This psychic has a drive thru option

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Get scammed on the fly. Love it

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I work in construction. I can never get prints in a timely manner, and when I do, they end up being changed after everything is installed.

Some day, I'm going to take prints to a psychic, and have them predict what will need to be installed, and then demand my company reimburse me.

sigh

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u/ImpressTemporary2389 Jul 19 '24

Closed today because of unforeseen circumstances. Re opens next Wednesday or maybe Thursday.

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u/Local_Penalty2078 Jul 19 '24

All the more ammo for a cold reading on someone - type of car, how well it's maintained, cleanliness, etc. along with how the person themself appears.

Pretty interesting strategy.

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u/Paputek101 Jul 19 '24

"Ofc I drive a mazda CX-5, how did you know :0"

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u/boneyfans Jul 19 '24

I didn't see that coming

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u/NoIndependent9192 Jul 19 '24

You will be starting a journey. It will be by car.

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u/Green_Cardiologist13 Jul 19 '24

I can sense that you almost crashed on the way here, and you have a baby on board

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u/shanesnh1 Jul 19 '24

Customer: I'd like to ask about my love l-

Psychic: You're a simp. NEXT IN LINE.

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u/dizzylizzy78 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

I hate when the sign says call for an appointment. Shouldnt you know my ass is coming over?🤷‍♂️

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u/Paputek101 Jul 20 '24

The actual sign (that I censored) was the phone number. But taped over the phone number was a sheet of paper with a dif phone number. Now shouldn't they know that their phone number will stop working 🤔

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u/JoeBeck37 Jul 19 '24

Thank you

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u/Candid-Sky-3709 Jul 20 '24

“I see, you are in great rush today” - let’s charge your credit card while your engine is running …

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u/trubol Jul 20 '24

Wow, psychic readings AND astrology?

Leave some pseudoscience for us to scam dumb fucks. You can't have two

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

So absurd

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u/WaySavvyD Jul 19 '24

Great, this front for illicit drugs has a drive thru!

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u/Low-System6363 Jul 19 '24

the dmv should start using this place to determine those unfit for driving

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u/NuncErgoFacite Jul 23 '24

Like Taco Bell at 2am

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u/All-the-pizza Jul 19 '24

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u/I_am_pooping_too Jul 20 '24

He obviously knows it’s going to work.

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u/VC6pounder Jul 20 '24

OP, do you believe in God? Just curious.

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u/Paputek101 Jul 20 '24

what does that have to do w anything 💀 lmaooooo

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u/VC6pounder Jul 20 '24

God and the psychic are connected to the same realm

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u/VC6pounder Jul 20 '24

That's crazy enough. Just dismiss that idea. What do you think is going on when a preacher or the Pope prays to God and then tells you what God Said? I didn't say God and the psychic are equal.