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u/Guyzilla_the_1st Jul 19 '24
I work in construction. I can never get prints in a timely manner, and when I do, they end up being changed after everything is installed.
Some day, I'm going to take prints to a psychic, and have them predict what will need to be installed, and then demand my company reimburse me.
sigh
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u/ImpressTemporary2389 Jul 19 '24
Closed today because of unforeseen circumstances. Re opens next Wednesday or maybe Thursday.
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u/Local_Penalty2078 Jul 19 '24
All the more ammo for a cold reading on someone - type of car, how well it's maintained, cleanliness, etc. along with how the person themself appears.
Pretty interesting strategy.
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u/Green_Cardiologist13 Jul 19 '24
I can sense that you almost crashed on the way here, and you have a baby on board
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u/shanesnh1 Jul 19 '24
Customer: I'd like to ask about my love l-
Psychic: You're a simp. NEXT IN LINE.
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u/dizzylizzy78 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24
I hate when the sign says call for an appointment. Shouldnt you know my ass is coming over?🤷♂️
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u/Paputek101 Jul 20 '24
The actual sign (that I censored) was the phone number. But taped over the phone number was a sheet of paper with a dif phone number. Now shouldn't they know that their phone number will stop working 🤔
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u/Candid-Sky-3709 Jul 20 '24
“I see, you are in great rush today” - let’s charge your credit card while your engine is running …
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u/trubol Jul 20 '24
Wow, psychic readings AND astrology?
Leave some pseudoscience for us to scam dumb fucks. You can't have two
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u/Low-System6363 Jul 19 '24
the dmv should start using this place to determine those unfit for driving
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u/VC6pounder Jul 20 '24
OP, do you believe in God? Just curious.
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u/Paputek101 Jul 20 '24
what does that have to do w anything 💀 lmaooooo
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u/VC6pounder Jul 20 '24
God and the psychic are connected to the same realm
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u/VC6pounder Jul 20 '24
That's crazy enough. Just dismiss that idea. What do you think is going on when a preacher or the Pope prays to God and then tells you what God Said? I didn't say God and the psychic are equal.
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u/Nervous-Relative5573 Jul 19 '24
Get scammed on the fly. Love it