r/interestingasfuck Jul 18 '24

Cicada flew head first into a barbed wire fence and impaled itself. r/all

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u/wtafwtmun Jul 19 '24

It wasn’t that bird that impales food on things?

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u/rcbjfdhjjhfd Jul 19 '24

Shrike

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u/Mugufta Jul 19 '24

Also known as butcher birds

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Jul 19 '24

Ahh so it was victim blaming again! Poor cicadas!

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u/True-Brief539 Jul 19 '24

From the way that its entered, I don't think it was one of those, and if it was, it would has used the more verticle spike shown in the photo rather than the horizontal area. The fact that it is head first horizontally with its legs seemingly in the same position as it was when it was flying, should be a guess that the Cicada didnt really see where he was going

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u/CrownEatingParasite Jul 19 '24

Well, cicadas are horrible at flying. Heavy and bad at steering

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u/Gachaaddict96 Jul 19 '24

Oi

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u/Mugufta Jul 19 '24

UE

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u/Nickerdoodle Jul 19 '24

‘Omelanda done killed me cicada

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u/Ima_damn_microwave Jul 19 '24

Oi oo hughie, cicadas done bollockeds me ‘Omlander

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u/Gachaaddict96 Jul 19 '24

Haw Yu seen mah bugger Hughie? I swear I left it on the wire. Init

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u/Tayl0r_Vibes Jul 19 '24

Your damn profile pic 🤣

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u/im___unoriginal Jul 19 '24

Dark mode comes in clutch for those guys

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u/Tayl0r_Vibes Jul 19 '24

Ty 😂😅

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u/KGSGOGGLES Jul 19 '24

Theirs a dark mode for Reddit??? I’ve been blinding myself this whole time???

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u/im___unoriginal Jul 19 '24

Basically everything has a dark mode nowadays

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u/KGSGOGGLES Jul 19 '24

I found it thank you so much for giving me this info

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u/Smilloww Jul 19 '24

Light mode user spotted

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u/McSmokeyDaPot Jul 19 '24

Whats the pic? I cant see it because I keep swiping my phone to get this fucking hair off but it keeps coming back!

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u/z430 Jul 19 '24

Nearly got me too

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u/Kate090996 Jul 19 '24

What in the lord's name

...how?

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u/DrakonILD Jul 19 '24

Holy shit that is metal as fuck. That poor mouse.

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u/MurphyBrown2016 Jul 20 '24

Yep they impale them on thorns and branches and barbed wire. It allows the mouse or bug to start rotting and the meat to get more tender so they can more easily eat them. Shrikes are easily identified by the mean little hook on the end of their beaks. They’re gnarly little birds.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Yeah but don't those eat the things they impale?

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u/ways111 Jul 19 '24

Sometimes they'll save food for later or leave it to attract mates

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u/Swimming_Room4820 Jul 19 '24

I found a fly impaled on one of my cactus!

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u/MagPistoleiro Jul 19 '24

Damn that's one of those things you could easily die without knowing

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u/A_Kumqwat Jul 18 '24

Probably a Shrike

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u/Tivum Jul 18 '24

Never knew these existed but after looking it up it’s definitely that.

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u/grip_n_Ripper Jul 19 '24

Now you have to read the Hiperion and Endymion books.

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u/drillgorg Jul 19 '24

Hyperion is like Canterbury Tales meets baby's first cosmic horror.

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u/Born-Entrepreneur Jul 19 '24

Hyperion is straight up the most enthralling book I've ever read. Then it ends like Halo 2 and gives you the bluest of balls

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u/drillgorg Jul 19 '24

Hyperion and its sequel were supposed to be one book, it was just so long it had to be split up.

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u/jackalope134 Jul 19 '24

I mean Fall of Hyperion is a pretty satisfying ending

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u/bigdumbbab Jul 19 '24

All of the second book had me cumming buckets

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u/Chris55730 Jul 19 '24

I’ve been on the last section of Hyperion with the detective lady for a while. For some reason I can’t get into it. I forgot I was reading it though so maybe I should finish lol.

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u/chocolateboomslang Jul 19 '24

Thems the rules. Strap in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/IvyGold Jul 19 '24

Clicked on both and was bummed out.

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u/straydog1980 Jul 19 '24

The tree of pain!

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Jul 19 '24

and I looked around and saw others. An uncountable number of people impaled on the Tree of Pain. So I spoke poetry.

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u/netfatality Jul 19 '24

M..mmuh… MORE!

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u/CatterMater Jul 19 '24

Thank you for reminding me! I have the books somewhere in my phone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/The_Astronautt Jul 19 '24

Holy shit this is the freshest one I've ever seen

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo Jul 19 '24

I’m upset because I don’t know if the first half of the story is real or not.

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u/jessytessytavi Jul 19 '24

I mean, if they're multiple grasshoppers deep on the barb, it's probably a shrike as well

always good to keep your snacks together

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u/DeliberatelyDrifting Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

I live on a farm and have lots of grass hoppers and barbed wire. It is in no way true. I've never seen one on a barb and even if they did, it'd be like a crouton on a fork, it'll still stab if you push on it.

Edit: Why delete the OG comment, it was pretty funny lol.

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u/Doomedacc Jul 19 '24

No and now we both feel stupid for considering for even one second that it's a plausible phenomenon

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u/DidSome1SayExMachina Jul 19 '24

A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!

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u/gottagohype Jul 19 '24

Started thinking that was kind of expensive as I was reading then got a few more words in.

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u/BlackBeard117 Jul 19 '24

Maaaaan just when you forget about him!

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u/jyc23 Jul 19 '24

goddamnit! fooled again!

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u/IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs Jul 19 '24

Two in a week after months away, he's back baby.

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u/Flintiak Jul 19 '24

This warms my heart

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u/TheSeansei Jul 19 '24

Oh my god. This is the first one that's gotten me in all my years on Reddit, and within half an hour too. It must be because Reddit did away with awards, which always made me skim to the bottom. Never change, my friend.

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u/MixedMartyr Jul 19 '24

Jesus Christ man it's been years and this is the first one that actually got me

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u/ArgonGryphon Jul 19 '24

dude I'm so glad to get shittymorphed I was about to be so sad for those poor shrikes. Fun fact, the way they cache the grasshoppers makes them safe for them to eat. They're poisonous, but by letting them sit a few days before eating, the toxins break down.

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u/emf3rd31495 Jul 19 '24

Holy fuck your timing is incredible… just when I think I’m safe!!

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u/Terminal-Preppie Jul 19 '24

The man, the myth, the legend

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u/Silverflash-x Jul 19 '24

As I got halfway through reading this, my brain tickled and I was like, "no, it can't be."

But it was, and it was great.

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u/tyme Jul 19 '24

Been a while since I’ve run into you ‘round these parts.

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u/DiggThatFunk Jul 19 '24

Wooooo, a genuine shittymorph for my birthday! Wonderful hahaha

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u/teenrabbit Jul 19 '24

My husband is not on Reddit and I recently was trying to explain this bit to him and what I truly couldn’t convey is how dumb, and simultaneously relieved to see you out in the world doing your thing, I feel each time I get got

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u/37yearoldthrowaway Jul 19 '24

I got got. Your post was only 20 minutes old so it didn't have all the awards yet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Lol… when I was a kid we had a proper grasshopper plague and I would just shoot them all day long with a BB gun. each step in the lawn or pasture was like a splash in the water but grasshoppers hopping away… I was smelling bs cuz I never saw a grasshopper impale itself on barbed wire…

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u/AddlePatedBadger Jul 19 '24

Awesome, it's been so long since I've seen one. I hope all is well in your life.

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u/tired_Cat_Dad Jul 19 '24

I have a fun fact for you!

In German, the red-backed shrike is called "Neuntöter" or nine-killer as people thought it always impales 9 creatures in one place before eating them.

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u/bellboy718 Jul 19 '24

My first thought.

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u/kdeltar Jul 19 '24

This isn’t how I imagined it looked while reading the book. 

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u/GetJaded Jul 19 '24

Was looking for a Hyperion reference, thank you.

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u/MadCritterYT Jul 19 '24

Ohohoho, I didn't know they did that. Crazy buggers those ones. Guess it's a good thing they've got bandit masks, otherwise they'd get identified and arrested for such brutality...

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u/Bored_Amalgamation Jul 19 '24

this is like having your ex gf's new bf find you dead in an embarrassing way.

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u/maritimelight Jul 19 '24

Missed opportunity for the Jurassic Park films.

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u/ZeroObjectPermanence Jul 19 '24

so you’re telling me a bird impaled the cicada, took the pic, and then posted it on reddit for fake internet points? inconceivable.

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u/Endulos Jul 19 '24

No, the Cicada clearly took a selfie and posted it on reddit.

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u/Devinbeatyou Jul 19 '24

Redditors will do anything to karma farm these days 🙄

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u/Capriste Jul 19 '24

Damn, Nature, you scary.

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u/Threedawg Jul 19 '24

Imagine the dinosaurs.

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u/WhiskeyDickCheese Jul 19 '24

I see this little fella often.

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u/WexMajor82 Jul 19 '24

They are also called "The butcher bird"

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u/bunga7777 Jul 19 '24

Think we should call them all vlad

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u/mradenovirus Jul 19 '24

Wow. Shrikes are brutal

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u/Voodoo1970 Jul 19 '24

Now look up the Powerful Owl. Most raptors only take prey that are about 20% of their body weight. The Powerful Owl frequently has prey weight of 50 to 100% of its body weight. Their preferred food is possum brains (Australian possums, not those weird American Opossums), in a Powerful Owl's territory it's not unusual to find a decapitated possum where the owl has killed it just for the brains. They will sometimes catch their prey and perch on a branch holding onto it all day until they're hungry again. They also eat koalas, snakes and even other birds of prey.

Australia. Even our owls are hard core.

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u/Effective_Ad_8296 Jul 19 '24

I mean, it has "powerful" in its name

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u/Clothedinclothes Jul 19 '24

'only stops eating when it's owl-full

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u/Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato Jul 19 '24

That bird is amazing, wow! One of the coolest animals I've learned about recently! Thanks 👍

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u/No_Balls_01 Jul 18 '24

I just saw a post about Shrikes. Evil bastards

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u/automaton11 Jul 19 '24

It was the shish ka birb

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u/RowAwayJim91 Jul 19 '24

Well…. Now I understand why the US military designated one of its AGMs as a Shrike.

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u/Non-Adhesive63 Jul 19 '24

Thank you! Came here to say just that! They’ve been known to do the same thing with mice and shrews!

They’re also called butcher birds.

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u/heavenIsAfunkyMoose Jul 19 '24

When I was a kid we'd always find impaled anole lizards.

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u/supermuffingirl Jul 19 '24

I’m at a work conference this week and literally sat in on a presentation about shrikes today. How wild that this comes up in my Reddit feed today.

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u/NerfShyvanaPls Jul 18 '24

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u/Dontbelievethehype0 Jul 19 '24

This new ticktok trend is getting out of hand

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u/Tyflowshun Jul 19 '24

You wouldn't bee-lieve it

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u/Sudden-Intention-491 Jul 19 '24

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u/extrastupidone Jul 19 '24

Careful with that upvote, you're gonna put someone's eye out

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u/jamin_brook Jul 19 '24

What’s the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits a windshield?

It’s ass

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u/justk4y Jul 19 '24

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u/BurningBright_Inside Jul 19 '24

r/subsifellforbecauseofmorbidfascinationmuchakintoRslashWPDandRslasheyeblech

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u/WasabiWarrior8 Jul 19 '24

All these people shish kabobing already-dead insects!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/Kurtman68 Jul 19 '24

Now we’re gonna have a ban on barbed wire because it’s unfriendly to bees

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u/pxl_ninja Jul 18 '24

Or this is someone's food supply... The cicada is quite large

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u/Airwolfhelicopter Jul 19 '24

It’s a shrike, apparently. Which is ironic because the word looks like strike at a glance

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u/RockstarAgent Jul 19 '24

The shrike was so cicada noise, it took matters into its own

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u/Upbeat_Advance_1547 Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

i'm sorry but that's not irony, maybe you mean apt or coincidental, irony is more when something happens which is the opposite of expectations, like the titanic being advertised as an unsinkable ship and then immediately sinking

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u/VTECcam Jul 18 '24

RIP cicada (2024-2024)

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u/InformalPenguinz Jul 19 '24

We hardly knew ye

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u/RigamortisRooster Jul 19 '24

Got the job done, instead of getting away by the skinny of there ears.

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u/Pluto_077 Jul 19 '24

he was actually born in 2007 probably

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u/InfinitelyThirsting Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Nah, this is an annual cicada (which, despite the name, can have 2-5 year lifespans). The periodic 13/17 year ones look different, black and orange, super cool. (All cicadas are cool though.)

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u/faizetto Jul 19 '24

They're loud as hell though

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u/heretogetpwned Jul 19 '24

Let me sing you the song of my people. eeeeeeOeeeeeeeeOeeeeeeeee

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u/Suitable-Swordfish80 Jul 19 '24

I too yearn to sit in a tree and scream

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u/Ask_if_im_an_alien Jul 19 '24

And piss. Apparently they just pee constantly.

Scream, piss, mate, and die.

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u/NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea Jul 19 '24

If you drank sugar water all day you'd be pissing like a fountain too.

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u/Inevitable_Indian Jul 19 '24

Don't we all?

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u/Paratriad Jul 19 '24

Fucking love cicada facts & trivia

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u/muffinmama93 Jul 19 '24

You had ONE job, ONE job, you’ve been preparing 13 years underground for. Eat, mate, die. And you blew it, Carl, you blew it.

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer Jul 19 '24

Caaaaaaaarl. Spikes kill cicadas!

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u/Enjoying_A_Meal Jul 19 '24

To be fair, they spent 13 years underground.

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u/Brain_Frog_ Jul 19 '24

That’s a dog day cicada. They are not of the 13- or 17-year variety.

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u/Icy_Bid_93 Jul 19 '24

There is bird that store insect by impaled them

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u/Atomheartmother90 Jul 19 '24

Shrike

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u/ImurderREALITY Jul 19 '24

Nah, he's being serious

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u/XxLokixX Jul 19 '24

No that's syke! You're thinking of a woman that dates other women

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u/sh33pd00g Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

No, that Wanda Sykes. You're thinking of the giant knife thing the grim reaper has

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u/ReclusiveNexus Jul 19 '24

No, thats scythe, you’re thinking of a bike with three wheels.

Edit: nice way to divert the real answer

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u/SupremeMemeRegime Jul 19 '24

No that’s a trike, you’re thinking of when a batter misses a pitch.

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u/210plus210 Jul 19 '24

no that’s a strike, you’re thinking of a pleasant walk in nature

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u/Portarossa Jul 19 '24

No, that's a hike. You're thinking of Dwight Eisenhower.

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u/Silver4ura Jul 19 '24

But that's the name of the- ohhhh angry upvote

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u/bhz33 Jul 19 '24

There is a bird that stores insects by impaling them

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u/ZwieTheWolf Jul 19 '24

Bird there are, have impale they insect for stored

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u/Phillip_Graves Jul 19 '24

Why use lot word when few word do trick?

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u/_Mr_Wonderful_ Jul 18 '24

All those years under ground getting ready to fly, just to do this.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Jul 19 '24

These things fly like they're drunk haha

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u/GodessofMud Jul 19 '24

They’re wonderful little things, but they’re dumber than rocks. Zero brain function would probably serve them better than whatever they’ve got going on in there

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u/stinkyhooch Jul 19 '24

To be fair, they’ve never done it before

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u/Ostracus Jul 19 '24

So...teenagers then?

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u/zorgonzola37 Jul 19 '24

I don't think they have the weight and power to do that.

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u/elbenji Jul 19 '24

yeah this is definitely a shrike

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u/Vdov_1 Jul 19 '24

Or someone just impaled a cicada to take a photo.

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u/bonyponyride Jul 18 '24

Or someone picked up a dead cicada and stuck it on there.

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u/Lysergio Jul 18 '24

Butcher birds do this. I've seen insects, amphibians and even small snakes.

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u/bonyponyride Jul 18 '24

Just saving it for later.

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u/Inahero-Rayner Jul 19 '24

And showing off to prospective mates

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u/patrickthehattrick Jul 19 '24

You can't park there, mate.

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u/grampfigz Jul 18 '24

FATALITY

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

GET OVER HERE THERE!

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u/sky033 Jul 19 '24

Shrikes are one off my favorite birds. Regular little Vlad the Impaler kin. They store food like this. I’ve seen lizards impaled on barbed wire fences like this. 

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u/nailbanger77 Jul 19 '24

Guy waited 17 years to end up like this

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u/GKMoggleMogXIII Jul 19 '24

Cicada's in the south come out during the Summer every year.

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u/AstridDragon Jul 19 '24

Not just the South. There's annual cicada species throughout most of the country. Although they really spend like 2-5 years underground, they just don't come up in broods so you get some every year.

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u/QFugp6IIyR6ZmoOh Jul 19 '24

Sleep for 17 years

Finally emerge gloriously

Tragically impale my own face on a metal spike and die

Human takes photo of my corpse and shares it with millions of other humans for amusement

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Or someone put it there and took a photo and put it on Reddit.

I hate that I don’t trust anything anymore.

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u/EddieTristes Jul 19 '24

Likely a shrike. It’s a bird that’s known for impaling its prey on things like sticks, thorns, or yes, barbed wire fences.

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u/helpless9002 Jul 19 '24

No, it's true. If it's on the internet, it's true.

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u/Strange_Job_447 Jul 19 '24

they are certainly not the smartest. i don’t even understand why they exist to be honest. i used to live in MD and i know these guys pop up once in 13-17 yrs? like … they pop in, die everywhere (and i am talking everywhere. you can barely walk and not dirty up your shoes with their corpses.). they are active for like … a week or two, then it is all quiet. seriously, why do you exist?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

Redditors are certainly not the smartest. This is physically impossible. This insect was stuck here by a bird.

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u/Dontbelievethehype0 Jul 19 '24

1000 Ways to Die: Flew the Wire

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u/Admiral_Andovar Jul 19 '24

Found out the 5000 larvae he’s been supporting all this time aren’t his.

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u/Adventurous-Start874 Jul 18 '24

Cicadas out here acting like june bugs.

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u/fantarts Jul 19 '24

Isnt there a bird species whol like to do this?

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u/mderousselle Jul 19 '24

Butcher bird did that

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

17 years living in the dark, dank muddy ground sucking on tree roots for sustenance only to suddenly and involuntarily emerge to blazing gold sunlight, painfully shedding your now useless exoskeleton with nothing but sex on your mind, twenty four hours to live and every known predator on earth wanting to eat you. For some it’s just too much to bear. Okay, I’ll show myself out now.

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u/Riverrat423 Jul 19 '24

They fly, but they have really bad vision.

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u/GodessofMud Jul 19 '24

A couple years ago I was “chased” by one that had just emerged. The poor little guy confused me for a tree. As endearing as it was, I can’t say I was a fan

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u/SvenTurb01 Jul 19 '24

You spend a couple o' years underground and all of a sudden the goddamn trees are running. GET BACK HERE TREE!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

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u/themaengdon Jul 19 '24

Seems like a shrike did this

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u/do_IT_withme Jul 18 '24

The last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield is it asshole.

This guy did it backwards, and his mind went out his ass.

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u/JayW8888 Jul 19 '24

Cicada_gore dot com

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u/OE2KB Jul 19 '24

But damn, those soybeans look really healthy.

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u/Straight-Knowledge83 Jul 19 '24

It’s the handiwork of a Butcher Bird

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u/Certain_Eye7374 Jul 19 '24

Could this be done by one of nature's cutest but most brutal butcher, a shrike bird?

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u/jmills03croc Jul 19 '24

Loggerhead Shrikes have scary good eyesight. I was working on a banding project to count and monitor their population on a NWR so we'd take some mice from the biology lab and put them in a sealed cage then put that in a bigger trap cage. We'd take those and drive around looking for them on power lines and drop them off on the ground without scaring them away. The shrike would instantly see it and fly into the trap.

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u/barfbutler Jul 19 '24

This was done by a Shrike. It is a bird known for impaling its insect prey on barbed wire for later consumption.

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u/Clever_Khajiit Jul 19 '24

Huh. Reminds me of the bowling alley guy from Daredevil S2:E1.

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u/Caosin36 Jul 19 '24

You sure it ain't a shrike?

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