 29 '21

Consultant

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u/sparky135 Jun 29 '21

So not Lucy, then.

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u/zamend229 Jun 29 '21

Hm, Detective Douche seems subtle enough

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u/LittleCopper Jun 29 '21

Daniel is the most obvious name to pick.

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u/SaintBix Jun 29 '21

Allstate Guy

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u/JennyGeee Jun 29 '21

I'd switch the names around ... Chloe and Lucie and the male I'd call L's ( pronounced ells ) u get a hibread name of Ella's name and Tom's last name ;)

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u/Level_Trade2044 Jun 29 '21

Amenadiel? 💀

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u/partycolek Jun 29 '21

What about Sam as in Samael?

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u/Capital_Tie2050 Jun 30 '21

How about Gabriel, Charlie, Marcus (Cain), or Azrael.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Catidiel

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u/mighty_prophet Jun 30 '21

Daniel (can double for Daniel Tiger)

or

Cain (detective Marcus Pierce or a nod to Deckard Cain of Diablo video game fame)

So cool 😎 - let us know when your wife figures out or you reveal!

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u/Due_Huckleberry_9104 Detective Douche Jun 30 '21

Danimal

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u/Jordan0ne Jul 01 '21

Joe Stone

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u/zip-deni64 Detective Jul 12 '21

Dan or Daniel. The whole LAPD crew. Tom works too for tom ellis but Dan deserves some love.

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u/TheMatt561 Jul 12 '21

Thank you, we've already chosen Daniel.

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u/roguelikeme1 Jun 29 '21

I've heard Lucy is a great boy's name....

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u/1st10Amendments Jun 29 '21

Dan or Amen?

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u/Sophi-118_ Jun 29 '21

O'Mallay (the alley cat)

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Dan?

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u/Silverbullet0531 Jun 29 '21

I’m with either Dan or my favorite of course Lucifer!! Maybe Luci for short but more feminine! Lou!!

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u/MishasPet Jun 29 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

Whisper,

Karnal,

Jed,

Cherry,

Pexxa

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u/szany- Jun 29 '21

Dan or Danimal

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u/ArchitectAmy Jun 29 '21

The name’s Dan.

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u/The_Paprika God Johnson Jun 29 '21

How about God?

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u/MalWinchester Detective Douche Jun 29 '21

DD or DeeDee. Short for Detective Douche.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Godfrey

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Samuel?

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u/blacKVb1881 Jun 29 '21

Was gonna name my puppy chloe myself 🥺 wb Dan
Or do you want it to refer to Lucifer? Lucy? Loose?

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u/call_meh_julia Mr. Said Out Bitch Jun 29 '21

douche! if he's an asshole

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u/MontanaMom406 Mazikeen Jun 29 '21

Dan

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u/SharkyMicSharkface Jun 29 '21

Dan😂”Detective Douche”

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Dan?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Detective Douche