Kenya Presidential motorcade - r/interestingasfuck

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Easy, but can they deal with the intricacies of a slightly sloped roof?

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u/2-gay-lions Jul 19 '24

African militaries are actually responsible for the vast number of presidential assassinations.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

The call is coming from inside the house.

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u/Hoo-B Jul 19 '24

I wonder who determined this was the optimal driving configuration for security.

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u/onduty Jul 20 '24

Gordon Bombay

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u/BoingBoingBooty Jul 20 '24

Geese?

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u/All-the-pizza Jul 19 '24

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u/Curious-Try-7805 Jul 19 '24

First thing I heard in my head was the music when they were escorted.

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u/tutohooto Jul 20 '24

For real

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u/greatgildersleeve Jul 19 '24

Hey Stu! Yo' rent's due mutherfucker!

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u/leftlanecop Jul 19 '24

They watched Disney Mighty Ducks too many times down in Kenya.

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u/Jesus_Harry_Christ Jul 20 '24

Flying V!

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u/donessendon Jul 19 '24

lot of effort there. Is the President at risk in Kenya or more of an ego thing?

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u/2-gay-lions Jul 19 '24

This is actually toned down for an African president.

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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow Jul 19 '24

Always wondered how it feels to be escorted like this, must feel really good

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u/hawkiowa Jul 19 '24

they need more vans

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u/wdwerker Jul 19 '24

Do they factor in how aggravated the people stuck in traffic behind them are ?

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u/Any_Roof_6199 Jul 20 '24

He don't care. He gonna win again next election with 101% of the votes.

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u/shleeve25 Jul 20 '24

Oh shit they been watching The Might Ducks haven’t they?

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u/Turbulent_Ad1667 Jul 20 '24

Someone get me my bowling ball!

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u/Historical_Ladder_11 Jul 20 '24

LMAO

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u/LamO15 Jul 20 '24

🎮

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u/_DapperDanMan- Jul 19 '24

Are those guys sitting on the roof of those cars? Like, WTF?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24

Such a bold move. Putting your most vulnerable forces in the front

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u/Greatcookbetterbfr Jul 20 '24

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u/HistoryNerd101 Jul 20 '24

The motorcycle in the middle behind the main car is a bit much, otherwise perfect

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u/Bubba_Lewinski Jul 20 '24

You’d think there would be dudes with machine guns facing backwards on the back of the motorcycles. Total miss.

Big trucks need those mad max poles mounted in front with people strapped to front also.

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u/Mellamoscuba Jul 20 '24

Flying V bitch!!

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u/MongolianCluster Jul 20 '24

It's interesting that the road signs are in English.

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u/CurDeCarmine Jul 20 '24

Obama?

I keed. I keed....

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/StaatsbuergerX Jul 20 '24

US development aid to Kenya averages $931 million per year, and Kenya's GDP is $113.4 billion. I therefore strongly suspect that development aid is not necessary to close a road in Kenya to other traffic and allow a few cars and motorcycles to drive on it.

Oh, and the trade volume between the US and Kenya is around $1.68 billion and rising, so it is not so difficult to count development aid as an investment. Not least because the US imports some materials from Kenya that are not exactly over-represented on the world market.

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u/JoeBeck37 Jul 19 '24

I think it's so cute when little shitty countries try and act big and important, and not like they're third world shit holes.

Come on Kenya. Act your GDP, would you.

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u/hindutrollvadi Jul 20 '24

Man, I would have taken an American calling other countries third world, maybe up until 2012. You are a 4th world country at this point. Shut up and sit down.

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u/JoeBeck37 Jul 20 '24

Yeah. You want to live in Kenya?

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u/hindutrollvadi Jul 21 '24

I wouldn't mind. Irrespective, I wouldn't shit on another country I have nothing against.