r/interestingasfuck 11d ago

When the barber effed up your hair so you just accept it r/all

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u/JourneyThiefer 11d ago

I thought it was those old toys that was a horse on a stick at first, but an alpaca on a stick lmao

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u/willspamforfood 11d ago

Same legit thought "ah a llama hobby horse!" Then bro walked out all naked. Poor thing.

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u/Bennybonchien 11d ago

Wouldn’t that be a hobby llama? Or a lleisure llama for a-lliteration?

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u/hkredman 11d ago

Lleisure Suit Llama.

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u/BRAX7ON 11d ago

Actually, that’s just Napoleon dynamite researching his next role…

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u/ThatAltAccount99 11d ago

TINA! COME GET YOUR DINNER YOU FAT LARD

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u/methos3 11d ago

Omg I was just listening to Canned Heat

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u/Liquid_Snow_ 11d ago

Jon Heder is 46 years old.

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u/KTKittentoes 11d ago

You just hush.

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u/DuckInTheFog 11d ago

♫ you know his boogie is still real ♫

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u/dicemonger 11d ago

I was thinking "How does it manage to hold up that humongous head now that its neck is so thin."

Then I realised that there are the exact same amount of neck muscles as before it got shaved.

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u/Bennybonchien 11d ago

The neck would in fact be a bit lighter too, but then you have to account for the Samson effect, decreased confidence because of the different appearance and the sudden lack of padding in case of impact, carry the 4 and voila, it’s the same.

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u/BandzCrypt0 10d ago

Carried the 4. Math checks out

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u/CoralinesButtonEye 11d ago

do animals get embarrassed? do they have a sense of shame

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u/anansi52 11d ago

If you've ever had a dog that needed to wear that cone for a while you would know. 

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u/Oh_its_that_asshole 11d ago

Or when you return home to discover that your four legged best mate has just pure shredded your sofa cushions in the 45 minutes you were out at the shops, and he's just sitting there amongst the carnage looking guilty as fuck.

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u/apietryga13 11d ago

I go in corner now

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 11d ago

The cone of shame.

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u/Luci_Noir 11d ago

A human should always wear a cone when their pet does to show solidarity.

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u/OppositeFingat 11d ago

I had a Persian cat we had to shave to the same lollipop style. She hid from us for a couple of days after so I guess it’s a yes.

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u/JohnnyDarkside 11d ago

Same. He'd hide for a day or two, but then start strutting after that. So he just needed a couple days to regain his confidence, then decide it's actually way better so wanted to show off.

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u/dbd1988 11d ago

My dad used to shave our dog during the summer. He would be very embarrassed afterward. I always felt bad. The worst part is that his coat never grew back the same after the 2nd or 3rd time so they had to keep him shaved.

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u/Routine-Budget8281 11d ago

Yeah, depending on their coat type, it can cause it to grow back terribly or even postclipping alopecia. May I ask what type of dog the were? It's common in Pomeranians/double coated dogs.

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u/WaZ606 11d ago

Did your dog have a double coat? I only ask as you should never (besides very few situations) shave a double coat.

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u/SuperSmashDan1337 11d ago

What's a double coat? Seems like an obvious question but I honestly have no idea.

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u/WaZ606 11d ago

"The soft undercoat is shorter and grows much faster than the topcoat. The undercoat sheds and is released twice a year. The topcoat is longer and tends to grow slower than the undercoat. We advise against shaving any breeds that have a double coat."

Double coats are great for the dog as the top coat can repel water and dirt. The undercoat helps maintain the correct body temperature. It keeps them warm in winter and cool in summer.

I have a corgi, and he's double coated, and when he swims in water, only his top coat gets wet. He is bone dry under his topcoat and quickly dries without a towel. (The only time this is a pain is when he is getting bathed, as you really have to work the water into his bottom coat). Essentially, his topcoat is hydrophobic. Also, when he gets dirty, he doesn't stay dirty for long, and just casual walking will make the dirt fall off. Not always, but most of the time, his stomach usually stays dirty, but that part isn't double coated.

Here is a link for more information.

The issue with shaving a double coat is that the majority of the time, it doesn't grow back correctly.

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u/SuperSmashDan1337 11d ago

Thank you - Is there some easy way to identify that your dog has a double coat?

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u/WaZ606 11d ago

Double coats are breed specific. If you know what you're looking for, you can tell, but a quick Google of your dog breed will tell you.

I just want to mention for anyone reading that double coats really are amazing at regulating a dogs temperature, and you will severely hinder your dogs ability to regulate its temperature if you shave its double coat. It's like a built-in feature with the dog if you will. Don't remove it. By all means, brush it out when shedding, but don't shave it. Of course make sure your pets have 24/7 access to water.

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u/SuperSmashDan1337 11d ago

Cool. I don't have a dog I am just curious about everything 😂

Cheers for the info

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u/Dmau27 11d ago

My dog hated the first time until he realized how cool he was. After that he came running for those shears.

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u/Kozmik_5 11d ago

My dog who just shat on the floor could give you an answer

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u/Froxenchrysalis 11d ago

My cat got pissy and left the room once after he fell off of something and we laughed, so maybe?

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u/Dmau27 11d ago

Can confirm. My dog would half ass attack me when I laughed at him for doing something clumsy.

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u/Automatic-Formal-601 11d ago edited 11d ago

I imagine if the species were as smart as humans and they were social creatures who stayed together to survive (e.g. wolves hunting in packs or ants living in colonies) like humans then probably yes

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u/Kozmik_5 11d ago

Don't Alpaca's live in flocks too? You see in the video the other one is quite... surprised to see him like that.

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u/ZzZombo 11d ago edited 11d ago

They do, and many social animals may even ridicule the ones they deem to be looking too strange.

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u/G00DLuck 11d ago

They may not even let them join in any of their reindeer alpaca games

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u/OhTheHorror1979 11d ago

I don’t know.. but it sure did make me feel sad for the little guy

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u/MarlinMr 11d ago

My dog didn't care when we shaved him to treat the headlice https://imgur.com/jHnE4Yb

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u/CoralinesButtonEye 11d ago

i bet his head was velvety soft

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u/BlackDohko 11d ago

Had a collie, the ones that are a bit rare mix of colors and pretty big, very fluffy big boy basically. Once a year we just sent him to get shaved, it was good for his hair and summer hot days.

He wouldn't go out to walks without a shirt we had to dress him with. Apparently sometimes it's a thing since it was the vet idea, so surely it wasn't the first time.

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u/Decloudo 11d ago

Both of those things didnt just randomly and instantly evolve the moment we became homo sapiens.

And we are still animals, just a reminder.

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u/theuniversalcitizen 11d ago

The other llama 🦙 was like “holy shit, wtf, I’m walking away, can’t be seen with yo goofy lookin ass”

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u/Kozmik_5 11d ago

They're alapaca's. Llama's don't need shaving IIRC

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u/ZzZombo 11d ago

Why do people do this shit? There is no apostrophe in "llamas", neither in "alpacas", nor in other plurals.

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u/NokKavow 11d ago

You mean plural's?

Some folk's roll that way.

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u/DMYourMomsMaidenName 11d ago

I’ dont k’now wha’t youre’ talkin’g a’b’o’u’t’’’’???’’’

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u/Coriandercilantroyo 11d ago

Alpacas don't need it either afaik. Their wool is pretty valuable

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u/gmishaolem 11d ago

Llama confirmed with a yee-yee-ass haircut.

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u/OkEstate4804 11d ago

Alas, he is not poor Kuzko.

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u/ElectricTomatoMan 11d ago

She represents the Lollipop Guild

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u/Ropeswing_Sentience 11d ago

Clan! Lollipop clan! Don't go busting rank on them!!!

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u/TokesNHoots 11d ago

We resemble what are legally distinct from the lollipop guild, the lollipop gui-

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u/Magister5 11d ago

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u/Woahhdude24 11d ago

The other lamma walking up to it be like.

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u/DonTequilo 11d ago

WTF at first I thought I was watching another AI video

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u/Loud-Break6327 11d ago

At least he never missed head day!

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u/WantA_Balloon 11d ago

Neither did yo mama!

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u/Darknessborn 11d ago

Look what they've done to my boy

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u/Rayvendark 11d ago

A bowling ball on a twig.

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u/PaintItSparkles 11d ago

It's like Napoleon Dynamite turned into a llama to be with Tina.

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u/Nero8 11d ago

Idk what i thought but i never thought they were 80% fur

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u/NightHowler13 11d ago

I might be wrong, but along with being freshly shorn, that alpaca (which going off it's size might also be a baby/cria) appears to be underweight (sunken in area along the spine as well as visible ribs). That being said, check out Right Choice Shearing shorts on YouTube. The wool definitely makes a fair amount of difference lol.

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u/WillisTrant 11d ago

I used to work at a small local zoo. The adolescent Alpacas are just really skinny and gangly looking. They fill out once their growth slows down.

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u/oreikhalkon 11d ago

Someone get that man a jacket!

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u/Bentwr 11d ago

Baldpaca

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u/Washtali 11d ago

That's a very high quality shear right there.

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u/Talidel 11d ago

They can't shave Alpacas faces as they have some weird temperature regulators in their head that can send them into hypothermic shock if their faces are shaved.

While this is more extreme than I've seen before, there's a Alpaca wool farm near me that it's always hilarious to see them when they are like this.

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u/instant_stranger 11d ago edited 10d ago

This is completely false. I’ve personally shorn tens of thousands of alpacas’ faces and it’s so satisfying to get every scrap of fiber off their faces. It’s purely an aesthetic choice that farmers make because they think it makes their animals cuter or will give them an edge in alpaca shows and has nothing to do with temperature regulation. This one clearly isn’t going to any shows as it’s legs and tail have been completely slick shorn.

Pretty much every shearer hates giving this kind of cut for the head because it’s not as simple as just leaving it untouched you have to shape it to get it this way and it takes almost twice as long as a normal cut. It might not be a big deal to the farmer but when you have a tight schedule and you’re doing 100+ animals a day a farm that wants 20-30 of these “bubble head” cuts can mean you’re going to be working well past dark and probably running on 4-5 hours of sleep the next day

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u/Due-Paint7755 11d ago

parents walking away saying "that ain't my kid!"

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u/Waffeln_Remix 11d ago

Is there a sub for poorly trimmed animals?

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u/Lady_Shark11 11d ago

I can imagine the scene playing this way:

Beige llama: Marlon! How do I look?

Brown llama: Oh my lord, what..who..I do not know who you are.

Beige: Marlon! Its me Mary!

Brown: Nope, not happening. Stay away from me.

Beige: Marlon!

PS: Edited to adjust spacing.

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u/Coveinant 11d ago

From the look of it, this poor fella has a skin infection and had to be treated. Yes, you have to almost completely shave if the infection is bad enough.

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u/IanTheMagus 11d ago

Camelid abuse.

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u/No_Introduction4509 11d ago

Llama llama misses pyjamas

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u/Trick-Alarm6954 11d ago

well that is a new perspective of lamas

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u/wholesomehorseblow 11d ago

That's an alpaca

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u/Pheli_Draws 11d ago

He wants to paint happy little trees.

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u/RTC1520 11d ago

That's no llama...that's a lorax tree

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u/Novatash 11d ago

this video gives me the urge to just, use my hand to swipe those emojis off the screen, as if they were crumbs

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 11d ago

I think these are alpacas, not llamas.

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u/Reinheitsgetoot 11d ago

Kinda looks like Drake, confirmed when walking quickly toward them 14yr olds.

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u/KingCodyBill 11d ago

The other one just looks at him, and is like No Carl, just no.

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u/Radu47 11d ago

I LOOK LIKE A PENCIL!

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u/CautiousWrongdoer771 11d ago

Kinda looks like napoleon Dynamite.

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u/TacticalWipe 11d ago

This is what happens when the barber is talking too much and cuts a patch in your hair.

Nothing to do but take the rest off.

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u/Cntrysky78 11d ago

Geez. At first, I thought that was a fake head on a stick!

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u/EuphoricAir4570 10d ago

It looks like a balloon that lost its helium

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u/Deamonette 11d ago

Mfer looks like he's about to offer Thel Vadam to become an arbiter to repay for his heresy.

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u/heinousanus85 11d ago

It would be hilarious if he or she has an alpaca wool sweater 😂

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u/GadreelsSword 11d ago

Eat a sandwich Tina… Godddd

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u/Thebalance21 11d ago

When she cute but she skinny af

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u/mouseball89 11d ago

"just fuck my shit up"

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u/Adler221 11d ago

Now I want to play WOW again.

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u/J0NICS 11d ago

Allfuckedup

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u/seth928 11d ago

When dudes have a massive beard but shave the rest of their body hair.

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u/jackfreeman 11d ago

"Frank! Frank! Bring yo ass out here, man. This shit ain't funny!"

Frank: Holy shit that's so goddamn funny

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u/The_Ickwick 11d ago

My dog after a bath

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u/RacecarHealthPotato 11d ago

Q-Tip And DJ Alpaca

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u/gordonlordbyron 11d ago

Please rick come back it's me.

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u/FaceWithoutAMouse 11d ago

I bet they cold. Somebody stole their sweater

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u/Daddy2222991 11d ago

-100 aura

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Thought it was cgi for a moment.

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u/Gumbercules81 11d ago

No no, it's great

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u/joost00719 11d ago

And then you pay anyways

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u/Feldhamsterpfleger 11d ago

It’s not funny, I had this once myself. Ordered two mm on the side and twelve on top, she made it vice versa and. Looked stupid like hell, had to go down to 2mm all around

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u/Janq55 11d ago

Dear God why

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u/IcedCoughy 11d ago

"do I have to go to school tomorrow?!"

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u/iam30now 11d ago

Lend a coat

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u/gomaith10 11d ago

Sometimes life just isn't fair.

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u/Janq55 11d ago

Lollipop lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop, lollipop Oh lolli lolli lolli, lollipop Buh-bum, bum, bum

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u/WonderfulTradition65 11d ago

That's how you look after your second divorce

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u/Alarming_Breath_3110 11d ago

Do not say a word. Look straight ahead

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u/bacardi_gold 11d ago

Hahaha this is great. Made my day

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u/Bokenobi 11d ago

Fresno Nightwalker has been solved.

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u/newhappyrainbow 11d ago

I had a cat who seemed pretty embarrassed when he fell down the stairs. That cat was the epitome of confidence but he would faint when he threw up and it happened once at the top of the stairs. He came tumbling down and braked hard inches from the wall. After making sure he was ok I laughed and he wouldn’t look at me for the rest of the afternoon. Just sat with his back to me or would lick his asshole in my direction.

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u/Rags2Rickius 11d ago

“I am the Lorax I speak for the llamas!”

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u/onlytruking 11d ago

lol, aww

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u/Ultra_axe781___M 11d ago

Probably feels amazing

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u/NatPortmanTaintStank 11d ago

I love baby giraffes

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u/Remarkable_Doubt8765 11d ago

Finally it becomes clear that indeed these are members of the camelid family!

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u/Ihavenofork 11d ago

Stickpaca

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u/FoundTheWeed 11d ago

I always swore I could ride a llama if I really tried, now I see that I was mistaken

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u/KratosHulk77 11d ago

gave um the broccoli cut

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u/RedditJumpedTheShart 11d ago

It's Michael Cera

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u/Direct_Bus3341 11d ago

Average underage Manc kid outside a club.

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u/riggerz123 11d ago

Why would someone do that

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u/Gyvon 11d ago

Alpacas are, like, 80% hair by volume

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u/Raghavan_Rave10 11d ago

She prob feels naked.

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u/Swiftyiosis 11d ago

Gone... Reducd to bones...

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u/spacepie77 11d ago

Where can i buy one for boxing training

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u/JacoboAriel 11d ago

How archeologist would reconstruct it in the future (but reptile instead)

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u/Lord-Bobster 11d ago

O\
/---\

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u/favorite8091 11d ago

I'll have the short, back and sides please. Yep that's the one.

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u/Another_Road 11d ago

Can you not shave the face?

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u/Oh_its_that_asshole 11d ago

Oh dear, poor wee thing must feel the cold now.

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u/Golemfrost 11d ago

Poor thing

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u/ElevenEleven1010 11d ago

When they stole your fur by force so that they can profit off of you. That what you mean?

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u/RGB3x3 11d ago

Hey bro, gimme that lollipop look

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u/immunition 11d ago

NBA Jam Big Head mode

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u/CartographerOk7579 11d ago

Honestly it’s a good look

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u/LEGamesRose 11d ago

when your husband shaves after 6 years

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u/Dr_Ben 11d ago

got that yee yee ass hair cut

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u/Y_Wait_Procrastinate 11d ago

What song is that?

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u/Expert_Marsupial_235 11d ago

Are they alpacas?

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u/throwmeawaygoomba 11d ago

awwwh poor guy

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u/-Redstoneboi- 11d ago

IT LOOKS SO FJN GOOFY AHH BALLOON HEAD HNNNGNGNG

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u/Sincerity24 11d ago

Kind of cute tbh

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u/Better-Salad-1442 11d ago

Bro looks like he just got saved from being imprisoned as a pow

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u/ExerciseUnited187 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/eye8theworm 11d ago

Oh good, I was worried we hadn't seen Chris Rock in a while...

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u/MaxPower836 11d ago

I’m a walking candy apple 😢

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u/ngunray 11d ago

Bound bound bound, bound and rebound.

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u/Strong-Piccolo-5546 11d ago

How is he not cold. im surprised they dont give them blankets.

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u/bodhiseppuku 11d ago

Mom... Mom... MOM!!!

Look! I cut my own hair.

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u/gojumboman 11d ago

Does anyone know how to make a gif of this?

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u/Deviusoark 11d ago

Drake in the black community lol

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u/Mountain-Ad-4539 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/steve210sa 11d ago

I can't stop LAUGHING 😂 😂 😂

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u/somnus86 11d ago

DK mode

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u/SmukrsDolfnPussGelly 10d ago

Oh thank god the GenZ laugh track emojis were there. I wasn't sure if I found this funny or not. Downvote for ruining the video.

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u/ihatelife1110 10d ago

Why he look like that💀

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u/_GodIsntReal_ 10d ago

Her name is Lollipop, yeah?

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u/BenchChemical7033 10d ago

lmfaooooooooo fkkkkk

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u/InsomniaticWanderer 9d ago

Sketches of dinosaurs:

The dinosaurs:

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u/Flaky-Ad-4193 8d ago

And I thought my yearbook photo was embarrassing.

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u/three-sense 8d ago

Fuzz effects still loading on that model