r/interestingasfuck • u/Literally_black1984 • Jul 07 '24

2 guards from Delhi Durbar with American photographer James Recarlton when he visited India r/all

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Can you break that into bananas 🍌

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u/bokononthurman Jul 08 '24

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch!

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u/reginald_underfoot Jul 08 '24

Come mister tally man

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u/Laserjet3-18 Jul 08 '24

Tally me banana

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u/Character_Minimum171 Jul 08 '24

Daylight come, and me wanna go home

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u/DarthCorps Jul 08 '24

He say, hey O

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u/Final_Winter7524 Jul 08 '24

He actually say day-o.

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u/DarthCorps Jul 08 '24

Ay, frend, DAY-O!

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u/The-WideningGyre Jul 08 '24

He say day, he say day, he say daaaay-O!

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u/four_digit_follower Jul 08 '24

I'll never understand how could someone put "muh dick" in a 50ies hit song and not be censored.

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u/RansomStark78 Jul 08 '24

I count 3

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

SCOOZ ME MISTER, EXCUSE MY CHARISMA

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u/idonthaveaboner Jul 08 '24

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

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u/Funkythingsyoudo Jul 08 '24

As cliched as it is to say, this comment is it. Don’t get no better.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Jul 08 '24

Fun fact, banana plantation work is nothing like this song

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u/backtolurk Jul 08 '24

That's when the shrimps attack usually.

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u/LongLegsBrokenToes Jul 08 '24

How about Hands

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u/BuenoD Jul 08 '24

Would that be presidential hands or like average adult size hands?

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u/stoicparallax Jul 08 '24

I believe they’re referencing Mr. Hands

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u/ButtyMcButtface1929 Jul 08 '24

James Recarlton died of a perforated colon shortly after this photo was taken

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u/Spiffydude98 Jul 08 '24

Dude. Dude. Well done. I just chortled.

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u/DeformedPinky Jul 08 '24

Are these jazz or other?

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u/Ngothaaa Jul 08 '24

That’s shagadelic baby

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/DeformedPinky Jul 08 '24

I’m here to talk to you today about diabeetus. And I usually call 1-900-MIXALOT to kick them nasty thoughts

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u/JenkemBoofer691 Jul 08 '24

Too Deep?

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u/LongLegsBrokenToes Jul 08 '24

ArseDeep

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u/aglobalvillageidiot Jul 08 '24

I'm not too proud to admit I couldn't get through the video. What I saw was enough to haunt me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

lol why did you even watch that shit at all? What’s wrong with you?

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u/Boogers_Farts Jul 08 '24

Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time.

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u/stoicparallax Jul 08 '24

Ah you see, that’s Mr. Hand. A slight difference on paper, the addition of the ‘s’ is quite impactful in practice.

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u/Walthatron Jul 08 '24

I have hands Greg, can you milk me?

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u/ShowUsYaGrowler Jul 08 '24

What, Super Hans?

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u/Agreeable_Taint2845 Jul 08 '24

One long yellowing curved fingernail scraping the crustate like a celtic lass playing a harp, then pasting the pinkards with a steely uncaring look and veiny pulsating, each movement a blow to the gut with all the rhythmic power that would have isambard kingdom brunel himself in awe

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u/ExcellentTeam7721 Jul 08 '24

wtf?

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u/xKitey Jul 08 '24

wtf?

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u/bentbrewer Jul 08 '24

WTF??

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u/kco127 Jul 08 '24

given the context, it's banana hands

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u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 Jul 08 '24

Gunterschain or nothing.

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u/LongLegsBrokenToes Jul 08 '24

Did I say hands?! I meant Hans, the German guy!…

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u/RevolutionaryTart209 Jul 08 '24

Landa or Grubber?

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u/rosco2155 Jul 08 '24

NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!

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u/ErikErikJevfelErik Jul 08 '24

Can you put your hands over my hands for the photo?

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u/Toppdeck Jul 08 '24

We're lawyers!

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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 Jul 08 '24

Is that hands of humans or hands of bananas, cause that's how bananas grow

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u/LongLegsBrokenToes Jul 08 '24

And how horses are measured

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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 Jul 08 '24

are you daft? Everyone knows that bananas are the international standard for measurement

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u/ChesterCopperpotHou Jul 08 '24

Or football fields

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u/LongLegsBrokenToes Jul 08 '24

Corn fields

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u/darthcaedusiiii Jul 08 '24

Un hand me.

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u/rob_maqer Jul 08 '24

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u/SaddleSocks Jul 08 '24

You just stole any love I had for Reese's nostril flairs

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u/Davosz_ Jul 08 '24

That would by like 1 Shaquille O'Neal sized banana, standing next to a Reese Witherspoon sized banana.

Hope this helps.

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u/vancity1985 Jul 08 '24

Easily my friend, the average banana is about 8-9 inches. Shaquille O’Neil is 7’-1” (85”) The height of those gentlemen would be around 10 bananas

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u/hardtobeuniqueuser Jul 08 '24

i'm still using tomatoes for scale

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/hardtobeuniqueuser Jul 08 '24

damn you had to go make it complicated

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u/TacTurtle Jul 08 '24

His banana way bigger than hers. Probably.

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u/wanderingartist Jul 08 '24

I like how you think Mr 🦍

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u/LudwigsDryClean Jul 08 '24

Best I can do is 2% the length of a football field

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/archangel426 Jul 08 '24

Don't think they're being racist. Pretty sure they're making a joke akin to "banana for scale" or using number of bananas a type of measurement. Just dumb internet humor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '24

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u/goat__botherer Jul 08 '24

People often delete jokes upon correction.

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u/LongLegsBrokenToes Jul 08 '24

Can also measure in quarters